Fifteen minutes after leaving the health club, I pulled up to the valet at Roche's. Service was fast. Suspiciously fast.
But I put that suspicion aside when I saw how many girls were in line, compared to how many guys. It was probably just a smart move on the manager's part to let a few men in before they let more girls in.
A lot of nightclubs did that.
I got in line. But it was a very short wait in line. And the bouncer didn't even hassle me, like they usually do at these places. He just lifted the velvet rope for me, and just like that, I was inside. Then the hostess appeared and said, "Good evening, sir."
I said, "Hi. What's the cover?"
Her gaze walked all over me before she said, "In your case, none. Would you be interested in a private room?"
Bingo! I said, "What's that?"
"It's a very private lounge, sir, for you and whoever you invite. You'd have your own waitress and everything."
"And everything? What does that include?"
The hostess blushed. "Why don't you get a room and find out?"
"Sure. Why not?"
The hostess reached up and touched a button on her headset. "Freddie? I have a gentleman who wants a private room."
A few seconds later, a tall black man, with skin like a candy bar but not nearly as dark as the dude outside, dressed in an equally nice suit, came up. "Hi there, sir. I'm Freddie."
"Hi, Freddie. How's it going?"
"Not too bad. Right this way, sir."
"Lead the way."
Minutes later, I was in my lounge. It seemed quite private. I could hardly even hear the music playing in the main room. Plush red shag carpet was even on the walls. As I came in, there was a dark brown velour couch against the far wall, with a low black coffee table. But it wasn't just an ordinary couch. It was a sectional couch. There were even a couple of ottomans to use.
I hadn't been alone very long when not one but two women came in. They were both dressed to kill. My heart skipped a beat.
The one who came in first was obviously full blood Chinese. She had straight black hair past her shoulders, contrasting with skin as pale as the moon. Her slim figure was dressed in a classy black velvet strapless mini-dress and sky-high black patent-leather pumps. Her mouth was painted with strawberry red lipstick.
The girl coming in behind her would have been pretty enough on her own, but set next to her friend, she was a pale imitation. She wore a white slip-dress, her hair a pretty but artificial shade of blonde.
The woman in black sat next to me on my right and said, "Hi, I'm Lisa. This is my friend Jasmine."
"Hi. I'm Matt."
"We're very happy to meet you. Aren't we, Jasmine?"
The girl on my left, Jasmine, said, "Yes, we are."
Then the waitress arrived. She was a skinny blonde, with deeply tanned skin, dressed in a tight white t-shirt, a short, tight black skirt and these unreal high heels. "Hi, I'm Nina. I'll be your waitress this evening. What can I get for you?"
"Oh, I'll have a wine cooler. And a plate of appetizers. You girls want something?"
The two girls each ordered a drink.
The waitress smiled as she copied it down. "I'll be right back."
Lisa smiled, rubbing my arm. "So, have you been here before?"
"Uh, no, actually, I haven't."
Lisa looked past me, to smile at her friend. I grinned back.
The waitress returned a few minutes later with our drinks, and the food, and then placed two ceramic bowls on the coffee table with a sly wink. "Have fun, sir."
I said, "Fun? With what?" But she had already left.
"With these." Lisa had lifted one of the bowls and offered it to me.
I looked and saw the famous little blue pills, still in the strips of blister packs. This was obviously the fun the waitress had referred to. But I pretended to hesitate. "Uh, I'm not too sure about this."
Lisa rubbed my arm. "Oh, come on, honey. We're all consenting adults here. I know I am. And obviously you are."
Jasmine said, "Yeah. Me too."
Lisa said, "What's the matter? Never had a threesome before?"
I said, "Uh...Nope."
Lisa ripped one of the blisters off the strip. "You just take one of these little miracles, honey, and I promise you won't have anything to worry about." She dropped the pill in my palm. "What are you waiting for?"
"Here goes." While she and her friend turned their backs to get their drinks, I dropped the pill in my shirt pocket. Then I pretended to swallow it.
Lisa said, "While you're waiting for that pill to work, we're just going to go to the ladies' room to freshen up. Don't go anywhere."
I cracked a grin. "Wouldn't dream of it."
The girls closed the door behind them, smiling broadly at me. But I wasn't going to be here when they got back. I almost regretted leaving like this. But I was sure they'd be having fun with some other dude before the night was over.
I took out my cell phone and snapped a few pictures of the room and of the two bowls, and the three drinks. Evidence, you know. Then, I grabbed a few of the blister strips, plus some of the condoms and put them in my coat pocket.
I put a twenty-dollar bill on the table for the waitress. Then I quietly left, after wolfing down some of the appetizers. I made it out into the hallway and back into the club itself, where nobody gave me a second look, past the thankfully empty hostess station and outside to the valet, where the same kid who'd parked my car came out.
The kid favored me with a grin. "Wow, that was fast."
I shrugged. "What can I say? I got what I needed." That was for sure. I showed the kid my claim ticket. "Now, if you could get my car, please?"
The kid's grin widened. "Sure. Be right back." He took it and quickly left.
"Thanks." I sure hoped this wouldn't take long. My stomach growled. I hadn't had anything to eat since lunch time, except for the appetizers. I turned around just in time to bump into a cute little brunette in a tight silver dress. I said, "Sorry."
"Oh, Matthew, thank God it's you! Please get me out of here!"
"Leoni? What are you doing here?"
"I don't have time to explain. Just get me out of here!"
I didn't even think about it. I took her hand. It was like she never left me. "You won't mind being seen leaving with me?"
"No I won't mind. Let's go, Matthew."
"Chill for a second, Leoni. That kid still has to come back with the truck."
"You still drive that thing?"
"Yes. Not only is it environmentally sensitive and economically sensible, but it was a present from a client."
"Wow. Must have been some client."
"Oh trust me, they were. You want one? He's got cars, too."
"I don't believe you. But gas prices aren't getting any lower, that's for sure."
"I'll call the client. He can give you a great deal."
"Just get me out of here first."
"Working on it."
She squeezed my hand. "Okay, honey."
A few minutes later, the kid did indeed pull up in my vehicle. I heard him engage the parking brake and then he hopped out. "Here you go, sir."
"Thanks a lot."
"No problem."
I handed him a ten-dollar bill. "And if anybody asks, I was never here."
The kid nodded. "No sweat. I got your back, sir."
I patted his arm at the shoulder. "Good man. Don't work too hard."
"No sir. You have a good one."
"Thanks." I hopped in and put on my seat belt.
Leoni got in on the passenger side. As soon as she got in, she scrunched down in her seat to make herself shrink.
I drove away into the night. "What are you doing?"
"I don't want Kate to see me leaving."
"You want to tell me what's going on?"
"We made a bet. A stupid bet."
"What was this bet about?"
Leoni rolled her eyes. "I made this bet with Kate that Charlie Sheen was going to go back to his sitcom."
I tried not to grin and lost. "You still like Charlie Sheen, huh?"
She wore a sheepish smile. Her voice softened. "Yeah."
"So what exactly did you bet?"
Leoni hesitated and looked away, like she didn't want to tell me.