The sun was high and hot, its light glittering on the surface of the Atlantic and beating down on the cigarette boat cutting through the low waves, piloted by a wizened Brazilian man in a tattered Parrotthead shirt. Inside the boat's cramped cabin David Mercer tapped away at his laptop. It was the same book he always worked on when he was idle, writing, changing his mind and rewriting, over and over again. It was a cheap spy thriller that he'd always secretly wanted to publish. Some schlock about a weather-controlling satellite, a gorgeous but suspicious redhead and a protagonist currently named Glenn Maverick.
David knew it was garbage, but enjoyed it nevertheless. Currently, he was trying to come up with witty one-liners related to death by runaway tesla coils. Something...something...shocking? Or something about something striking twice?
It was too hot to think straight. Although the wind and stinging seaspray kept things cool up on deck, down here in the cabin it was a different story. The boat's roof was hot enough to cook shrimp and the interior was sweaty and stuffy. He reached into the mini-cooler by his feet and grabbed a soda from the rapidly-melting pile of ice. He rubbed the chilled, wet metal over the dark skin of his forehead and ran his wet fingers across his close buzz cut in a desperate attempt to cool off.
There was a rustle of ice as Mark Peterson, seated on the bench across from him, reached over and grabbed a bottle of beer from the cooler. David cleared his throat at the young man.
"How old are you again?"
"Uh..." The blond student grinned sheepishly, "Old enough to drink in Brazil?"
"Yeah, you can get away with that when you're paying for the plane tickets" David grabbed a soda from the ice and held it out, "You're here on the university's dime. No drinking where I can see you."
Mark ruefully accepted the can and dropped the beer back in the ice. David looked over at the third inhabitant of the cabin: Tiffany Kwon. She lay on her back, sprawled across the third bench seat, her long, pink-streaked black hair spilling over cushions. She was wearing a purple bikini under a translucent yellow cover-up and was staring forlornly at her phone, displaying a 'failure to load' page. She had been doing that ever since the boat got too far from shore for a proper cell signal.
"You want a drink, Tiff?" David asked, "Or are you going into some kind of millennial shock without 4G?"
Tiffany rolled her head to glower at David through her thick-rimmed glasses. "It's not my fault you wouldn't pay extra for a boat with an antenna. Besides, you're a millennial too."
"What?" Mark looked up at David in confusion "But you're old!"
"...None taken." David raised an eyebrow and Mark blushed, realizing what he just said. David was still getting used to it, at 34 he still felt young but most of his students didn't see him that way.
"He's an elder millennial," Tiffany poked at her phone, looking for some app she could use offline, "They're immune to status effects and get an extra attack a round."
"Not going to even pretend I know what you're talking about, Tiff."
Mark sipped his soda thoughtfully, "So wait...am I a millennial?"
"You're just a sophomore," Tiffany looked over, "You can't be a millennial without crushing student debt. Everyone knows that."
"Yeah, but I took a gap year." Mark failed to notice Tiffany roll her eyes.
"Still counts," Tiffany seemed to have found some game that involved tapping at a large cookie to no obvious effect.
The conversation died again, leaving the cabin filled only with the sound of the boat's engine and the muffled sounds of some music from the skipper's boom-box up above. After a few minutes, David noticed Mark scoot a bit closer to Tiffany.
"You know, on my year off I spent some time in Japan." Mark bragged, flashing her a smile that probably served him very well in high school.
Tiffany, still resting on her back, stared at him silently.
"...Then afterward I visited China for a week."
Tiffany continued to stare at him. The hot cabin dropped a degree or two.
"...uh..." Mark seemed to realize how much he had fucked up but didn't seem to have the common sense to cut his losses. "...I've always wanted to see Vietn-"
"I'm Korean," Tiffany finally spoke, voice flat. "And from Wisconsin."
"Oh, I love cheese!"
"Babo."
David shook his head slightly and turned back to his laptop as Mark dug his hole deeper. He couldn't blame the kid, Tiffany was looking very good in that bathing suit. In fact, it was hard to avoid thoughts a professor shouldn't have about one of his grad students. She was short but slim rather than compact, with slender legs leading to a petite waist and small, but very perky...
He derailed that train of thought and forced himself to focus on the adventures of Glenn Maverick, action meteorologist. Besides, he was fairly sure that Mark was barking up entirely the wrong tree. At a university Halloween party last year he'd accidentally walked in on Tiffany and an absolutely gorgeous black girl dressed as a sexy pirate, making out behind the vending machines. The two were too busy to notice him and he had beaten a hasty retreat.
A bit of rejection would probably be good for Mark. The kid was handsome, with dirty blond hair and big hazel eyes, and he was pretty sure his parents were loaded. He probably didn't hear "No" a lot. The fact that he was built like a quarterback didn't hurt either. His grades weren't anything to write home about but at least he seemed to try his best. He was here for some extra credit and because he was dive certified, so the university wouldn't have to pay the cost of a professional.
David's writing and Mark's attempts to dig his foot deeper into his mouth were interrupted by the sound of a whistle from above.
"Are we there yet?" Tiffany groaned.
"Sounds like it," David set his laptop aside and got to his feet, making sure he didn't bump his head on the low ceiling. Boats were not kind to tall folks. "I'll go up and take a look."
Climbing up to the deck, holding onto wobbly rails to keep his footing, David was temporarily blinded by the sudden glare. It was high noon without a cloud in sight and the sun was punishingly hot. Even the spray thrown up by the boat felt warm on his skin, although at least the breeze was pleasant.