I met Travis at a farmers market, of all places. He was much different from anyone I'd dated since moving to the city. He wore a knit cap, rode a bike, had a beard, and worked at a vegetable co-op; in short, almost the complete opposite of my button-down, professional lifestyle. He loved reflecting on the unfortunate nature of city life, and how we should all be more "in tune" with the natural world around us (of course, he meant nature as in mountains and elk, not the "nature" as in rats and roaches on the subway). Sometimes I got the feeling that the only reason he lived in the city in the first place was so that he could tell everyone how much better things were in the country.
Honestly, I never really understood what my attraction to him was. Maybe it was that I met him on Earth Day and I was feeling guilty about the ecological toll of my penchant for long showers and take-out food that came in Styrofoam packaging. Regardless, I blinked and suddenly we had been dating for ten months, and I was arranging a special nature treat for our approaching year anniversary. I'd found an awesome sounding deal on a guided day-long raft trip on a river in the foothills of the Rockies specially designed for couples, so I snapped up airfare, rental car, a (hopefully not too seedy) motel room as close to the launch point as possible, and of course two spots on a private raft. It was an intriguing enough opportunity that even I, City Mouse Herself, was excited for it.
And so it came to be that six and a half weeks later, I found myself the sole owner of a vacation for two in BFN, Wyoming after Travis broke things off ten days before our trip. He said he needed to find someone whose "spirit more closely intertwined with his like the vines of a..." I hung up before he had a chance to finish his dipshit thought. I scrambled to find a friend or β perish the thought β coworker to share my trip, but found no takers. I was heading to Wyoming for a vacation, Han Style.
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My alarm blared in the darkness of the strange motel room and I swore as I stumbled to locate and silence my phone. It was 5:30 and the isolated raft company was over an hour from the tiny town where I'd spent the night, so I needed to get an early start to meet my (originally 'our') guide for the trip.
I switched on the bedside reading lamp and rose from the bed, shielding my sleep-caked eyes from the yellow bulb's assault but was urged on by the allure of a hot shower. "Why am I showering before going to sit in silt and muck all day?" I muttered, but shook my head, thinking of the prospect to get some sun and fresh air, and the opportunity to try something new. I hadn't been to the mountains before, and though they'd been obscured by low clouds yesterday on my drive from the airport, all I had heard of them sounded breathtaking.
"That John Denver's full of shit, man!" I chuckled aloud to myself as I walked towards the bathroom, pulling the thin grey t-shirt I'd slept in over my head and letting it drop to the floor behind me, my full D cup breasts perking up with enjoyment at the taste of cool, fresh air. I was usually neat and organized, and would have hated the idea of dirty clothes on the floor in my own apartment. However, even though I was alone, the idea of my clothes tossed carelessly away on a cheap motel room floor gave me a feeling of naughty anticipation in the pit of my stomach. I added to that rush with a smirk as I slid the cotton thong down my hips to my ankles, stepped out of them with my left foot, and β looping the garment around my right foot β kicked them into the air, where they came to rest draped on the rim of the lamp on the dresser. The love scene was half complete.
I turned away from my manufactured scene of passion and stepped into the bathroom. Flipping the switch, I squinted my eyes against the harsh fluorescent lighting and breathed my silent gratitude for the efforts of the motel cleaning staff. The same could be said for the motel itself. For an establishment whose front was graced with a flickering sign advertising "F_EE CABL_", my room was spotless and quiet. As I bent over and turned the knob of the faucet I admitted to myself that I really didn't have any complaints about this trip so faβ YEOW! The water was ice cold! I recalled the manager's warning at check-in that their water heater sometimes took a bit to get going in the morning.
Thankfully, after only a moment the heater caught up to the water and I stepped into the lukewarm stream with only a modicum of discomfort. I turned my back, and felt the steadily heating water pulse against my back and shoulders, easing the tension of a long flight and a longer month. I just needed to get out of the city, if even for a few days; that realization might have been the only thing for which I might be grateful to Travis. I took the miniature bar of soap and worked it into a froth between my hands, then lathered my flat stomach, round breasts, neck, shoulders, and arms, followed by my hips and legs before working my hands back up the insides of my thighs. I missed the touch of a man β any man β such that even a warm water washing drove me within a hair's breadth of climax. My mind returned to my early appointment and unclear directions, which caused me to curtail my self-engagement, and I shut off the water.
Stepping out of the shower, I wrapped one of the small hotel towels around my midsection and set to work on drying my hair with another. My red hair was longer than I thought it should be, reaching below my shoulders and dripping small rivulets of water that ran down the deep crevice between my large towel-clad breasts. I gave my body one last run over with the towel, and let it fall to the floor in front of my open suitcase.
Reaching into my bag, I pulled out half of my bathing suit and stepped into the pink and white bottoms, pulling them up my legs until the side-tied waist rested just below my hips. I grabbed the top, which consisted of two triangular patches with wide lateral pink and white stripes, connected by strings that tied behind my neck and at the back. I slid the pre-tied neck straps over my head, then reached behind my back - double-knotting the string to prevent a "garment malfunction" mid-river - and arranged the triangular patches on my front. Even after careful adjustment, the suit left a large inner portion of each breast uncovered. With the nautical striped theme of the bathing suit, my chest took on the appearance of two full, billowing sails.
"I'll certainly get plenty of sun," I said to the reflection, "and I might even give some crotchety old guide a little bit of a thrill." I bit my lower lip and surprised myself with the kick I got from the thought of some bumpkin thinking of me later that night while whipping his wire. Admiring myself in the mirror, I tugged the triangles slightly further apart, widening the patch of bare skin of my generous chest.
I completed my outfit with cut-off jean shorts, a tight, thin white t-shirt adorned with an image of Mighty Mouse (distorted by my breasts), and a pair of ankle-high canvas sneakers. I looked in the mirror; I looked pretty damn good for someone who was about to spend their day slogging around a creek. Looking at my drugstore wristwatch, I saw I was dangerously close to being late. I threw my "purse" β a waterproof backpack containing my raft reservation, driver's license, cash, a credit card, my cell phone, a towel, a disposable camera, a spare t-shirt, and sunblock (redheads learn their lessons about the sun) β over my shoulder and headed for the door. On the way out of the motel, I grabbed a cup of coffee and a donut. "I'm on vacation." I reassured myself, thinking of all those yoga classes as I walked to the car.
The drive was as uneventful as the view was spectacular. The three day rain storm had finally cleared, giving me a full view of the majestic peaks in the distance. I could have complained about the lack of a decent radio station, but I was too absorbed in the scenery. Maybe that idiot had been right; maybe there was something to be said for the country. Then I turned my car into the parking lot of the tour company and my jaw nearly dropped...
There, standing before me was possibly the most gorgeous man I had ever seen. He stood well over six feet tall, with chiseled, sinewy muscles framed in black skin that reflected the sun just as it broke through the clouds. I struggled to remember which foot operated the brake or gas, barely avoiding killing the Adonis who stood in front of me.