I have a habit, for jokes, to introduce Stuart to my new friends as my twin brother. Actually, he is my baby half-brother. I am black and he's half-yellow. I feel that I have always lived in his shadow. Why? I am 6'10" + 10", if you know what I mean, and my little bro is only 6'8" + 8", if you know what I mean. But he claims, and rightfully so, that in addition to his 8 inches he has some tenths and even hundredths of an inch. Supposedly this is what makes the whole difference. He had thousands of women, while I had only hundreds. I don't complain, I had plenty, and it got me into trouble on occasions. And so it goes.
Even in my own story Stuart got introduced first. OK, my name is Obcy, which in my native African land means "the one with the huge phallus and balls". Even as a child when I watched my ma, and especially her pert butt, I'd get erection, and my ma would smile warmly. I didn't know what was going on with me, while she would be happy that I follow our family's tradition. My father died all too soon. He was a remarkable man. And so was my ma, It didn't take her too long to marry another wonderful man, this time a yellow one. My ma had great courage and was rewarded with Stuart. Since then Stuart became her favorite, I think. I love Stuart dearly too. When we moved to Hong Kong I was saving Stuart's ass on the streets all the time until Stuart was about 12. By this time he got so good that he was taking care of himself more than adequately. You don't want to fight me. I am incredibly fast, not to mention my strength and size. And, can you believe it, Stuart is still faster. Nobody else, just Stuart. And so it goes.
I have an easy time to study most any subject. I was bred for generations to be outstanding. However, I was taking things easy, studying all kind of topics, going to school mainly to meet people and women. Finally I got my degree in Computer Science, I became a software engineer, and I contribute my share to support my family, especially my small boy with huge phallus and balls. I make excellent money. To be fair, my wife makes at least as much. She's a psychiatrist, a damn good one. But that's another story. Let me add that I still like to take all kind of advanced university courses. My wife understands my needs, including the intellectual needs. As good as I was academically, Stuart was ahead of me. He finished the Police School, then the Law School at an impossibly fast pace. And he makes so much money as an investigator and lawyer that it is simply sinful. And so it goes.
No more about Stuart. This is my story, damn it!
I met my best friend, MC, at the university, when we were fellow students, taking several courses together. He was a tiny, puffy, Italian kid. There was something special about him, though, certain coldness. Later he met a non-Italian girl, Carol, and she was hot!!! Soon things got wild. MC's father was shot, his older brother was shot, another MC's brother was a wimp, and MC became the boss of the strongest gangster family in the whole country. Until then MC was not involved in his family business. The first months were in turmoil. I even saved MC's life a couple of times. That was just for the friendship's sake. I've promised Stuart not to do any illegal activities. That would be against my ancestors' holy tradition in the first place. Thus MC understood when I have refused to accept any position in his organization. He's a smart cookie.