Nothing but Rim
After many years reading erotica, I thought I'd give it a shot. This is my first completed attempt, and there's bound to be lots of grammar mistakes. If you can get past that, and enjoy more sex than story, then let me know what you think. Oh, and if the often-overlooked theme of salad tossing disgusts you, stop here.
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"You want to do what?" Henry said after nearly choking on his coffee.
"You heard me." Whitney smiled, brushing a strand of frizzy black hair from her oblong face.
"Uh... I think you're gonna have to tell me again." Henry was sure he'd misheard her. There was absolutely no way his coworker could want to do
that
.
The full-figured girl softly chuckled into her coffee mug before taking a swig while eying Henry like a tiger.
"I said," Whitney paused for emphasis. "I said I want to eat your ass."
Henry's eyes bugged out of his head before he scanned the coffee shop to see if anyone had overheard her.
"Wha, what? You want to... eat my..."
"Your ass." Whitney leaned forward, sliding her red painted nails along his bulky thigh. "I want to lick that sexy ass inside and out," she mused. "Mmmmm every fucking inch of it."
Never in a trillion years did Henry think he'd ever hear a woman say she wanted to lick his butt, and certainly not Whitney of all people. Since they'd started working together for the last two months at Fury Mountain Park, they'd become friends, but there hadn't been a single sign she was remotely attracted to him.
"You can't be serious." Henry refused to meet her milky brown eyes. "This is some kind of joke, right?"
"This isn't some kinda joke, Henry. It's pretty simple." Her sharp fingernails suddenly raked his inner thigh. "I wanna munch on that cute white ass till you cum on your chest."
His pale cheeks flushed red from embarrassment. "Uh, I... no, no this has got to be a prank. Who put you up to this? Was it Luke? It was Luke, wasn't it?"
Like the legs of a spider, Whitney walked her fingers along his thigh, until they were only inches from touching his cock, which he quickly realized was rapidly growing in his shorts.
Ignoring his questions, she licked her pink lips, burning two eye holes in his skull. "Haven't you ever wondered what it would feel like if a girl made love to your ass with her mouth? Haven't you wondered what kind of new pleasure you'd experience if a girl bent you over and slowly licked that puckering lil hole till your dick busted with hot cum?"
"Whitney!" He whispered harshly. "You talk like that here!"
"I think you wanna know what it's like to get your salad tossed, Henry," she teased. "I'm not gonna force you to date me or anythin, I just wanna taste your tight ass, and besides," she devilishly grinned, peering down at his crotch, "I think your cock likes the idea of my tongue workin in and out of your asshole."
He thought his face had flushed before, but Henry suddenly knew he'd spontaneously combust from the shock. "This isn't real."
"Why not?"
"Because...it's just not done."
"Well," she leaned forward, whispering in a dirty little voice, "I can keep a secret if you can."
Henry gulped and tried not to gasp. "Why? Why do you want to..."?
"To do what? Go on, you can say it." She clicked her fingernails atop the wooden table expectantly.
After an awkward pause, he squirmed in his seat and said, "You know... it."
"Aww, you're so cute when you get all shy."
"This isn't funny, Whitney." Henry quietly protested.
"Oh, you gotta admit it's not only funny, it's kinda fuckin hilarious," she giggled. "Just say it, Henry."
"No."
"Come on, say it." Henry felt like the nervous, quiet boy he'd been in elementary school all over again.
"... lick my butt?" He quickly piped out.
Running her tongue around the rim of the mug, she collected what cream she could scrounge, and then swallowed it whole. "What about your butt?"
"Why do you want to, uhhh,
lick
it?" Her index finger did little swirls on his thigh, making his spine tingle.
"See Henry, that wasn't so hard. Not like this thing anyways." She tickled a spot only millimeters from the now raging boner that flexed in his shorts. "Well, if you really wanna know why, I'm afraid the answer is gonna disappoint you. It's honestly pretty simple. Your tight ass has been teasin me all summer, and I don't wanna go back to school in the fall before I get me a taste of it."
If words alone could make you cum, Henry would have just creamed his shorts. "I didn't even know you liked me."
"That's cuz girls are much better at peepin than you boys ever will be. I've been cravin that sweet ass since we started workin the Purple Werewolf together."