It was not a night to be out. In fact, I was such a hurry to get home, I was dangerously pushing my sport ute to the max in my rush. It was very cold and the rain was beginning to ice up my windshield. I had heard we should expect several inches of snow that night, if not a couple feet. I had a whole load of groceries in the back as well as the generator I'd just purchased with my bonus from work.
I looked at the road ahead and saw taillights at an odd angle. Someone had slid off the road and plowed into the ditch. As I got closer, a small woman ran out and began to wave her arms. I slowed down and pulled over, opening the passenger side door.
She got in, not at all dressed for the weather.
"Is anyone hurt?" I asked.
"No, she said, teeth clattering from the cold. "I'm the only one that was in the car. Do you have a cell phone? Can you call a tow truck?"
"Yes," I told her, "But there's no reception out here and you won't get a tow truck to come out right now. It's supposed to snow hard. There's a severe weather alert out. A storm is coming and we're gonna get hammered with snow."
"Oh," she said, dejectedly. "Could you take me into town then? Perhaps I can get a hotel or something."
I shook my head.
"No way. The nearest motel is 30 miles away. I don't have time to get you there and back. What I CAN do is offer you the hospitality of my humble abode."
"Do you have a phone there?" she asked, snidely. I smiled.
"I might. But you have to crank it real hard!"
"I don't give a fuck if I have to pedal it, as long as I can call my friend and let her know where I'm at."
"Sure, I'll let you do that."
"Thanks," she said, her teeth chattering audibly.
I turned my thermostat all the way up and directed all the hot air at her while I searched for my emergency blanket, a towel and the moving quilt I carried.
"Here," I said, handing her the towel first, "Dry off as best you can and then wrap the moving quilt around you and get out of those wet clothes." I handed her an insulated snowsuit I had.
"This will be too big for you, but it will keep you warm."
"Thank you," she said demurely.
I went to her car and turned off the flashers, bringing her keys. I decided to drop her off at the house and then come back to pull her car out of the ditch if the cops hadn't arrived yet.
"It's about seven miles to my house," I said, watching her move under the quilt and looking at the wet clothing dropping onto the floorboards. "I'll take you there so that you can warm up and then come back to see if I can get your car out.
"Thank you," came the muffled reply. I whistled appreciatively when I saw her delicate naked calf appear from under the quilt as she shucked her pants (and panties) off. Her head poked out from under the blanket and looked down, noticing that her legs stuck out. She said nothing. I expected her to glare at me in disgust. Instead, she simply stole some glances at me at me before ducking back under to pull on the large jumpsuit. After a moment, I heard zippers and she lowered the quilt. I finally got a good look at her and saw that she was of Asian decent and very pretty. The suit could have fit three of her in there.
I put the truck in gear and drove again.
"I'm sorry I was such a bitch about the phone" she said after a few moments.
"No problem."
"It's just that I'm frustrated because I got lost. If I'd realized it was the wrong exit, I'd probably be at her house right now!"
"What brought you out here?" I asked. "I live pretty much in the middle of nowhere and most folks didn't come out this way unless they live out here."
"I took the wrong exit off the highway and got lost," she said, staring straight ahead, "I was trying to turn around when my car went into the ditch."
"Where were you trying to go?" I asked.
"Portersby," she said. I was going to surprise a friend with a visit."
"I see," I told her. "Well, no, you wouldn't be there by now. It's still another hour and a half down the road and they are already being hit by the storm according to the radio. The interstate is closed right now. Oh, my name is Ray, just in case you were wondering."
"Chou," she replied, revealing nothing.
After a long silence, I looked at her as if evaluating.
"What?"she asked.
"Just trying to figure out what Nationality," I said.
I looked once again.
"I'd guess you were Korean, but I'm probably wrong.
"Chinese," she said, "How far down do you live?"
"Another five miles. You passed my house. From Taiwan?"
"Mainland," she replied, "I don't remember seeing any houses out this way."