The Engagement, Pt 05
Having broken my own rule against pre-martial intimacy, you'd think my rampant pre-nuptial bitchiness would be somewhat under control. Nope. We still had these wedding steps to work out.
Kevon and I hopped out of bed at noon, showered, dressed and made our way to the church for a full-dress wedding rehearsal. Full dress except for me, of course. I couldn't be seen in my wedding dress before the actual ceremony. The dress was in storage at my mom's house.
So we get to the church and Bea, Lisa and Nicole ALL have that silly "I just got fucked sideways and it's all good!!" look on their faces.
I hadn't expected them to be celibate. But I DID expect them to rehearse like professionals. They looked drunk. Only Teralynn and Jennifer showed up looking like they'd come to put in work. Was I mad? You bet I was.
I had a good idea of who Lisa and Nicole had fucked: Eddie and Artie. And I was pretty sure that Beatrice and Ivan were playing hide the sausage, too. To my way of thinking, I'd given them all Friday morning to work the soothing effect of dick out of their systems. These heffahs showed up for rehearsals and you could practically smell the aroma of jism trickling down their thighs.
"Can't you bitches wash!?!!"
I was afraid that one of them would sit down and then the outline of her cunt would be imprinted in semen on the back of her beautiful pink bride's maid's dress.
I wasn't about to take that risk.
I lined everybody up at the back of the church and we picked up where we'd left off yesterday. There was a group groan. But I wasn't leaving anything to chance. This rehearsal was where we had a chance to get things right. So they could groan all they wanted. Tomorrow was showtime.
I put everyone through their paces like a Super Bowl coach. FUCK 'em! This was MY wedding. Halfass didn't enter into the equation.
We put in another five hours of practice. At the end of the day it seemed as if they'd finally gotten the steps down. I was still a little dissatisfied. Something just seemed a little off.
My parents had scheduled a dinner party at a restaurant called Falconio's for Friday night. If not for that I would have made these...these...PEOPLE...practice all night.
So we get over to Falconio's. The food was excellent. I couldn't see why we shouldn't use Falconio's to cater my reception. Kevon and I split a plate of manicotti while our parents stood and told stories about our childhood(s). It's not as if we hadn't heard all these stories before. My grandmother even got up and told a story about something I'd done as a four year old. None of us had heard this story. Everybody chuckled at it. I noticed that several members of my wedding party chuckled while playing with their cell phones. They weren't paying attention. I couldn't wait for the dinner to be over.
The dinner finally adjourned around ten p.m. Kevon and I had to sit around and wait for everyone to leave. He had some meet up scheduled with "the fellas" at the Sheraton. After that he and I had a room reserved for ourselves, even though we were not supposed to see one another on the night before our wedding. Fug dat. We'd already broken the pre-marital celibacy pact. It didn't make sense to pretend any further.
Arriving at the Sheraton, I went upstairs to Beatrice's room. As I went to knock on the door I heard her strident moans of passion wafting from within. She had a dick in her pussy. No sense knocking on that door. She wasn't about to get up and open it. I listened for a couple of minutes out of sheer curiosity. Ivan was smokin' that pony.
I left there and went up to Lisa and Nicole's room on the twelfth floor. Nicole answered my knock. Both she and Lisa were dressed in matching Japanese kimonos that I'd bought them for Christmas one year. Both of them were naked underneath. It's not as if I hadn't seen them naked on numerous occasions. I barged into the room.
"WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT!!!" I ranted, referring to the wedding rehearsal.
They both shook their heads dismissively.
"Don't be such a cunt, Cynthia," said Lisa. "We've got it down. You do your part. We'll do ours."
"AND WHAT WAS THAT SHIT WITH THE PHONES!!!" I continued.
They ignored me.
"When you leave here, both Nicole and me are going to get us some dick. So you'll be moving on shortly, yes? Unless, of course, you want to jump in. Which you're welcome to do."
I looked at their TV. They were watching porn flicks starring themselves. Nicole seemed particularly locked in to the action. She sat on her bed twiddling her clit with a catatonic expression on her freckled face. I'd seen her do this before.
"Lisa, c'mon!!" I wheedled. "You know how important this is to me!!"
"Baby, I know. I know!! We'll make you proud of us tomorrow."
"I wish you'd made me proud TODAY." I huffed.
Lisa handed me a shot of Hennessy.
"Tomorrow night this time I'm betting you'll be a lot less tense," she said.
"Too late for that," I mumbled.
"WHAT?!?"
"Yeh. I got drunk last night. Kevon came up to the crib. And...."
"NO!!!!!"
"Yes," I said.
"Well why have you got your panties all up in a bunch because of the wedding parade? Mrs. Hotbox ought to be Mrs. Coldbox with the amount of dick you've been hosting."
"Lisa, I just want the thing to be right. We only have this one shot at it."
Lisa came over to drape her arm across my shoulders.
"Baby, we'll get it right. First time this time. You have my word on it."