Chapter 2: Double Consumption
During the last chapter, Darius reeled the torturous visuals of his pudgy co-worker, Deb, lavishing his cock. The flirty e-mails and ravenous looks she shot had him. His denials became obvious as he sought the offices of a Jamaican housewife.
He diverted his crave. Though he had not admitted it, Pudgy weighted him. Twenty-four hours later... Darius seeks sly approval from a best friend and co-worker. During the usual Thursday night hangouts, comprised of six packs and herbal remedies.
"Hmmm, what up?" Peyton answered the door, shirtless and half asleep.
"What's up man, wake up! You gonna love me, brah!" Darius energetically smiles. Walks through, fingering the inside pocket of his jacket. "Got us a lil' summin', summin'.
"Well, you know what to do."
"Alright," Darius walked over to the kitchen with Peyton behind him.
"Where did you get this?" Peyton scratched his bald dome while Darius drew out a smallish sack from the gold jewelry box. Pinched out small segments of leafy, mint-green buds onto the kitchen table.
"Jamaican lady."
"Do I know her? Don't matter, I got just the beast."
"Cool, cuz I haven't smoked yet?"
Peyton returned seconds later carrying a large wooden box. He proceeded to slide the top lid out. "This Jamaican lady. She the one who wants us to double up on her?"
"Yup!"
"Not sure I'm feeling it, brah. Too weird."
"Okay? She's been asking me to mΓ©nage for almost a year. I can't get with her and hubby. He just freaks me the fuck out. And, I do not want to fuck this woman while her husband and kids are at home. "
"Tell you what, if the smoke is good, we'll do this. We'll fill her up with dick. Maybe she'll bless us with more herbals...shit better be good, though."
"I don't know how you developed a conscious but you better smoke it out of you fast. You're beginning to frighten my ass."
Peyton removed the purple glass bong. The contraption stood nearly two ft. tall. It bore the sculpted replica of a black snake that curled from bottom to neck.
"Now that's beauty." Darius smiled as he handled the instrument, packed a fresh bowl and was ready to give birth to a blaze when Peyton's cell phone rang.
"Hold up, D. I need to get this." Peyton removed himself to the next room. He came back two minutes later.
"Alright, my bad, D. You never guess who just beeped through."
"Who?"
"Was talking to Celeste, then Debbie from work got on the line." "Okay, and..." Darius lit the bowl and drew in its fill. Smoke leaked from the corners of his mouth.
"She's dying to get some herb."
He blows the smoke out in spurts. The suppression of the remaining fill affected his chords. "Deb?"
"Yeah, fool. The fuck you think I'm talking about?"
"And, you're telling me this because..."
"Because, I'ma hit that." Peyton receives Draggo. Blazes up. Mimics the smoke-talk as though it were laced with helium.
"You know I like em heavy. And, I know her appetite for dark dick."
Darius laughs. "Yo check this...the other night at work we kept emailing each other. Long story short, she propositioned to suck my cock. I wasn't sure about getting with her so I made my booty rounds over to Trinity's spot."
"Jamaican lady?"
"Yeah."
"Means we..."
"Owe Deb."
"Bro," Peyton coughs up penned up smoke. "That's some freaked out, ironic shit. Here, this shit's starting to blind my ass."
"Told you it was on the strength."
"My man, cappuccino! You ready for big woman?"
"Told you to stop calling me that...and, I don't know"
"Better be cuz I told her we might drop by with a little something later on."
"She's there with Celeste?"
"Yeah"
"Mmmm...I don't know bro, what do you have in mind?"
"Yo, Darius, just stop being tense. Let's just let the night lead us to whatever happens. Here...smoke this up a little bit...you need to."
Darius grabbed Draggo for another swat of smoke. "Already feeling it... I'm for whatever but just don't try to pair me off. I mean, she's got good looks but all I want is for her to suck me dry."
"Do that and more, she'll suck the black off both our dicks. Yours would be a short slurp. She knows best than to take my Big Gulp here for granted."
They fall into laughter, unfold obscurity and then shift reality into darkness. Passed out on the couch. Two hours later. Peyton's cell phone rings again, on an adjacent toss pillow, inches away from Darius ear.
Instinctively he answers, mumbling. "What's good?"
"Hey, it's like two in the morning and you guys should've been here by now."
"Who's this?"
"Debbie. Is that you Darius?"
"Yeah. My bad. Can't believe this shit...we passed the fuck out."
"Well, can you guys make it, please, please, please?"
"I don't know. Let me wake Peyton up."
"Okay, he did tell you what I was looking for right?"
"I got you."
"Hope so."
"I'll get him up right away! What does it take, like, twenty minutes?"
"Not even. Jump on the turnpike. I'm right off of Admiral Young Freeway. "
"I know the street. We'll be there."
"It's just me though. Celeste left a while ago. Tell Peyton he blew his chance."
"I'll let him know that. See you."
"Hurry up."
He hung up the phone, eyed the alarm clock. HBO was still running the Real Sex marathon.