From the moment I first laid eyes on Nagla Barakzhai, I knew that the young Afghan woman was definitely trouble. With some women, you can just tell, I swear. Clad in a modest hijab over a bright yellow vest, symbol of the customer service management team at Walmart, and tight black Yoga pants that showed off her thick thighs and big round ass, she managed to look both hot and pious. I wasn't sure such a thing were possible, but to be honest, that intrigued me even more. What can I say? I really like a good mystery...
That's why I went after Nagla Barakzhai like a heat-seeking missile. When the security company for which I work sent me to this ghetto-style Walmart in a sketchy part of Ottawa to work as a doorman, I absolutely hated it. At least that's how I felt at first. I live in the West end of Ottawa, in a nice neighborhood that's quiet, peaceful and safe. Why does the security company keep sending my ass to work in the ghetto? It's because I, Ismail Baabur, am a nice Muslim brother from Somalia who really needs to learn how to say no.
Working security at the door, I got yelled at, threatened and insulted on a daily basis by clients who didn't want to show me their receipts. A lot of these nice white Canadians have a problem with seeing a big and tall young black man in a position of authority. The City of Ottawa, Ontario, considers itself a diverse, multicultural and tolerant place but believe me, this place is super racist. They're just passive-aggressive about it, that's all.
Anyhow, where was I? Oh, yes. I was telling you nice folks about how I met and seduced the lovely Afghan Muslim lady known as Nagla Barakzhai. Well, I've always had a thing for Hijab-wearing girls with big butts and I didn't care what country they're from. A lot of Arabs, South Asians and North Africans have a problem when they see a Muslim sister from their respective homelands walking around with a black Muslim man. They're bigoted and insecure. I'm not going to let their bullshit stop me from going after who and what I want...
"Go take your break, Ismail, and if you take more than your allotted thirty minutes, I'm coming into Thai Express and I'll drag your ass back to Walmart," Nagla Barakzhai said to me one fateful afternoon, as I got ready for my lunch break. I looked at the tall, big-bottomed Afghan Hijabi and smiled, then licked my lips as suggestively as I could. A lot of brothers get scared when a woman gets bossy with them. Me? When a woman gives me an attitude without reason, I think she wants the D. And I'm always ready to give it to her...