"Well do you need a ride somewhere?"
"Yeah Leon, as a matter of fact I need some paper and pens. I have a 500 word essay to write."
"That's what I thought he said. An essay?"
"An essay. I'll explain on the way there."
Just then Johansson came out of his room. Smiled at Joe and Leon and said.
"Trouble in paradise Farkas?"
"Why don't you go piss up a rope Johansson."
"That's Specialist Johansson to you private."
"Typical asshole response. Not that it's any of your business but, yes we had an argument and we're cooling our jets dude. Nothing more, nothing less. Now go away, slapnuts."
"Some day Farkas you'll be saluting me. I'm gonna get my commission after college. Then we'll see who's the slapnuts."
"Johansson, I wouldn't salute you on a bet. Let's get outta here before the shit gets too deep Sarge."
Leon gave a chuckle and patted Johansson on the back as he headed for the stairwell.
"Right behind you Farkas."
Joe felt a lot better as he walked up to Leons car. There sat Ruby and Lenore. At least he knew the day wouldn't be a total bust. He liked Lenores sense of humor. And Ruby had always been as good a friend as Leon.
"Morning ladies!"
Lenore was the first to respond.
"Good morning handsome!"
That not only made Joe feel good but it made him smile as well.
"And how are you doin' Ruby?"
"I'm great! But honestly, I think we would all like to know just what the hell did you do last night?"
Leon closed his car door and interjected.
"Before he explains anything. For the record, him and Pam had an argument, and that's it, period. Nothing else happened. Okay?"
Both women agreed and they all headed toward the PX. Along the way Joe relayed the events of the night before to Lenore and Ruby. Lenore especially, listened to every word, taking it all in. He was feeling more at ease around Lenore, she was easy to talk to and even easier on the eyes. Once the story was told and Leon had parked they all climbed out of the car.
"Let's meet back here in about an hour. Me and Ruby are going to the commissary."
Ruby started to protest but Leon grabbed her hand.
"C'mon Ruby. What can they possibly do in the PX?"
Leon taking charge like always.
"Let's go Joe."
Without thinking Joe turned and walked with Lenore toward the PX.
"So what are you getting Lenore?"
"Nothing really. I just need to check my schedule."
"Schedule?"
"Yeah goof. I work here."
"I really didn't know that. You holdin' back on me? What else should I know about you?"
"Well, if you try to steal anything I'm authorized to kick your ass."
"That'll be the the day!"
"What, catching you stealing something or kicking your butt?"
"Hah! Both!"
"Ok Mr. Studley. We'll see one day, maybe."
"My mom broke me from being a thief years ago. My cousin and I used to take stuff from the Woolco all the time. One day she saw this eagle necklace I was wearing and asked where I got it from. I'm such a horrible liar that I just came right out with it. She drove me back to the store, asked to see a manager, and made me give it back right in the middle of the store. I was so embarrassed I was cryin'. Never stole another thing since. As for the ass whoopin', uh huh, whatever."
"You do know there's a gym right down the street, right?"
"Oh I know, Ms. Cocky! Unfortunately, I'm taken and besides, I have an essay to write before Monday morning."
I'm taken, those two words felt like a punch in the gut to Lenore. Especially after seeing and hearing about Pam and how she basically treated him. She put his clothes outside to be picked up for cryin' out loud! But she remained silent about it.
"Yeah about that. If you want some help I'd be more than happy to give you a hand."
"Ah, let me guess. Straight A's in high school English?"
"And in college, smartass."
"College? Where'd you go?"
"UCLA. Softball scholarship. Well, until I blew out my knee. But I'm being serious. You want me to help or no?"
"Actually I'd appreciate it more than you know. I hated English in high school. Did excellent in everything else and never went to college, so yes. I'd like that Lenore."
The way he said her name made her giddy for some reason. She already knew why she was more excited than she should be. But her name spoken from his mouth was something else entirely. And she like it, a lot!
"What's so funny?"
"Huh? Nothing, why?"
"Because you were giggling. What, my high school education? Sorry I didn't go to college, I mean hell..."