It's the next morning, and you're in the bathroom, putting on your workout clothes. You're not gonna make the same baggy sweatpants mistake you did yesterday. This time, leggings: your cute pink and black number from Lululemon. They flare out a bit at the calves, and they make your beautiful butt even more heart-shaped and firm than usual. Underneath: some stretchy grey "hipster" style panties, hugging your ass tight. Up top, a breathable teal tank that "just happens" to stop short of your waist, keeping that butt in view.
"Daddy likey," I leer, as I wander into the bathroom searching for mouthwash. A goofy comment, yes, but you'll allow it, especially when I come up behind you and start rubbing up on your ass. You like that. After 15 years of marriage, our sex isn't quite as frequent as it used to be (honestly, it's down to maybe just once-a-month now, if that), so tiny unprompted moments of horniness like this are nice, and welcome.
"Wear this tonight," I purr into your ear as I grab a handful of butt. You mumble: huh? "Date night," I say. "I like this for date night."
That's right, you remember, today's Friday. Every Friday night is date night for us. It's one of the ways we stay connected, no matter how busy our lives get with kids, and the PTA, and my codemonkey gig, and the consultant work you do for non-profits, in addition to my breadmaking (not money... like, actual bread. How did your husband end up with breadmaking for a hobby?). It all piles up, but we always know: on Friday night, it's just you and me.
"Not quite sure this is museum attire," you say, "now git!" You shove me out of the room as you run a brush through your hair and put it up in a cute ponytail. Ready, you think, giving yourself one last look-over in the mirror. Ready for that Gym 68 place. Though just before turning away, you do wonderâfor the most fleeting of millisecondsâif maybe you should put on a little makeup. Just a touch? But no, you immediately decide. That's stupid. You're not going to wear makeup to a gym.
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The first thing you notice about Holly, at the gym, is her makeup. Particularly her lipstick. She's got the reddest, wettest lips you've ever seen in your life.
"Hi, welcome," she says to you from behind the counter with half a grin, that lasts for half a second. You can spot an insincere greeting when you get one, and that's what you just got from Holly. You know her name is Holly because her nametag says "Holly". It also says "'Candy Shop,' 50 Cent," which you've never before seen printed on a nametag. In any event, this Holly seems annoyed that you've made her look up from her phone. She's probably 22, this Holly, a college girl. And she's wearing mascara, eyeliner, and even a little bit of blush to go with the berry-red gloss on those lips of hers, this Holly is. Maybe the tiniest bit trashy, perhaps, but you're not gonna judge. Holly's got a dimple on her chin and darkish eyebrows, with long blonde hair (of the bleached variety) falling down over her barely-there jogging bra. Nestled between the cleavage of her breastsâwhich, there's no denying, are perfectâis a "68" pendant dangling from a gold chain, matching the "68" belly-button ring flashing from her sidewalk-flat stomach. If this Holly is NOT a professional model, you'd be fucking shocked.
"I'm here to see Quinten," you say. "Trainer will be right out," is her reply, striking you as kind of an odd choice of verbiage. You ask where you can get a towel, and she sighs, stepping away from the counter, revealing that she's wearing the shortest and tightest of short, tight booty shorts. A light lime green. She turns around to the towel rack and you notice (it's basically impossible not to) the lines of her g-string panty, pushing its way through her lycra. You can even make out the fabric design on the g-string: looks like a tiger print. "Trashy Touch Number 2," you might otherwise think, but again, you're not here to judge. You just wonder how Holly can possibly work out in that. But clearly she DOES work out. A lot. Because this bleach-blonde little college chick has a bubble butt that one normally only sees onâwell, let's be bluntâonly sees on black chicks. I mean, goddamn. If a team of lab-techs tried to scientifically generate the most-anatomically perfect round bubble ass ever grown on a white girl, they'd barely come close to what this Holly has on her.
Okay, you come to realize, it's not her receptionist demeanor that they keep her around for.
