Nothing but Rim
After many years reading erotica, I thought I'd give it a shot. This is my first completed attempt, and there's bound to be lots of grammar mistakes. If you can get past that, and enjoy more sex than story, then let me know what you think. Oh, and if the often-overlooked theme of salad tossing disgusts you, stop here.
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"You want to do what?" Henry said after nearly choking on his coffee.
"You heard me." Whitney smiled, brushing a strand of frizzy black hair from her oblong face.
"Uh... I think you're gonna have to tell me again." Henry was sure he'd misheard her. There was absolutely no way his coworker could want to do
that
.
The full-figured girl softly chuckled into her coffee mug before taking a swig while eying Henry like a tiger.
"I said," Whitney paused for emphasis. "I said I want to eat your ass."
Henry's eyes bugged out of his head before he scanned the coffee shop to see if anyone had overheard her.
"Wha, what? You want to... eat my..."
"Your ass." Whitney leaned forward, sliding her red painted nails along his bulky thigh. "I want to lick that sexy ass inside and out," she mused. "Mmmmm every fucking inch of it."
Never in a trillion years did Henry think he'd ever hear a woman say she wanted to lick his butt, and certainly not Whitney of all people. Since they'd started working together for the last two months at Fury Mountain Park, they'd become friends, but there hadn't been a single sign she was remotely attracted to him.
"You can't be serious." Henry refused to meet her milky brown eyes. "This is some kind of joke, right?"
"This isn't some kinda joke, Henry. It's pretty simple." Her sharp fingernails suddenly raked his inner thigh. "I wanna munch on that cute white ass till you cum on your chest."
His pale cheeks flushed red from embarrassment. "Uh, I... no, no this has got to be a prank. Who put you up to this? Was it Luke? It was Luke, wasn't it?"
Like the legs of a spider, Whitney walked her fingers along his thigh, until they were only inches from touching his cock, which he quickly realized was rapidly growing in his shorts.
Ignoring his questions, she licked her pink lips, burning two eye holes in his skull. "Haven't you ever wondered what it would feel like if a girl made love to your ass with her mouth? Haven't you wondered what kind of new pleasure you'd experience if a girl bent you over and slowly licked that puckering lil hole till your dick busted with hot cum?"
"Whitney!" He whispered harshly. "You talk like that here!"
"I think you wanna know what it's like to get your salad tossed, Henry," she teased. "I'm not gonna force you to date me or anythin, I just wanna taste your tight ass, and besides," she devilishly grinned, peering down at his crotch, "I think your cock likes the idea of my tongue workin in and out of your asshole."
He thought his face had flushed before, but Henry suddenly knew he'd spontaneously combust from the shock. "This isn't real."
"Why not?"
"Because...it's just not done."
"Well," she leaned forward, whispering in a dirty little voice, "I can keep a secret if you can."
Henry gulped and tried not to gasp. "Why? Why do you want to..."?
"To do what? Go on, you can say it." She clicked her fingernails atop the wooden table expectantly.
After an awkward pause, he squirmed in his seat and said, "You know... it."
"Aww, you're so cute when you get all shy."
"This isn't funny, Whitney." Henry quietly protested.
"Oh, you gotta admit it's not only funny, it's kinda fuckin hilarious," she giggled. "Just say it, Henry."
"No."
"Come on, say it." Henry felt like the nervous, quiet boy he'd been in elementary school all over again.
"... lick my butt?" He quickly piped out.
Running her tongue around the rim of the mug, she collected what cream she could scrounge, and then swallowed it whole. "What about your butt?"
"Why do you want to, uhhh,
lick
it?" Her index finger did little swirls on his thigh, making his spine tingle.
"See Henry, that wasn't so hard. Not like this thing anyways." She tickled a spot only millimeters from the now raging boner that flexed in his shorts. "Well, if you really wanna know why, I'm afraid the answer is gonna disappoint you. It's honestly pretty simple. Your tight ass has been teasin me all summer, and I don't wanna go back to school in the fall before I get me a taste of it."
If words alone could make you cum, Henry would have just creamed his shorts. "I didn't even know you liked me."
"That's cuz girls are much better at peepin than you boys ever will be. I've been cravin that sweet ass since we started workin the Purple Werewolf together."
"But why do you want to," he lowered his voice even more, "like my butt?"
"Why do some guys nut over feet or wear furry costumes? It's just my thing. Well, if I'm bein real, I've never actually rimmed a boy before, but somethin about yours just drives me wild." Her face drifted off into realms of fantasy while she bit her thick bottom lip. "I never thought I'd want to taste one before, let alone a white boy's, but yours is just too cute to pass up."
Henry glued his gaze to the top of his shoelaces. "This has to be a dream."
"Oh, I promise you this is very real, Henry. Just say yes and I'll do things to you that you ain't never gonna forget."
"I..." Henry couldn't think. It was hard to know what to say to a girl that asked you to let her give you a rimjob.
"You do like me don't you Henry?" Whitney subtly pushed her chest out, presenting her large, round breasts, which were barely constrained under a white crop top. "You may not have seen me lookin at you, but don't think I haven't noticed you lookin at my tits. Have you ever wondered what size they are?"
"Uhhh..."
"They're E's, and if you let me devour that cute ass, I'll let you play with them all you want." And without concern for the other customers, Whitney hefted her massive orbs up and down, making them jiggle for his benefit. "Or what about my ass? If you let me play with yours, I'll let you touch mine as much as you want. I know you like my big fat ass, don't you Henry? I've seen you lookin."
Denial would have been a lost cause. Any chance he got, Henry ogled Whitney's rumptious buttcheeks, and he wasn't the only one. Every time they buckled park guests to the Purple Werewolf's seats, he'd spot several men (and a few women) peeping on her outrageous backside. It was a hard thing to miss. Whitney had the kind of derriere that caused major accidents. It wasn't a small, little, bubbly booty that fit neatly in a pair of jeans. Her glutes were more motherly in shape. They were two huge, blubbery asscheeks flaring out of nowhere that simply couldn't be ignored no matter what she wore.
"Whitney, I don't really know what to say here," he said, finding his voice again. "I do like you, but I--"
"You think I'm hot, don't you?"
"Well, I mean yeah you're really pretty, but -"
"And you'd like to tap this ass, wouldn't you?"
He fiddled with his mug, avoiding her playful expression. "Uh, I mean, yeah?"
"Is that a question?"
"I want to t-tap that ass." The words would form as the reality of his situation settled in. He'd been fantasizing about his sexy coworker all summer, but he never actually believed he had a real shot with her, yet here she was, practically throwing herself at him. All Henry had to do was agree to a rimjob and he could sleep with probably the sexiest girl he'd ever known.
Whitney nodded patiently like he was only just arriving at a forgone conclusion. "Now, isn't that a surprise? I can't really blame you. I know what I got."
"You really want to eat my butt?" Henry wondered aloud.
She squinted in slight irritation. "How many times are you gonna make me repeat myself?"
"It's just that this is all so sudden."
"You think too much." Whitney shook her head, swallowing the rest of her coffee in a single gulp. "Stop thinkin and just go with it. Trust me Henry, you won't regret this."