Author's quick note: Been a long time since I posted anything. Too FUCKING long! So, here I go once again. Hope I pull you along with me.
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My initial transgression
Me firstâŚ
My name is Diane Chapel. I am 36 years old and at 5â 9â, 150lbs, I consider myself to be a tall and willowy drink of water. Others might say Iâm a skinny stork and, in fact, others have, with my father being foremost in using that derogatory term⌠to my face.
I am not what would be considered pretty by todayâs standards, yet I am not ugly, either. I have a long face and rather large, watery blue eyes. I wear reading glasses perched near the tip of my prissy nose for reading and doing needlepoint. By prissy, I mean that have the classic English nose; long and pointed with high-cut (or elongated, if you prefer) nostrils. My hair is a dry, mousy-brown, thick, medium long, and brushed out so that the curled-under ends rest on my shoulders. My complexion is a sort of milky white and I am liberally freckled all overâhead to toes. My lips are thin and, without lipstick, are a washed-out pink.
Below my slender neck, I am just as plain. My arms are long with stringy muscles, though my hands (my best feature) would be considered delicate; graceful fingers, each tipped with a painstakingly manicured nail. I have spent hours on the couch, in front of an ignored TV, shaping and polishing my fingernails. Iâve been told that they are perfect for scratching an itchy back.
I am a leggy woman; meaning my legs are split high, though they would never be seen as being well turned. The muscles beneath the tight skin, however, are taunt and well defined from running four miles, three days a week, on a high school trackârain, shine, or a normal snowfall. A full-blown blizzard is justifiable grounds for interrupting this semi-strict routine. A tornado warning also qualifies. My feet are too big and I am also polydactyl. This means that I have too many toes. There are 6 toes, instead of the customary 5, on my left foot.
My torso, Iâm afraid, is just as uninspiring as both above and below it. However, I will try to make my description of my âmore intimateâ details at least sound desirable. I am wasp-waisted and my hips are wide-flared, yet my buttocks are almost skinny; tight and taunt, with little in the way of feminine cushioning. This is a less than desirable by-product of my near religious jogging. My breasts are 34 B-cupped (more like upended teacups, than swollen bee stings) and my nipples are a dusty-rose, longer than normal (measured at a good inch) and are constantly engorged with hot blood; meaning they are always hard and distended. A metaphor put forth by someone âintimatelyâ close to me has my aroused nipples resembling âhot brownâ .38 caliber cartridges set on a pair of overturned speckled teacups. This is a simile that never fails to tickle me. Although, ageânot a major problem, as of it; Thank Godâplus Newtonâs inevitable Law of Gravity are combining to make what little I do have sag a might. Not that they ever âstood right thereâ, even as a teenager.
The pelt between my legs is thick (but not unruly so), the same mousy-brown as the hair atop my head, but hardly ever is it in a state of brittle dryness. The slit/gash/split between my labia is a sort of washed out pink and my clitoris is a pearlessant marble of super sensitivity. My cunt (the hot, moist honey-hole up inside my puffy, lust-swollen pussy lips) is more of a fiery pink and runs liquidy at the mere thought of sex. This wasnât always the case, however, I am not only happy, but actually proud that I am forced to wear a sanitary pad at all times, otherwise my knickers would be thoroughly saturated with my vaginal flow before I even left the house in the morning.
My anus is pinkish-brown and has become reflexively so sensitive that, with the slightest touch, my sphincterâwhile retaining its elasticityâwill (of its own accord) quickly relax in order to present a âmore receptively accommodatingâ circumference for any sort of intrusion. You see, through constant use by my numerous lovers (whom I will eventually introduce to you) my asshole has become an eagerly accepting innie, as well as being the more customary outtie (for defecating) orifice nature initially intended it to be. Now, that might be considered crude, crass and disgustingly tasteless, but I do think, for a stuffy English Lit teacher, that it was at least mildly humors. Donât you?
And so, taken as a whole, I seriously doubt that I would be judged an object of any great sexual desirability. This outwardly uninspiring aspect of myself being granted, I am a firm believer that laying in wait beneath this superficial exterior is where the human sexual animal lives and breathes. A womanâs libido lays within her mind, in her heart, in her enthusiasm. In a womanâs willingness to accommodate and please a combustible ecstasy awaits those with the will, and the skill, to pry open that Pandoraâs Box of fiery lust. I will agree that this is equally true for the male of our species, but only if you will concede that a manâs sexual beast lays much closer to the surface and, therefore, requires far less effort for a sexual partner to set it loose.
With this (probably too-detailed) description of myself dispensed with, I believe that a paragraph or two (quite possibly several more paragraphs since I have a tendency to run on) of personal history is called for before I get to the ârealâ meat of this story/biography/confession.