Tales of Carlitos, the Mexican Factory Worker
Chapter 3: American Shamanism
Carlos held a large coffee table book on Teotihuacán in his arm as he rang the apartment doorbell of his new friend and co-worker Paul. Teotihuacán, the Mexican archeological site that was home to the great pyramid of the sun and slightly smaller pyramid of the moon, was the foremost archeological site in the Western hemisphere. Carlos was surprised to discover that his new friend had heard of the site. Most Americans weren't aware of it. Americans rushed off to Egypt or Peru, forgetting that one of the wonders of the ancient world was merely a three-hour plane trip south of the border.
"Of course I know about the pyramid of the sun and moon, dude," Paul had exclaimed. "I'm a shaman and aware of the energy sites all over the world. I'm gonna visit it one day."
"Maybe I can take you," Carlos volunteered. "I can be your guide."
"Awesome! Do you have any Indian blood, Carlos?"
"Some," Carlos lied. "I'm a little bit Aztec, a little bit Mayan."
"That's too cool," Paul said, shaking his head in wonder. "I've never met a real Aztec or Mayan. My spiritual teacher is a Cherokee. He says the Cherokees are spiritual descendents of the Mayans who were spiritual descendents of the Atlanteans."
Carlos nodding, knowingly, although he did not know what Paul was talking about. Cherokees and Mayans? Who were Atlanteans? Americans had some crazy ideas.
Nonetheless, he liked Paul because Paul was friendly and proved a good drinking partner after their shift at the factory ended, crazy notions or not. After a few beers, what did ideas matter anyway? For the first three bottles of beer he would ask questions: "What kind of shaman are you?" "Have you ever turned into an animal?" "Do you practice white magic or black magic?"
After six bottles of beer followed by two rum and cokes, he experienced his own shamanic passage. He understood the hopes and fears and joys and sorrows of all beings, including Paul. When Paul said he was the leader of group of female shamanic cohorts who were energetically merging into the great unknown, Carlos understood perfectly, as though Paul was simply relating that he brushed his teeth everyday. When Paul explained about the energetic force that dwelled beneath the naval, Carlos could feel his belly tingle.
Paul answered the door. "Carlos, que pasa?"
"Mi hermano, how's it going?"
Carlos held out the book for Paul. When he discovered his friend had an interest in Teotihuacán, Carlos asked his wife to send him a book. "This is the most interesting book I've ever read on the pyramid of the sun and moon. It explains each building."
"How old is the pyramid of the sun?" Paul asked.
Carlos tried to recollect what he had read in the book. After several nights at the bar, Paul was beginning to view Carlos as an authority on Mesoamerican archeology.
"Over 4,000 years old," Carlos said, brown eyes open wide. "When the conquistadors came to Mexico, the city was already deserted."
"Awesome," Paul exclaimed, brushing his hands through his long hair. Normally he had it in a ponytail but tonight it was flowing loose.
Long hair on a man had always repulsed Carlos. Long hair was for girls. When Paul had his hair back, he looked distinguished but with it flowing down he looked like a cross between Jesus Christ and Janis Joplin. How could he meet women with hair like that? Carlos wondered.
Inside the apartment on the sofa were two women, both heavyset. One had stringy brown hair parted in the middle, like the hippies of the 60s in San Francisco. The other was more alluring with pale skin, dark hair and dark eyes. Her hair was short but styled, unlike her hippie counterpart. He liked the dark one.
Carlos had been invited over for a shamanic ritual. What kind of shamanic ritual, he did not know. Paul had gone on so much about his female shamanic coven that Carlos imagined the walls would be lined with women, eager and ready for the shamanic sensation emanating from his penis. Just two women? Paul was obviously a braggart; but then two was plenty enough for one man. While he did not know what constituted a shamanic ritual, he assumed sex was involved. If not, why not go to church instead? The evening would prove him correct.
Paul introduced Carlos.
"I'm Donna," the fair woman said to Carlos. "I like your name. It reminds me of Carlos Castaneda."
She then pointed to the dark woman. "This is Delores." Delores nodded in greeting.
Thirty minutes later, as the sun set, the ritual began. Carlos was led into the back bedroom of the three-bedroom apartment. As he walked through the hallway and looked in the doors, he noticed that Paul had roommates. He asked about the roommates.