Everyone knows the French Quarter is the best place to party in New Orleans. Every night, that entire neighborhood turns into one massive rave, fueled by happy people, live music, and a 'let's get fucked up' attitude. According to most, the hottest spot in the French Quarter is Bourbon Street.
Bourbon Street is a crazy place, but it's not the hottest spot. The hottest spot in the French Quarter isn't even on Bourbon Street; it's one street over. Those looking for some sexy fun, hot music, and a crazy party go to the Salacious Asylum.
It's not a nightclub or bar; it's someone's house. Even though it's someone's house, it's set up like a nightclub with a bit of strip club thrown in. There are over twelve thousand square feet dedicated to wild partying. Guests have full access, except for the owner's private quarters and the garage.
Every night, the owner, Icarus throws a wild, sexy-themed party. His parties are designed to get people loose and indulging in whatever debauchery they want. All people have to do is dress accordingly, meaning slutty, and go a night without their phones.
All of the food and drinks are free. Icarus has every kind of liquor, beer, and wine anyone could want. The food is party sized and sorted according to people's potential food allergies and lifestyle choices. Also, because phones and cameras aren't allowed, people feel comfortable getting wild and nasty.
One of the hottest parties he ever threw happened a few months ago. The theme was "G-String Posse," meaning everyone had to dress like XXX gangsters or thugs. People wore slutty, temporary tattoos; women, in particular, wore nothing but a G-string and a top.
Icarus has hundreds of real tattoos, so he just wore low-hanging jeans shorts and some expensive-looking shoes. The jeans hung low enough to show off his pubic tattoo, which always gets girls pulling on his pants and touching him.
Around one in the morning, the bartender told Icarus that they were out of Lula Rum, a local brand. Icarus decided to run out and get some, so he threw on a button-up shirt and ran to the closest bar that had some Lula.
He ordered several bottles, and while waiting, he noticed a table full of hot girls. There was a super-voluptuous blonde sitting closest to him, who he couldn't stop ogling. She turned around and smiled at him, eyeing his muscular frame.
"Where are you coming from?" one of her friends asked.
"I'm having a party down the street."
"Why are you in a bar if you're having a party? Does the party suck that much?" the blonde asked.
"We're out of Rum; I stepped out to get some more."
"I love Rum. Can we come to this party?" another of her friends asked.
"It's a themed party, and none of you meet the dress code."
"What's the dress code?"
"Slutty! The sluttier, the better."
"That sounds like a perfect party for Jennifer to go to," her brunette friend mentioned.
Jennifer, the curvaceous blonde, playfully tried to push her friend out of her chair. "What's that supposed to mean?"
"It means you're a slut," her friend laughed.
"You can take her with you if you buy us a bottle of Rum," another friend added.
"Deal," Icarus responded. "But she's still not dressed slutty enough." He pulled her out of her chair and examined her outfit with his hands. "You could just wear some fake tattoos and nothing else."
"What makes you think I'm going anywhere with you?" the seductive blonde asked.
"Other than the horny look in your eyes and this sexy body..." He slid his hands down the inside of her thighs, making her quiver. "Nothing!"
Before she could respond, the bartender brought out his Rum. He left Jennifer standing, got the six bottles, and came back and gave two bottles to her friends. They immediately opened one bottle and filled their cups, raising them to Jennifer getting fucked that night.
Jennifer shyly laughed as Icarus stepped behind her and put his hands on her waist. She polished off the rest of her drink before filling it again with Rum. As she took her first sip, she danced his arms, rubbing her bubbly ass against his hardening bulge.
"What was your name was again... Jennifer?" He gently kissed behind her ear. "I've always wanted to fuck a voluptuous vanilla-esque vixen named Jennifer."
Jennifer looked strangely at him. "Vanilla? You think pussy would be boring?"
"Not boring vanilla, tasty vanilla, like ice cream. Would you prefer coconut cream?"
"Ooh, sweet coconut cream pussy." She leaned her head against his and moaned, "That sounds deliciously fuckable."
"You two definitely need to fuck. Especially you, Jenn; you ain't got fucked in four months," her drunkest friend revealed.
"You haven't had sex in four months? Now, it's my responsibility to fuck that pussy and get you back on the path to hap-penis."
"He's right Jenn. You do need to get fucked," her brunette friend added.
As Jennifer began replying, Icarus wrapped his arms around her and lifted her off her feet. He carried her out of the bar, much to the hysterical delight of her friends, and started walking home. Once they reached the corner, he put her down but continued holding her as they walked.
"I still don't even know your name?" she laughed after taking another sip of her drink.
"My name's Icarus."
"Well Icarus, what's so slutty about this party?"
"It's a G-String Posse party. Everyone's dressed like slutty thugs; everyone except for you, which we have to fix before we get there."
"You're not dressed slutty either."
"I only pulled my pants up and put a shirt on to go to the bar. When I get back, I'm going back to being half-naked all night. You should join me. Ooh, you can wear my shirt."
"That shirt's not that sexy."
"It would be if you wore it over just your underwear. Without your shirt and pants, you can button the top button of my shirt and look like a slutty Compton OG."
"Your shirt first," she demanded.
Halfway to his place, they stopped in the middle of the street and started undressing. He quickly wrapped his shirt around her body and let her pull her top off. Once off, he had a great view of her perky C cups, barely hidden under her lacy baby blue bra.
She buttoned only the top button as he hands wiggled her black and white yoga pants down her sexy legs. He hungrily stared at her fat pussy, enchanted by the bush showing through her matching panties. His hands slid up her body as he stood up and pulled her close.