I was out shopping at the Saint Laurent Mall in the East end the other day and spotted a fine-looking Latin chick with a big ass walking by. Instantly she caught my attention, and I went over to holler. When you've recently been dumped by a female you gave your heart to, you can either sulk and bitch about it or you can be a man and move on. I chose to do the latter. My name is Jean-Renaud Delvar and I'm a six-foot-one, athletically built young Black man of Haitian descent living in the City of Ottawa, Ontario. I study business administration at Carleton University and work as a security guard at a mall in the West end. There are my summertime adventures, if you will.
I finally stopped with the booty gawking and approached this fine Latin chick and was not disappointed. A lot of females look good from the back but they got an ugly face or some other imperfection that mars a perfect tableau. I really liked what I saw, man. She was tall, easily five-foot-ten, with long Black hair, light bronze skin and pale brown eyes. Nice big tits, curvy body and killer legs. And she was wearing a short Black skirt with a University of Waterloo T-shirt. I smiled and asked her if I knew her from somewhere. Kind of weak, I know, but I needed an opening line, alright?
The first words a man says to an attractive woman he doesn't know are usually awkward. Females have come to expect that shit. I flashed her my pearly Whites and waited for her answer. She looked me up and down and saw the Ravens logo on my T-shirt. Carleton man, eh? said the sexy stranger, licking her lips. I nodded, and smiled. We're going to beat your new football team this fall, she said with a grin. Soccer's my sport, I'm not into football or that hockey shit but I had to stick up for my school. We'll see about that, I said cockily.
Miss Waterloo held out a well-manicured hand and introduced herself. I'm Beatrice, she said. I shook her hand, and we started talking. I learned that she was new in town, having grown up in Waterloo. Judging by her skin tone, I could tell she was mixed. So I asked her about it. My father's Irish and my mother is Peruvian, Beatrice said proudly. Interesting mix, I said with a wink. Beatrice smiled and nodded. I was fast running out of shit to say when she asked me if I wanted to sit together. We were at the food court after all. Beatrice and I grabbed a seat near the escalators and then went to the Manchu Wok place for some grub. I got myself some rice with potatoes and some pork, and Beatrice got herself a combo plate of rice and fish. Like the gentleman I am, I let her pay for her food but told her the drinks were on me. Thank you kindly, Beatrice said with a grin. I must admit she had a really nice smile.