I sat behind my desk, trying to read an article online about how Penn State had protected that pervert Jerry Sandusky. But it was getting difficult to concentrate.
Voices from the hallway were audible from my desk.
My secretary Tangi Smith was having some kind of conversation with someone. I knew that someone was a man because he had a deep voice, and he was trying to be smooth. Keep the conversation just between them. The hubbub outside from all the other conversations going on was almost loud enough.
Judging by her end, I'd say it wasn't going well.
"Look, would you just leave me alone, okay? I'm fine. I'll be fine, I am fine."
"That's not what I heard. I heard you need help with your rent."
"And you're my prince charming who's going to ride to my rescue?"
"That's right, Tangi. What else is a man supposed to do for a woman?"
"Provided I let you help me, what would you expect in return for riding to my rescue?"
"Oh...I'm sure we could work something out..."
"Oh yes, I'm sure we could. Don't touch me! Like you could get your ass up from my desk and leave."
I got up from my desk and went to the door.
My secretary Tangi was not alone, as I thought.
There was a man standing at her desk, standing uncomfortably close, leaning his butt against her desk, his arms folded over a beefy chest. He was black, too, about a shade darker than she was, his black hair cut very short, wearing a dark grey blazer and slacks with spit-shined black shoes.
She said, "Andre, please, leave me alone. My boss hates it when I don't get any work done because I sit and talk all day."
That's when I said, "Yes, I do."
Andre jumped like he'd been stuck with a hot poker. "Oh. You must be Jack O'Neill."
"Yes, I am. Vice President of Marketing, to boot. Please let my secretary get back to her work now."
"I'm very sorry. I'll just be going."
I said, "Thank you."
He stood up and left as quickly as his pride would let him.
Tangi turned in her chair to look at me and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. O'Neill. He just wouldn't take the hint."
"Oh, don't worry about it, Tangi. I think we might have to install a little signal button or something under your desk that turns on a light in my office, so I can rescue you from being a little too popular."
Tangi giggled. "Yes, sir."
"Speaking of work, can you come into my office for a minute, please? I need you to take a letter."
She picked up a notepad and a pen. "Certainly, Mr. O'Neill."
I turned around and headed back into my office, trying to ignore the very unprofessional but still very tight feeling in my trousers.
Tangi had decided, for whatever reason, to wear an outfit that wasn't necessarily provocative, but it sure as hell was sexy. She wore a tight-fitting black leather pencil skirt, and a tight purple sweater with a plunging v-neck that showed off perhaps a bit too much of her plentiful chocolate breasts, and black patent-leather pumps with sky-high stiletto heels and quarter-inch platforms.
My cock twitched in reaction to the clicking of Tangi's heels on the tile floor, and the swishing of her black leather pencil skirt.
My erection only got worse as I wondered if she wore panties under that skirt. Or not.
I quickly sat back down at my desk, so I could hide the raging erection threatening to show through my slacks. But that was impossible, because now I could see the breath taking valley of deep luscious chocolate cleavage down the middle of her purple sweater.
Damn!
I cleared my throat, managed to somehow tear my line of sight and my brain away from Tangi's cleavage, and started to rattle off the letter.
But I quickly got the impression that Tangi was having a difficult time concentrating, as well. She kept getting this anxious look on her face. Then she sighed like the weight of the world was on her small brown shoulders.
Finally I said, "Is everything okay, Tangi? You seem a little distracted."
"No, everything is not okay, Mr. O'Neill. In fact, I'm in a bit of a sticky wicket, as the British would say."
"What's wrong?"
Tangi put her notepad and pen down on my desk. "Do you mind if I close the door?"
"No, go ahead."
I had the pleasure of watching Tangi get up, walk to the door and close it, then walk back and sit down. The office hubbub was for once gone.
I said, "Talk to me, Tangi. What's wrong?"
"Well, I haven't been here that long, as you know. I haven't even gotten my first paycheck yet."
"Yes, I'm afraid you started right at the beginning of a new pay period. Amy likes to do that."
"Right. Well, the way the days fall, I won't get paid until the end of the first week next month."
"And I take it you have bills due at the first?"
Tangi sighed again. "Yes."
"Like what? Surely to Pete there's no bill so important that they don't have a grace period or something."
Tangi's lips twisted. "There's no grace period for the rent, at least according to my landlord."
"Didn't you tell me you have a room mate? Can't she pay the rent by herself for once? Then you can just give her your half when you get paid."
Tangi rolled her eyes. "My room mate has her own problems. She only works part time. That was why we moved in together."
"Ah. And I take it this was why Andre was chatting with you just now?"
"Yes. He was offering to come to my rescue and give me the rent money. And he made it quite clear what he wanted in exchange. I should call Human Resources on his trifling ass."
At the very mention of HR, I decided to tread carefully, very carefully, indeed. "What about your family? Can't they help?"
Tangi again rolled her eyes as she shook her head. "No, sir. Believe me, they were the first people I thought of, and naturally they're all tapped out. Or so they say."
"If you don't mind me asking, why didn't you take Andre's help?"
"Because my fellow black brothers are the most selfish people on the planet, who feel entitled to everything. Including but not limited to feeling entitled to a woman's pussy when they feel like it's owed to them. And I don't feel like being indebted to Andre in that way."
I chuckled, mostly to myself. "Tangi. Let me help you. I hate to see you all stressed out."
She eyed me warily. "And what would you want in return?"
"Let me take you out to dinner."
Tangi raised one jet-black eyebrow ever so slightly. "Dinner?"
"Yes, dinner. You, me, and a fancy restaurant."
"Are you serious?"
"Perfectly serious."
"I just meant - that's all you want in exchange?"
"That's all. When's the last time someone has taken care of you? I would think that whole strong independent woman thing has to get tiring after a while."
She smiled faintly. Her reply was dry. "You would think correctly."
"So, how about it? Let's have dinner this weekend."
"I must admit, the last few weeks have not given me much time to date."