There's a sense of nervousness as I walk into the urology clinic to see if my vasectomy was successful, my doctor was unable to see me, so he suggested another urologist.
The elevator door opened, and I took it to the third floor, and as was walking down the hall looking for 305, I walked into the office.
The office was decorated with a comfortable southern theme, as a white receptionist handed me the forms, as I gave her my insurance information.
She smiled and said the doctor will be with me shortly, as I sat in a chair waiting nervously.
The receptionist gave me my information back and led me to a comfortable exam room, she said "We need to have a urine sample, then the doctor will see you, I forgot to ask you do you have anyone accompanying you?" I look around and say, "No."
Walking to the bathroom to give the sample, made me not want to go, but i knew they needed the sample, so I stood in front of toilet took my 5-inch uncircumcised penis retracted the foreskin and began to pee. I peed just a little bit then wiped the purplish head of my penis as I gently squeezed my member to stop the stream momentarily, then I peed in the cup.
Walking back to the exam room seemed to take forever, once I reached the room, I noticed the back of a black female doctor going over the forms I filled out.
She must have heard me, because she turned around and faced me, we both looked at each other and joyfully hugged, I said "Tracey, Tracey Thomas, or should i say Dr. Thomas."
Smiling she said, "Come on Eric, after everything we've been through, you know you can call me Tracey."
I sort of smile and ask, "What's next on the list?"
Tracey says, "I want to check and make sure everything is looking good, so I need you to take your pants down."
She sees the horrified look on my face as I slowly lower my pants, she very slowly and gently retracts the foreskin checks for any lumps, or scars, as well as the testicles. she says, "Okay you all set." I quickly raise up my pants, as she smiles.
After a few seconds she says, "Well we have to still check to see if the vasectomy took." continuing she says, "Well this part is easy, compared to the procedure you had done earlier." she handed me a cup, and said, "If you can give us a semen sample, while I check on your urine test, you have some visual aids that you can watch." she noticed the shocked look on my face.
Stepping closer to me she says, "What's wrong Eric, all you have to do is masturbate? she shockingly says, "Oh my God, how long has it been since you masturbated?"
I look down at the floor as I told her "It's been 5 years." she tearfully took my hand and said, "You've got to be going out of your mind, why the hell are you doing this?"
I looked up at her and said, "My family well you know they were telling me that I shouldn't be, you know God doesn't want me to."
Tracey says very frustrated "That's a lie, anyway they should talk, your dad was on drugs, and had numerous affairs, you're a saint compared to him."
Turning to the door she says, "If you can just try, because we really need the test, I'll check on the urine sample you made earlier." she walked out the door, leaving me to myself.