"Wake up honey. It's OK. Just had a little spell is all" I could feel sprinkles of water on my face. Things were foggy but clearing. "Ooh you black buck you" Yeah, black buck. Black buck? Suddenly I felt all warm and fuzzy inside. The sky was blue. Water was wet. There's nothing like your girl waking you up with a fantastic blow job. But didn't she kick me to the couch over a week ago. Wait! Where the fuck!?! The fog lifted a little more. More water sprinkles. "Slurpp. Mmm, you taste wonderful.
Ooh Godddd! I am so afraid to look down between my legs.!WHY OH LORD!! I scream out in my head. I open one eye then the other. The old woman is in front of me on her knees smiling as she looks up at me. I never really got a look at her before. Earl always answered the door. Now that I see her up close, she ain't too bad looking. Not that old either. Gotta be in her early forties. What the fuck Earl got in them jeans to keep this bitch. To my right I see Earl, old and wrinkled. Sixtyish, standing there in bra and matching panties and garters. I almost pass out again, but manage to maintain. Help me Jesus, I done woke up in freaky town."Listen. Brother man just wanted a tip."
"We got a lot of tips to make up." She said in her sexiest kitten voice.
"Just one will due."
"Oh no. Earl here's got to learn. Don't you Earl?!" She yelled to him as she pulled a small whip from nowhere and spanked his wrinkled pantied ass. After dozens of smart assed tips, Earl was finally speechless. Along with today's gem, I've received such great tips as avoid the clap, don't drop the soap, and my personal favorite don't eat yellow snow. "Earl's been a bad boy," she purrs as she turns her attention back to me. "Earl knows that he is to do exactly what I say, when I say it. Isn't that right Earl?"
"Yes mistress," he offers back weakly. seeing Earl like this is comical. Along with his saucy undies, Earl is sporting a roach clip on each nipple. They are joined together by a gold chain. He has gloves on each hand that extend to his elbows, and a collar around his neck. When I first entered, I could have sworn she was leading him on his hand and knees by a leash. What a sight.
"I've told you to give this young man a tip time and again, and you haven't listened once!" She gave him a harsh scolding look that sent chills down both our spines. Turning her attention back to me, she began sensuously rubbing my dick. I told myself that I had to get out of here, but my little man betrayed me. How can you get hard at a time like this, you little prick. You get any harder, I'll cut you off myself. I swear on low! Did he listen? Does he ever fucking listen when I tell him no. How could I explain this to my girl. File this one under what she don't know won't hurt her. Getting back to the action, she told me that I was going to enjoy showing earl the error of his ways. "Are you ready?" I tried to maintain my composure, maintain my friendly delivery boy to customer tone of voice in my reply.
"BITCH ARE YOU CRAZY!?," is what I meant to say anyway. It came out sounding more like, "I don't think we should" That's the best I could do with her talented mouth wrapped around my member. She ignored me by sucking even harder. I didn't have a chance. My eyes shut. My toes curled up. Bitch ass nigga. I surrendered, grabbed a lock of brunette and streaking gray hair. If you can't be 'em, join 'em.
She began degrading Earl between sucks. "Look at me suck this big black cock Earl." Suck, suck. "I'm going to satisfy myself with this big chocolate cock." Suck, suck. "This cock is going to satisfy me like yours never could." Suck, suck.
At this time, I felt the need to interject. "Let's get this straight baby," I said finally asserting some authority. "That's a full grown DICK you're sucking on hun. You see that there," I said pointing to the pantied geezer standing idly by. "Pull your panties down bitch!" It didn't surprise me in the least when he complied without a word. "That little shriveled thing is a cock. Suck this man's dick!" Still having a handful of hair, I forced the little man down her throat until she gagged.
"You hear that Earl?" She said breathlessly when I finally let her up for air. "I'm sucking a real man's dick. You don't have a dick Earl. You don't even have a cock. You got a little pecker Ea...(gulp) I didn't let her finish. Too much talking, more sucking. "He's dominating me with his big dick Ea..." (gulp) She drove me crazy as the urgency increased in her voice and sucking. "I can get your entire little pecker in my mouth, but not this big black dick Ea..." (gulp) I was purposely timing that last Earl from her lips with a slam on my dick. "Look Earl, I can't even close my hand around it. Go ahead, put your little pecker between your fingers and play with yourself. I bet this dick could fuck me all night. Can you even get it up Ea..." (gulp) She knew what i was doing, and she kept feeding me that last Earl. "I should make you suck his dick Earl. Let you feel real dick in your wrinkled mouth. You would suck a dick wouldn't you bitch."