Ramanpreet Kaur is a young Indian woman living in the City of Toronto, Ontario. She recently graduated from the University of Toronto, and is going through a tough time. Life hasn't been kind to the ambitious young woman lately. Ramanpreet's former fiancΓ© Mandeep Singh dumped her after she had a bit of an accident during a formal dinner with his parents at their residence in Ajax, Ontario. Ramanpreet is a lovely young lady but she has a bit of a flatulence problem.
Women fart, men fart, everyone farts, so how bad could Ramanpreet Kaur's flatulence problem be? Oh, ladies and gentlemen of the readership, it really is that bad. Simply put, if Ramanpreet were lost in the jungle and got attacked by a tiger, she could bring down the lord of the jungle with one of her thunderous farts. Yeah, it's like that. What is a gal to do under those circumstances? Ramanpreet Kaur has virtually run out of ideas.
Ramanpreet Kaur has gone to her doctor, the esteemed Dr. Singh of Appletree Medical, and asked him for help with her flatulence issues. Ramanpreet has tried everything from beano to traditional Indian medicine, and nothing seems to work. Hell, Ramanpreet has even taken to going to school and work with anal beads in her bum to stop her farts from slipping out. Unfortunately, slip out them farts did, and often at the most inopportune moments. What's a desperate gal with a flatulence problem to do?
Upon meeting Ramanpreet Kaur, most people find the five-foot-ten, 250-pound Indian gal to be friendly and charming. Yes, Ramanpreet is a big woman but she carries her surplus flesh with charm and grace. She knows how to dress, favoring traditional Sikh Indian female attire one day and stylish businesswoman attire the next. Ramanpreet likes to keep people guessing. A recent graduate of the University of Toronto business program, Ramanpreet works for Next Wave Industry, the hottest start-up in this part of Ontario, Canada.
Ramanpreet is gorgeous, smart, and ambitious, so why is this lovely Indian beauty always single? Seriously, why aren't handsome, educated young Indian men falling over themselves to get at her? This is a question best answered by the lady herself, or perhaps by her family and friends. Ramanpreet has very few friends left after graduating from the University of Toronto. What is the lady to do about her love life or lack thereof? Fortunately for Ramanpreet, fate has some good things in store for her.
"I stopped going to the Sikh temple after I nearly killed a female attendee with one of my farts," Ramanpreet told her good friend Derek Shoreman as they sat at a Tim Hortons together. Derek sipped his coffee and looked at Ramanpreet sympathetically. The two of them had been good friends for almost three years, having met one fine day inside the University of Toronto library. To say that Derek Shoreman and Ramanpreet Kaur came from different worlds would be quite the understatement.
"Oh come on, Ram, it couldn't have been that bad," Derek said, smiling at his pal Ramanpreet while sipping his coffee. Six feet tall, slim and fit, with light brown skin, lime-green eyes and a stylish Afro, Derek is a blandly handsome man with the manners of a real dandy. Born in the environs of Brampton, Ontario, to a Jamaican immigrant mother, Helen Wilson, and a white Canadian father, David Shoreman, Derek is the son of two worlds and fits into neither.
Derek Shoreman likes Hip Hop, and haute couture, and in his bedroom, one finds pictures of a bikini-clad Serena Williams, and portraits of boxer Anthony Joshua. What is the meaning of this, one may ask? Derek is openly bisexual, and this is something of a problem because both straight women and gay men don't know what to make of him. Derek refuses to be pigeonholed by a society that is obsessed with race, gender and sexuality. Derek lives his life his way, and doesn't care what most people think.
"Oh trust me, Derek, it was that bad," Ramanpreet said, tears brimming in her eyes, and Derek sighed before handing her a handkerchief. Ramanpreet dabbed at her eyes and smiled bravely at Derek. He's always been her rock, and she has tried her best to be there for him. Lots of women have gay male best friends, but Ramanpreet is the only one with a bisexual man as her best friend. Derek Shoreman likes to sleep with hot women, instead of just men, which confuses society, but Ramanpreet finds him cool as fuck.
"I remember that time Kirsten and I were at the National Arts Center in Ottawa and she farted while we were making out," Derek said, grinning. Ramanpreet looked at Derek and nodded sympathetically. A while ago, Derek was madly in love with a tall, big-bottomed, dark-skinned Jamaican chick named Kirsten Jacobson. The two of them met at City Hall, where Derek works as a manager for Guest Services.
"I'm sorry about Kirsten," Ramanpreet said and she gently laid her hand on top of Derek's. Shaking his head, Derek flashed Ramanpreet a brave smile. The handsome biracial stud was used to fooling everyone into believing that he didn't have a care in the world. Derek carries himself like a prince, and likes to make his presence known. A lot of women and more than a few men are drawn to Derek, who dresses like the late, great artist formerly known as Prince, and speaks with the haughtiness of controversial rapper and style icon Kanye West.
"I loved Kirsten, I even gave up men, for a while, just to make her happy, but she didn't give a damn about me," Derek said, and his normally deep voice cracked a bit. Ramanpreet smiled at Derek, remembering how he'd thrown himself at Kirsten and treated the tall Jamaican chick as if she were the queen of Sheba or something. Ramanpreet never liked Kirsten and felt more than a little jealous when Derek turned out to be genuinely in love with her.
In the end, Ramanpreet suspicions about Kirsten were proven right. The tall Jamaican chick was a skank, and she cheated on poor Derek with half the guys on the University of Toronto football team. How cool was that? Ramanpreet tried to console Derek as best she could. They hit the bar scene together. Derek had a one-night stand with a big booty Mexican gal named Selina, and he also had sex with a macho Somali hunk named Abdirahman, but they couldn't make him forget Kirsten. Derek was inconsolable, and Ramanpreet didn't know what to do with him...
"Derek, let's go home and chill, and if you keep whining about Kirsten, I will spank that ass," Ramanpreet said, laughing. Derek looked at her and grinned. Ramanpreet has always known exactly what to say in order to cheer Derek up. The tall, pleasantly plump Sikh Indian BBW with the killer farts has her flaws, but she is an amazing friend. Derek has never minded Ramanpreet's imperfections. Derek likes to get fucked in the ass by handsome, well-hung men, when he isn't chasing women. Farts don't bother Derek shoreman in the least...