The Cajun Gentleman
By: TradMom83
I pull into one of the parking stalls of my local grocery store. I check my lip gloss in the mirror, grab my purse from the back seat and step out of my car. Already I see them checking me out. "Who is them?" You might be asking yourself. Them is all the thirsty men that follow me with their eyes and their cocks as I walk to the entrance of the store. The ones who don't know how to talk to a female, let alone know how to handle a female like me. As I was making my way through the store, a man with a gold grill, tattoos covering his fingers and up his arm and pants hanging halfway off his butt, stepped to me and said,
"Excuse me Miss, can I get a moment of your time?"
Now, there is nothing wrong with liking a guy who has these features, hell women throw themselves at Lil' Wayne all the time. He is just not my type. I kindly look at him, flash him my award winning smile and say,
"Sure, but I will let you know now I am not interested in starting anything right now with anybody."
"I understand, I just want to exchange numbers so maybe we can start a friendship." He said as he rubbed his hands together looking me up and down. Yeah right, friendship my ass. If I had a nickel for everytime a guy said that to me I would be rich. I pull out my phone and say,
"Sure what's your number?" He rattles off his number, I shoot him a text so he has my number. Bid him a good day and continue my business. The encounters don't stop there, I get hit on three more times before I make it to the butchers counter. One of them called me a bitch because I didn't want to give him my number. Well excuse me, no one told you to try and hit on me while yo baby mama was in the other aisle. The nerve of some folks.
As I was standing at the meat counter waiting for my number to be called by the butcher, a smooth Cajun southern voice said from behind me, "Excuse me Cher can I get a moment of your time?"
I turn around slowly thinking to myself, "Here's another joker I'm going to have to disappoint with a 'No'".
Just as my lips are about to form the words, "No thank you..." I came face to face with the most gorgeous man I have ever seen. He was six-two, forest green eyes that I could get lost in all day, red hair that framed his ivory-tanned colored skin oh so well and built like a linebacker. My kind of man, you know, the kind of man that made my pussy wet and throbbing thinking about how good he could handle me. After rethinking my thoughts and regaining my composure, I said with a grin, "Oh...Yes...How can I help you Sir?"
He said in his thick accent that I can only describe as sounding like Gambit from X-Men, "Cher, I saw you from my car as you walked into the store, and I knew I just had to come and introduce myself." He reached out his hand for mine and said, "Pleasure to meet you Cher, my name is Chris, and you are?"
"The pleasure is all mine Chris, my name is Alexis," I said with a smile as I reached out to meet and shake his hand.
He said with a sly smile. "So, what are you doing on this fine day?"
"I am..." just when I was about to answer him the butcher called my number. "Oh...Excuse me really quick, that's my number." I said as I hurried to the butcher's counter. Five minutes later I returned to Chris with a smile on my face and a skip in my step. "Now to answer your question, I am buying ribeye for dinner tonight."
"Mmmmm...that sounds really good Cher, what else is on the menu?" he said with a smirk.
"Oh, a salad, Au Gratin potatoes and a nice Sangria." I said with a mischievous grin on my face.
"Are you single?" He asked.
"Yes, I am single."
"How about we exchange numbers so I can take you out on a date next week."
"Sounds like a plan." I said with excitement. "Here is my number, text me later tonight so we can set up a date night."
"Sounds good Cher, see you then." He said with a wink.
"See you then." I said as I walked away bouncing my ass to a beat only I could hear in my head.
To say that Chris and I have chemistry is an understatement. Later that night he texted me:
Chris: "I couldn't help but notice how well you were bouncing that ass when you walked away yesterday."
Me: "Oh, you noticed that? π"
Chris: "I sure did."
Me: "Did you like what you saw?"
Chris: "All I can say is I can't wait to get to know you more so I can really see how that ass bounces. π"
Me: "You and me both. π
Chris: "So about that date. How about I take you to August my favorite restaurant in New Orleans? How does Saturday sound?"
Me: "That sounds like a great plan. Now we will have to talk later, I have work in the morning and I need to get some sleep."
Chris: Ok, we will talk later. Nite Cher."
Me: "Good night."
The next day when I get home from work I get a text from him:
Chris: "Are you busy Cher?"
Me: "No, just watching TV. Why, what's up?"
Chris: "Can I call you?"
Me: "Sure"
A minute later my phone rings. "Hey you how's it going?" I say as I smile ear to ear.
Due to me moving down to Louisiana from Texas for work almost 2 years ago, I have picked up some of the Cajun slang.
"Better now that I am talking to you...Γa va?"
With an even bigger smile on my face I say, "I am good, just chillin'. So...what's up?"
"Well I am calling to see if I can get to know you a little better Cher."
"Ok...let's see where do I start..."
"Well let's start off with how old you are since I never asked when I got your number in the store."