In this tale and the ones following I intend to chronicle one of the craziest but most fulfilling years of my life. I hope this tale thrills you as much as it thrills me to write it.
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It all began on a Friday night in the fall. But before we talk about that night, I think I should introduce myself. I am a marketing junior executive. I accomplished this feat while only being 26 years old. I graduated from Stanford and went to Yale business school. I earned my way into Stanford via a football scholarship.
At 6'4 230 pounds, I was one of the most sought after weak side linebackers in the country when I graduated high school. However, a torn PCL, MCL, ACL and meniscus during my senior year of my last game put my dreams of NFL glory quickly out of commission. No one wants you when you only have one good knee to stand on. It didn't matter in the end though. I was a straight A student with a major in economics and a mind for marketing. Once all my surgeries were done I headed to Yale for my MBA.
Straight out of B school I was snatched up by the 2nd largest marketing firm in the US, Holsom, Logan and Struss. The company did about $14 Billion in business a year. I was hired as an associate but have made my way up to a nice office, 6 figure salary, and working my own accounts. Not bad for a kid who grew up on the streets. I got this way by being a hard worker. I work harder than everyone and it has led to my success on the football field and in corporate.
However, it has left me distant from most. Even in college, I never went out much and I go out less now. Don't get me wrong I'm charming and still have the body I did when I played. Except now I'm not at as bulky but I'm far more toned. My dark skin, short hair, broad chest and big smile have always been a turn on for most ladies. Hell it's a quarter of the reason I have this job, the other quarter is being black, the other is the Yale MBA and the last is I think my boss wanted to use me as eye candy.
My usual routine for most Fridays is to crash and come in on Saturday morning to work. I know what a bore right but I like being good at my job. I'm not going to look good forever so best become indispensable while you can.
My friend Andy knew this and he always gave me shit about it. I saw him walking by and I know he was going to ask me to come out tonight with him knowing I always say "not tonight."
"Hey Mark, you want to hang tonight?" Andy asked.
I look up from my computer with a smile and said "Sure".
Andy was stunned. He couldn't believe it. I think he was only asking me because I say no most of the time. Let me be honest. Andy is a nice guy but I usually say no because he hangs with the Goth crowd. Oh he looks like a straight laced accountant Monday through Friday complete with gelled blonde hair, geeky glasses, long shelve shirts complete with a goofy bow tie but you lift that shirt, he's covered in tattoos and has a penchant for heavy rock music.
The other thing you would expect an attractive guy like him would go after a certain type, right. Maybe he would like skinny blondes with big tits, or leggy brunettes with shapely asses or even pale red heads with nice lips, right. Whelp you'd be wrong. The guy digs big girls. Who would have thunk it right? Well it turns out about half the city's BBW population has been fucked by this skinny geek. He told me once it's nothing better than going balls deep into the ass of girls who have a lot of cushion for the pushing.
Apparently a lot of his big girls are into anal. How he seems to find these unicorns I don't know. I still have yet to get to one girl to let me fuck their ass. Anyway, Andy shakes off his shock and smiles big and says "Mark you want regret his one bit. We are going to have such a great time. You want regret, you want regret it".
I smile and nod, "I think it's time I got out more."
He smiles and runs off saying "I'll text you with the address of where we going".
I get back to my computer. It's already around 6 and I know I should be heading home to get ready for the "fun filled night". More than likely, I'm going to be bored and head home early. I never much liked clubs. I prefer more intimate sitting with people I know where I can actually connect versus just yelling and trying to get some half-drunk girls phone number who probably won't remember me in the morning.
However, I know I can't just be hermit and who knows maybe I'll land one of Andy's unicorns. It's been almost 5 weeks since I last had sex and 4 months since it was remotely memorable. I know its cause I work so much but I'm starting get the urge and I would love to stick my dick in fat girl's ass.
I get a text from Andy saying to meet him in a place called Dark Side of the Moon. It's in the arts district where all the people who don't shower every day and only eat organic. It's also where you can find some of the best weed in town. I may have to make a visit to dealer I know.
I don't smoke often but since I'm out might as well. I get dresed in plain blue jeans and polo shirt. I know I'm not dressed right for this club but I'm not trying to impress. I'm going to get a drink, maybe get some weed, and if I'm lucky might steal a big girl from Andy. I don't usually date them but I'll take anything right now. I call an uber and head to the club.
The driver does a double take when I tell her where I'm going. She doesn't say anything but her gestures say she is surprised a tall, thickly built black kid would be headed some place like that. I get in the back of the small car. Ugh, my damn knee. It doesn't hurt usually but once you have 3 surgeries to repair it, you never stop feeling it.
I sit in the back and pull out my phone. I check and respond to emails. I see the driver eyeing me in the review. She's not bad looking. Probably late 30's with some nice tits. I see the wedding ring on her finger and I know what's going on in her mind.
She is thinking about the what could have beens? If I was younger, would this man take me home with him? If didn't have my kids, would I be headed to a strange club instead of dropping someone off. Everyone always thinks about what else is out there. Hell so do I.
When I arrive, I could see the line and I know I'm not dressed right. Most people look like they should be in a heavy metal music video. It looks like everyone raided hot topic at the mall. I've never seen so much black clothing, piercing and tattoos. Not saying it looks bad but it's just not your everyday look.