THE SEX-CATION OF A LIFETIME
The brochure promised a "vacation of a lifetime for adventurous couples and sexually frustrated wives." It said it would provide from erotic sex, to exotic foods; from amazing travel, to sensual massages; from astonishing, unforgettable sexual attention to incredible, fantastic carnal experiences; from realizing your most hedonistic fantasy to receiving absolute genital indulgence; from pleasure for voyeuristic husbands, to gratification for neglected wives. "This is simply the indulgence of a lifetime."
The application asked for the woman's favorite foods, preferred sexual positions, personal fantasies, taste in male attributes, choice of travel destinations, and personal physical description (with a picture required).
"What do you think," Claire asked me after showing me the brochure.
"Sounds like it is for you," I said "So what do you think? You fit the category they are looking for? Frustrated? Wanting gratification? Neglected wife?" I said, listing the characteristics they seemed to be targeting. "I guess you have a mildly voyeuristic husband. You interested?" I asked.
"Of a lifetime," she said with a smile.
"Favorite foods, sexual positions, qualities in men, favorite fantasies, genital indulgence? Sounds perfect," I said. "You consider filling out the application?" I asked.
"I already have," she said.
"May I see?" She handed the many paged form to me and I opened it. "So, I see you list as your favorite food, fettuccine Alfredo; New Zealand as your fantasy travel destination; and men with large equipment as your male preference; and cowgirl as your favorite sexual position. Okay, no big surprises," I said with a smile. "Do you classify yourself as frustrated?"
"We all are frustrated to some extent these days," she said. "You know I have an insatiable sexual appetite, right?" I nodded and smiled. "We would get to interview candidates," she said. "Pick who we like."
"We?"
"Well, me," she said with a giggle. "Could you put up with me being pampered like that?" she asked.
"I would do all I can to accommodate pampering like that," I said. "You written down your fantasies yet?" I asked. She nodded. "Any you want to share?" I asked.
"You want to go?" she asked, avoiding my question. "It may be fun. You like to see your wife happy, right?"
"Would picking a lover who would give her massages and cook fine meals make her happy?" I asked.
"It couldn't hurt," she said.
We filled out the rest of the application and looked at the calendar to see dates that we could fit into our schedule. That night we decided to send in the form, and it was clear my wife was terribly excited about the trip. I looked back over the brochure and imagined my wife with a handsome male escort pampering her incredibly, flirting with her and the voyeur in me got excited at the prospect.
The form asked for her favorite sexual fantasies. I thought about those, imagined what she thought about. I knew she was an exhibitionist, knew she was sexually ravenous, and I knew she liked the thought of having sex with a well endowed man who knew how to pleasure a woman.
We had exchanged partners with Teri and Phillip, so extramarital sex was not out of the question for us. Our first order of business, after filling out the form, was picking her personal escort slash attendant. After going over the list a number of times, she decided on a Jamaican named Mario who was six foot three, two hundred twenty pounds and measured eight inches where it mattered the most. He was well muscled, with a slight Afro and had been given a five point six rating by previous "clients."
He spoke three languages and had a Masters degree in English literature. He promised personal attention to the clients "needs" and was a trained chef. I was as eager as Claire to meet Mario. He sounded just about perfect.
When we got off the plane he stood holding a sign with her name on it at the edge of the crowd. He stood out like a neon sign. He took Claire by the hand and led her to the limousine, helping her in and sitting next to her. He said we would get "settled in" and then get to our greeting massage.