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Cat, do you remember the time??? And you too M Double, dirty MILF)
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Chapter 1
"Come on in darling. 'Less you gonna stand there all night!" Mel smiled sweetly at her husband. "Come on in honey bunny!"
"Yeah," Edi growled and brushed past, bumping her out of the way with his shoulder. Mel shoved him in the back, sending him staggering. Edi growled furiously and whirled around to glare at Mel. Val and Trish jumped to their feet, moving quickly between the two of them.
"What the fuck is wrong with you!" he snarled.
"Calm down, both of you. We don't need the Police coming in here," Val said firmly.
"Sorry about that. I am cool, alright," Mel said, breaking into a hideous smile and shrugging. She picked up her beer and took a swig calmly. Then she suddenly shook her bottle at Edi, spilling a fair amount of beer all over his shirt and face.
He growled angrily and tried to get at Mel. Trish held him back, whilst Val held Mel back. Mel tried to hurl her bottle at him but Val nimbly snatched it away. Mel swung her arm around her mother and hit him. Edi got mad and tried to smack her over her mother's head. He hit her hand, but Mel grabbed her face and howled aloud.
"My eye! My eye! I cant see anything," Mel bawled. "He punched me in the eye! Momma!"
Val and Trish exclaimed and turned angrily at Edi. They converged on him like two furies.
"You hit my child!" Val exploded.
"I didn't even touch her!" Edi protested, backing away, not wanting to fight his mum and sis in law. "She's just acting."
"Lets get him Momma!" Trish growled and the mom and sis and pounced on him, launching a two pronged attack. They tried to slap and scratch him. Edi tried to catch their hands and pin them to his body.
Mel saw her chance and ran into the melee. She charged and swung a powerful right at his head. Edi ducked and she caught Val on the side of the head, sending her to the carpet.
Val rolled and groaned in pain.
"You hit Momma!!!" Trish shrieked at Edi, and started looking around for some big missiles to hurl at her brother in law cum lover!
"No, it was Mel!"
"Well, you ducked, you asshole!" Mel sneered, and dropped to her knees besides her mom. "Momma. Momma. You alright?"
"Oh Mel!!! You idjut!" Trish groaned, joining her sis besides their mother. "Momma! Momma!"
Val only groaned faintly.
Edi pushed the girls aside, scooped Val up in his arms and laid her on the bed. Mel and Trish got some ice from the freezer, wrapped it up in a plastic bag and started rubbing it onto the bump on Val's head. Val slowly came to, and found all three kneeling besides her.
"You alright Val?" Edi asked, concerned.
"Did you punch me?" she asked him suspiciously.
"No, it was Mel."
"Only because you ducked, you coward. Instead of taking it like a man..." Mel sneered.
"Does he hit you Mel?" Trish asked, eying Edi suspiciously.
"Hit me! I would fucking knife in his sleep!" Mel chuckled evilly.
"Val, thank you for raising me such a wonderful wife!" Edi said dryly. "Thank you!"
"My daughter is perfect!" Val said. Then she giggled and turned to Mel. "You fool! How can you miss at such short distance! I knocked your Papa out cold, remember?"
The three women giggled.
"Gosh! What a family!"
Then Mel turned and looked at Edi. "Listen Edi, why don't you just stand up, put, your hands down, and lemme hit you. Just once. And then we can sit down and talk this thing out like adults."
"Forget it."
"Come on Edi. You know me. I am always gonna be looking for a chance to get a cheap shot in, and you'll always have to be on your guard. And that is so exhausting and boring. Just stand up and take your medicine like a man."
Mel stood up, her jaw working. Edi stood up, and so did Trish.
"Mel, If you hit me, I'll kick your ass, I swear!" Edi growled.
"Come on kids, this has gone far enough!" Val said, sitting up. She winked at Trish.
Edi noticed the wink, and realized Trish was inching behind him. As he tried to turn, Val grabbed for his belt. Trish shoved Edi at Mel suddenly. Mel kneed him hard, to the groin. Edi doubled over, sinking to his knees, holding on to the bed, moaning with immense pain as the world seemed to tilt upside down. He shook his head to clear it.
Then he looked up at Mel, his eyes smoldering. Trish and Val were standing besides Mel, on either side. Trish was holding a beer bottle, and she didn't seem like she wanted to drink from it. Though Val was still holding the bag of ice to her head, the three southern belles looked like they were ready for action. Edi shook his head.
"Fuck, what a family!" Edi groaned, pulling himself on to the bed. "Alright, lets talk."