The restaurant was inauspiciously named 'Desi Delights'. Ironic. The sign out front was garish; the menu was laminated and the carpet was stained. Kyle had a difficult time getting any of his co-workers to go based on looks alone. The trick was to simply get them through the door. Because the smells inside were out of this world.
Name an adjective for good food and you could smell it in there. Aromatic, pungent, spicy, effervescent. Every single one of his employees had seen the place from the outside and thought it a dive. And within two minutes of sitting in that restaurant their stomachs already started to devour itself.
Kyle was running out of people to bring with him. He'd gone through all the senior managers, and was now down to assistants and service reps. As the COO of the company that he'd started with his friend Jeff, it was difficult for any employee that he invited out for lunch or dinner to turn him down. Kyle prided himself on being the exec that actually cared about everyone - Jeff was the brains and Kyle, the heart. But 'Desi Delights' didn't inspire a lot of confidence at first glance. That is, until people got inside.
Now Kyle was sitting down with Bill and Tom from the marketing team, ostensibly to go over a new campaign for the next fiscal quarter. Bill and Tom were frankly embarrassing themselves. They were trying to pitch the idea, but with the paneer, the naan, the biryani, and the vindaloo wafting up from the table in front of them, they were trying and failing to stuff their faces while being taken seriously at the same time.
Kyle savoured the simple butter chicken and basmati rice in his bowl. He closed his eyes and thought back to the first time that he'd eaten it here.
Right on time, up came Raj, slapping his best customer on the back.
"Mr. Douglas, I see you've brought some new faces. Very good, very good," came Raj's very clear but very accented voice. "Mata makes it especially for you I think," said the older man, referring to the butter chicken in his bowl.
Kyle introduced the owner to his two underlings and they grudgingly paused their gorging to complement the man and make small talk.
But Kyle had stopped paying attention. He turned to the kitchen where a young Indian girl was helping her grandmother, the chef. She smiled and nodded at her grandmother's instructions and turned his way, catching his gaze. She saw him staring at her and stared back for that brief captured moment before smiling, blushing with embarrassment and scurrying off, her long hair flowing behind her.
The food in Kyle's plate was the most delicious thing he'd ever put in his mouth. Now, it tasted like cardboard because Kyle had something else on his mind...
Dessert. A delicacy that was most definitely not on the menu.
***
The floor was stained. The place looked like shit. But he was so desperate for good Indian food he had to take a chance. Everything in L.A. was just a little too...west coast. The air was awful and everything smelled like shit. He missed Indian food from actual Indian people like they had in Toronto. For a Canadian, L.A. was like breast implants. It looked nice - sometimes it even felt nice. But in the back of your mind you knew it wasn't real.
He apparently had come in before the Chef had been ready to start the lunch run, and she had voiced her displeasure in very vocal Hindu from the kitchen. The under-chef and supposed manager of this dump, Raj, was about to show him out. Kyle wasn't going to take no for an answer. He put a hundred dollar bill in the man's hand and said that he's expecting the Chef's best stuff. Raj's eyes went wide and he scurried to the kitchen to seal the deal.
The smells started and were getting pretty strong. And pretty...comforting. Pretty inspiring. After 10 minutes, they were glorious. He felt like he wasn't in L.A. anymore, like he was somewhere real, somewhere with real food. His stomach was killing him and just when he thought that he couldn't take it any more...
"Hello..." came the voice to his side. It was feminine yet husky, suggestive yet shy. Sultry, without intending to be. He turned and looked up from his phone and saw a big bright teethy smile. Huge bright cheeks. Light brown skin. A pointy nose. Large rimmed glasses. She wore a red and brown sari that made him wonder for a moment if he wasn't actually in India. She was young but already very curvy for her age; she was trying to hide her bust but could only do so much wearing a sari. She bowed/curtsied and set the food on the table and the combination of the smell of the food and the smell of her perfume short-circuited his brain for a second. For a second he thought he was high.
"Enjoy!" she says, a little louder than was appropriate.
She retreated and he looked at her scamper away. Then he turned to the food and did something that he hadn't done once in the whole year that he'd lived in L.A.
He took a deep breath and inhaled.
***
He had been remorseless. He looked at the 4 empty dishes on his table and a note of sorrow went through him. The naan, the paneer, the butter chicken. He couldn't even guess how many Indian restaurants he'd been to his life, but he'd be hard pressed to find 5 of them better than what he just ate. He was so hungry that he basically inhaled most of it before that moment of clarity and introspection came and it occurred to him: this shit is really good. Like, 5 star-good. He should have taken his time, he thought wistfully, in case the Chef just had the best day of her life and he'd never eat like that in L.A again.
"Hi, there," came the soft and husky voice once again. He looked up and smiled this time, a genuine smile. She was even prettier than he remembered. Actually, she was fairly lovely. No, no, actually now that his stomach was full and he'd actually had a good meal in L.A., he really looked at the girl and it occurred to him, she was fucking incandescent. She smiled down at him, asking if he had enjoyed his meal.
"It was out of this world, Miss. I can't thank the Chef enough." Grateful that he was satisfied she started to clear the table. Kyle pulled out another hundred bill and held it up. "Please...for the Chef."
"Oh, no...I couldn't..." she began to protest.
Kyle wouldn't take no for an answer. "Please. Please. Give her my thanks as well."
The girl looked at him warily. Then she nodded her head and accepted, bowing quickly and whispering her thanks.