From the moment I first laid eyes on Nagla Barakzhai, I knew that the young Afghan woman was definitely trouble. With some women, you can just tell, I swear. Clad in a modest hijab over a bright yellow vest, symbol of the customer service management team at Walmart, and tight black Yoga pants that showed off her thick thighs and big round ass, she managed to look both hot and pious. I wasn't sure such a thing were possible, but to be honest, that intrigued me even more. What can I say? I really like a good mystery...
That's why I went after Nagla Barakzhai like a heat-seeking missile. When the security company for which I work sent me to this ghetto-style Walmart in a sketchy part of Ottawa to work as a doorman, I absolutely hated it. At least that's how I felt at first. I live in the West end of Ottawa, in a nice neighborhood that's quiet, peaceful and safe. Why does the security company keep sending my ass to work in the ghetto? It's because I, Ismail Baabur, am a nice Muslim brother from Somalia who really needs to learn how to say no.
Working security at the door, I got yelled at, threatened and insulted on a daily basis by clients who didn't want to show me their receipts. A lot of these nice white Canadians have a problem with seeing a big and tall young black man in a position of authority. The City of Ottawa, Ontario, considers itself a diverse, multicultural and tolerant place but believe me, this place is super racist. They're just passive-aggressive about it, that's all.
Anyhow, where was I? Oh, yes. I was telling you nice folks about how I met and seduced the lovely Afghan Muslim lady known as Nagla Barakzhai. Well, I've always had a thing for Hijab-wearing girls with big butts and I didn't care what country they're from. A lot of Arabs, South Asians and North Africans have a problem when they see a Muslim sister from their respective homelands walking around with a black Muslim man. They're bigoted and insecure. I'm not going to let their bullshit stop me from going after who and what I want...
"Go take your break, Ismail, and if you take more than your allotted thirty minutes, I'm coming into Thai Express and I'll drag your ass back to Walmart," Nagla Barakzhai said to me one fateful afternoon, as I got ready for my lunch break. I looked at the tall, big-bottomed Afghan Hijabi and smiled, then licked my lips as suggestively as I could. A lot of brothers get scared when a woman gets bossy with them. Me? When a woman gives me an attitude without reason, I think she wants the D. And I'm always ready to give it to her...
"Whoa, boss lady, you're on fire today, don't spank me, Nagla, I'll be back on time," I said, smiling at her Nagla's lovely brown eyes flitted across my six-foot-two, 250-pound frame. I'm a big and tall, dark-skinned brother who carries himself like a king. In this town full of bigoted white dudes and others who seem to hate minority males, a brother has to stay strong. Ottawa is definitely no place for the weak, ladies and gentlemen. These passive-aggressive bigoted bozos will eat you alive, but only if you let them...
"Whatever, have fun, handsome, let that cute ass get some rest," Nagla said to me, and I smiled and nodded, then exited the store. Now, ladies and gentlemen, I don't know about you but I think Nagla is feeling me. I'd been working security at the store since the Christmas season and observed Nagla for quite some time. Miss Afghanistan keeps to herself and doesn't seem to mingle with the other Walmart employees at all. I think this gorgeous Hijabi is somewhat lonely. If so, I'm definitely what the doctor ordered.
"Boss lady, I'm applying for a second job, can I get your contact information in case I need a reference?" I asked Nagla, as soon as I came back. She looked at me slyly and smiled, and then took out her cell phone. I kept a straight face as I punched her cell phone number into my Alcatel phone, and then I thanked her and wished her a good day. Three days later, we went out for a movie, and then went bowling. Afterwards, Nagla took me home to, ahem, introduce me to Afghan delicacies. It turned out to be a dish I couldn't get enough of...