Anyway, Holly plops a towel into your hand, and immediately you discover Quinten at your side (how does a man this big keep sneaking up to you unseen?). He looks down at you through those frameless glasses of his. His green eyes claiming ownership of your gaze. Without much of a smile, Quinten gestures you into his gym. You walk in, as bidden.
"Holly's nice," you say.
Quinten shrugs.
"What's her nametag about?", you ask. Nervous chatter. You don't really need to talk, but you feel like you should talk, or at least that's what you're doing, is talking. Because: nervous. "It's an interesting nametag. Caught my eye." Quinten just shrugs again.
"'"Candy Shop", 50 Cent.' Right? That's what it said? Whatâwhat is that? What's that mean?"
Quinten sighs. He removes his glasses, rubbing them clean in his white workout top (which exposes, for a moment, his slate-hard abs). Finally, returning his glasses to his chiseled face, Quinten replies: "Know how, some movie theater workers, the nametag says their favorite movie? At Gym 68, the nametag says your favorite track to fuck to."
Quentin leads you to a padded wall, touches a spot down low.
"Now put your ass right here."
Um, okay. And do what?
"Just that. That's plenty, girl."
A wall-sit, this is called. You've done 'em before. Okay. No biggie. You nestle that cute ass of yours up against the wall.
"Get lower, baby."
Quinten grasps your hips in his handsâthey're big enough to envelop your hips, his hands are, and then some. His hands are like catchers' mitts. And with those giant mitts, Quentin unapologetically pulls your hips down lower, lower... lower down the wall. Soooo low, 'til, okay, whoa, now this is a REAL squat.
"And put those shoulders back, girl."
He presses your shoulders back against the wall. The sweep of your frame leaves a hollow space behind the small of your back, the rest of your body curved, engaged, completely taut. Presented. Your breasts are now pushing forward tightly against the inside of your cute lycra tank. Down below your sports bra, your nipples involuntarily stiffen. It's kinda hot, but you genuinely don't notice that. You cannot. All you can notice right now is the full fucking burn that's beginning to rise in your thighs. And also you notice the sound and, frankly, the FEEL of the rap music in this gymâso loud, so bass-heavyâjust thrumming and vibrating through the wall, and right into the cheeks of your ass.
"How long do I have to do this, Quinten?", you ask.
"In here, you can call me 'Trainer'."
That's a bit silly, you think, but you're not gonna argue with him... not when he's the one who gets to decide when you can quit this wall-sit. You ask again: "how long do I have to do this... Trainer?"
"'Til I come back and stop you." Quinten (er, "Trainer") strides off, leaving you there, which you're not thrilled about, but you don't really mind the view of him walking away: that sooooo-muscular ass and those strong, gorgeous thighs in his black lycra. It's not a body builder's physique, exactly... which is good, 'cause you're not really into body builders. Honestly, 15 years of marriage with me has you appreciating goofy thin guys with cute little beer guts (hey, like me!). But you can certainly find a way to appreciate that body on Quinten. That big body. That strong body. That... well, that MAN's body. A black man's body.
Meanwhile, YOUR body is really starting to feel it. Your thighs, especially. Fucking wall-sits! Never your favorite! Trying to take your mind off the burn, you look around.
You notice thatâas was the case the first time you came to Gym 68âthe place is full of black men, working out. Each one is more beautiful and toned than the last. There's a shirtless guy in baggy hoop shorts and tats. Over there's a stocky man in a hoodie and AirPods, with his dreads pulled up in a top knot. And so many more, all around you, Christy, and all so powerful. Confident. Cocky, even. And, well... just quintessentially black. Seriously, Christy, if you were into black guys, this... this'd definitely be the place. Just nothing but black men and, yup, white women. Almost all of the white women are working out in makeup. Almost all of the white women are wearing booty shorts. Tight, daring booty shorts. "Okay... well..." you manage to think to yourself, through the rising strain in your legs, "if... if they can pull it off, I guess..."