You are one crazy broad, I thought to myself as I woke up, all cuffed up, after one helluva night, in my girlfriend Afaf Madani's bed. Man, I went to Mansion Night Club the night before for an African Student Union party, and I barely remember anything. Not your standard fare for yours truly, I must insist on saying. My name is Kader Suleiman and I'm a young Black man of Somali descent living in the City of Ottawa, Ontario.
Typically, I'm not the type to go to clubs because that's not really my type of scene. I'm just a Somali brother from the City of Calgary, Alberta, living in Ottawa while studying business administration at Carleton University. Prior to moving to Ontario for school, I'd never even left Alberta, where I was born and raised. My parents, Yousef and Hodan Suleiman moved to Alberta from their ancestral hometown of Boorame, southwestern Somalia, in the 1980s.
"Afaf, are you going to untie me or what?" I asked, sighing, as I looked at my tightly bound hands and feet. I'm kinky and quite open-minded, don't get me wrong, but the linchpin of all things BDSM is supposed to be consent. Otherwise it'll be the Jian Ghomeshi affair all over again, only the male version. I looked at Afaf, who stood at the foot of the bed, smirking.
"You forgot to say please lover boy," Afaf said, wagging her little finger at me. I looked at her, temporarily distracted by how sexy Afaf looked in a blue T-shirt and black thong, and shook my head. I willed myself to be calm, not an easy thing to do considering the rude awakening I've just had. From the moment I first laid eyes on Afaf, I knew that this broad was trouble. Still, since I was thinking with my dick at the time, I went after her with everything I've got.
Look, I've got a thing for Arab girls, alright? A lot of Somali brothers do, but they won't admit it. Me? I find Arab girls simply irresistible. Lots of Arab guys marry Somali women, but you rarely see a Somali guy with an Arab chick. Sounds like a serious imbalance and a bit of a double standard to me, so I set out to rectify the situation as best I can.
Ever since high school, I've only dated Arab girls. When I went to the Senior Prom at Laurier Academy in Calgary's South End, I went with eighteen-year-old Stephanie Aoun, a lovely Lebanese Christian cutie I met in my math class. You should have seen the way the Arab guys at school looked at us as we danced together. A tall Somali brother in a tuxedo and a short, cute Lebanese chick in a bright red evening gown. Stephanie and I made a cute couple. That night, we made love for the first time. Having gotten a taste of Arab booty at eighteen, I became addicted.
Now that I'm in university, I see no reason to change my dating habits. Hence why I'm with Afaf here. The tall, voluptuous Saudi Arabian cutie with the dark bronze skin, curly black hair and mesmerizing golden brown eyes took my breath away. Even clad in a pullover sweater, traditional long skirt and Hijab, Afaf Madani moved with a sensual grace that was almost hypnotic. I watched her sashaying that thick Arab booty of hers from side to side like a pendulum of temptation in the Atrium at Carleton, and swore to myself that this woman would be mine.
"You gave me quite a scare last night," Afaf said, snapping me out of my little reverie. I looked at her, and some concern on her pretty face instead of the usual devil-may-care grin I'm accustomed to seeing. Afaf and I have a complicated relationship, to say the least. At times it's a volatile relationship. Whoever thinks Saudi Arabian women are polite, soft and sweet has obviously never met her. Afaf is one BOSSY broad, in every way.
"I'm sorry about that babe," I said in a soft, caring tone while looking into Afaf's eyes. Every woman loves to hear "I'm sorry" for her guy, I learned this early on. I willed my face to mimic pure sincerity, and prayed that Afaf wasn't feeling cynical today. We usually have fun, her and I. Hell, Afaf is the who introduced me to bondage and all that kinky shit. Makes for a fun sexual experience, let me tell you.
"Nice try, Kader, but you're not getting out of these cuffs until we've had a serious talk," Afaf said, laughing. I smiled sweetly, and seriously wished I could wring her pretty little neck. Hmmm. No, I don't seriously want to her but this bitch is getting on my last fucking nerve. Great, now Afaf wants to get her speech on and I've got to pee.
"I'm all ears," I said with a smile, wondering how in hell I always end up in situations like this. Last year, I hooked up with this Syrian Christian broad named Mara Alkhani in Edmonton, Alberta, and her Muslim husband Samir caught us in bed together. The dude actually came after me with a machete. I'm lucky I got out of there in one piece.
Luckily Mara called the cops, and they came along right away. The Edmonton police servicemen who responded to Mara's frantic 911 call arrived on the scene just as Samir was about to chop my head off in the Alkhani household's driveway. The fucker was actually going to kill me! They shot the crazy mofo, but he survived. Samir swore revenge upon me, though. That's part of the reason why I moved to Ottawa for university. I'm a wanted man in Alberta, in more ways than one.