CHAPTER 1
"Oh my god, I can't believe this is actually happening!" said the redheaded tourist as the bus driver announced that he was approaching their destination of Old Town/Lipscani.
"Are you sure you don't want to come with us, Monique?" pouted her blonde twin. "Callie knows where all the hotties are."
"Shut up, Clara! You make me sound like such a slut!" Callie giggled as she swatted her sister.
"But for real, though..." Callie turned to Monique. "I do know all the bangin' spots."
Monique smiled at the seasoned traveler, held up her tablet, and politely shook her head. "I really wish I could chill with you guys, but I have to hit all the places on the agenda."
"Ick! Boring!" teased Callie. "That is exactly why I don't miss working for a travel agency. Sorry..."
"It's cool," Monique assured. "You think I'd be working on a night this wonderful if I didn't have to? But... gotta pay those bills."
"Hear, hear." Callie raised her beer-filled travel mug.
The twins toasted their complimentary mugs with Monique's water bottle as the bus came to a halt.
"Okay, thrill-seekers—last stop! You can either meet me back here in three hours for the ride back to the hotel or take one of our lovely taxicabs at any point in the evening. Be safe and enjoy the Old Town strip. Thank you for choosing Experiența România Tour Lines. Noapte buna!"
Cheers could be heard throughout the crowded bus as the mostly British, Canadian, and American tourists grabbed their belongings and single-filed their way off the bus. Monique was the last to exit and the twins threw their arms around her, promising they would keep in touch.
"Uh-uh, you are so not leaving without a selfie. Get over here!" exclaimed Callie before Monique could make her escape.
"Damn... I really wish I could, but once again company rules are trampling my fun." Monique explained to her confused new friends, "I can't have my picture taken. It's against company policy to be photographed while traveling."
"That's crazy!" Clara exclaimed.
"Let me guess—so that local bars don't know what you look like and give you special treatment to up their reviews," Callie guessed.
Monique tapped her nose to signal to Callie that she was correct.
"Yet another reason 'professional traveler' is both the best and worst job ever."
The trio said their goodbyes and the twins rushed off to their favorite dinner spot. Monique watched as they laughed and frolicked like schoolgirls. Times like these made her long for normalcy. Simple pleasures like carousing, sharing memories, and even friendship were foreign in her field of work.
She frowned as she watched a homeless child pick the pocket of an unsuspecting tourist who was admiring a necklace at a trinket stand. The boy ran past Monique, giving her a mischievous wink as the man reached into his pocket for the cash to pay the vendor. The man, of course, found that his wallet was missing. "Another night in Romania," she sighed.
As much as she hated to admit it, the orphan gangs were her favorite part of the country. They were rude, nasty little thieves, but they offered her a sense of familiarity. They were survivors. And in that struggle, she and the orphans were members of the same global family of the lost and forgotten. Monique approached Club Zero and was just about to get in line when she heard loud chanting.
"FAIRFIELD! FAIRFIELD! FAIRFIELD!"
She quickly scrolled through her phone as she walked toward the crowd of drunken soccer players. "Whoo! Two and oh, baby!" she shouted as she approached the small crowd.
"Holy shit, we got ourselves a Yank!" said a tall, muscular Brit who fit the description of a European football player to a T.
"Fit li'l blackbird too!" declared another footballer in his cockney accent.
"Yeah, totty! Had to see Fairfield whoop that ass while I was in Romania!" she replied in her best New York accent.
"All right, motherfuckers—inside before you blow my fucking ears out!" ordered the annoyed bouncer as he opened the ropes for the rowdy group.
"Come on beautiful, you're on the pull tonight!" shouted the tall athlete as he took Monique's hand and led her in with his group.
Monique surveyed the interior of the three-story club as the soccer player ushered her over to the bar, mentally comparing it to the layout she had memorized. She checked her watch and was pleased to find that she had ten minutes to spare.
"That's a nice piece!" said the athlete, nodding at her smartwatch. "Apple?"
"Yup."
"Posh... what are you drinking, love?"
Before Monique could answer, the group spontaneously broke into another chant. The tall athlete abandoned his questions and joined in with his teammates. Monique seized her opportunity and slipped off into the crowd, leaving her admirer completely oblivious to her exit. She always sought out soccer players for this very reason. They were usually popular and horny enough to get her into any European club, yet drunk enough to easily ditch.
The interior of the club was rather unremarkable. It offered the usual smoke machines, black lights, and molly trippers typical of every club these days. For the time being, her interests lay upstairs. She danced and smiled her way up the stairs to the third level, blending in seamlessly with the rest of the crowd. She spotted a jovial dancer in his twenties, twirling glow sticks as he danced chaotically in an apparent drug-fueled daze.
"Ce mai faci?" she shouted to the smiling partier. How are you?
"Nicki Minaj!" he exclaimed in his strong Romanian accent as he leaned in for a kiss.
Monique laughed before giving him a smooch on the lips.
"Eşti cel mai tare! Te iubesc!" You're the best! I love you!
He was so intoxicated that he could barely focus.