NOTE: This fantasy, an exponential exaggeration of a true story from my youth, has dominated my thoughts ever since I came in contact with LeasaJ, the sexiest woman on earth.
“Curse that damned phone. Who the fuck would be calling me at midnight? I need my rest. People don’t care that I have a business to run every morning.”
I still was grumbling to myself when I picked up the receiver.
“Hello,” I growled, cranky that I had been wakened from my slumber.
“Sorry to wake you, Mr. McCallister,” said the girlish voice on the other end.
“Leasa?!”
“Dammit,” I thought to myself.
“My parents are away for a couple of days. He’s working. She’s at my Aunt Liz’s,” Leasa said in a rush.
We both were silent. We both knew what was next.
“Can I come over?” she said. It was more like a plea.
“Look Leasa, stop calling me like I’m your boyfriend or something. I’m not. I fucked you. It never should have happened. But it did, and it’s over now,” I said.
As I spoke, I stood in my boxers facing my full-length mirror across from my empty bed scratching the top of my head. I was proud of the physique in my reflection, hardly any paunch and lots of muscle. If it wasn’t for the gray hair, my out-of-date Jheri curl might have looked good, too.
I had to remember to get the barbershop Saturday to get it shorn. Getting rid of this horny teen might be a more difficult task.
I was thinking that she wasn’t that bad a kid. These days, 1988, society might even be a bit tolerant of a 44-year-old man boinking a girl a month older than my 18-year-old son. I didn’t like the appearance though, a black, middle-aged divorcee from the ‘hood preying on a girl from the other end of the rainbow, the place where the gold is kept.
I thought I heard a sniffle on her end of the line. Maybe I could let her down gently.
“Leasa, stop crying now. It won’t get you anywhere,” I said sternly. “I know I took advantage of you, but you’ve got to get over it, girl,” I added matter-of-factly, trying to sound parental. It was asinine to think I could now be authoritative with a teen-aged taboo temptress I had met only after fucking her in a crowded stadium just a week earlier.
I should’ve known better. I knew she would be addicted to my big, fat dick.
“Please Mr. McCallister. I won’t stay. I just need someone to talk to,” she persisted. “Please?”
“Leasa, you’ve got to stop calling me. I’m older than your father, you know,” I said. I didn’t convince myself. I knew I wasn’t dissuading her.
“I told you I’d let you know if and when I’d wanna fuck you again,” I said, trying to sound indignant. If only my 9 ½-inch dick didn’t so easily get hard all the time.
I first saw her when I went to see my son play his last high school football game. He was quite a player on a championship bound squad, a lot like his old man was more than 25 years earlier. The community came out in droves to see the Trojans play, then and now.
Like last week, when the rich little white kids from Central came in for the season finale.
There I was, wearing a light trench coat to ward off the predicted Seattle rain that never came on this warm afternoon, and bored to death because the Trojans already were up by four touchdowns and it wasn’t even halftime.
I was distracted by my surroundings, and I found myself ogling Central’s young cheerleaders with their hard bodies and skimpy outfits. I was immune to any guilt as long as I kept my thoughts to myself, as long as my pants didn’t start to swell.
When I first saw her, she was doing cartwheels along the sideline. Her slender, athletic frame was counterbalanced by a disproportionately large set of tits squeezed into her midriff top. Among her team, hers were the only excited nipples that were apparent. Except for the long, thickly braided blonde truss down her back, Leasa looked like a woman among girls, like so many other MTV video diva wanna-bees that year.
She ended her tumbles with a split that left her tiny skirt flipped above her butt, exposing the bright white cheer pants that had bunched near her crack. It left one side of her small but plump ass exposed to the throng of more than 10,000 who had come to the game.
Leasa’s kind didn’t make it to this side of town too often.
I was so involved in my thoughts that I’d forgotten about my routine at these events. Usually I would have headed for the refreshment stand by now, before the halftime horn, to beat the rush. As I looked around, hundreds of people already were headed for the restrooms and food at the four undermanned stations near the corners of the field.
The intermission came just in time to keep me from getting a hard one where I stood. I made my ritualistic migration toward the concession stand like the rest of the sheep.
I could see as I approached that the hungry pack already was informally arranged in six or seven lines, jammed about 10 deep, elbow-to-hip, trying to get served by about three clerks. Experience told me that the wait would be about 20 minutes. I was accustomed to that. It was worth it for the best burgers sold at any high school stadium in the region.
I hardly paid any attention to the two gabby cheerleaders who converged on the spot I had chosen. Though I got there an instant before them, the taller of the two, focused on her conversation with her friend, roughly brushed into me with her proud breasts leading the way.
I politely gave way and was smiling down at them as the taller girl’s scowling face glared up at me. Her eyes were burning with anger. Her cheeks were flushed, her teeth clenched like a grill.
“Watch what you’re doing, mister,” she snapped. She slung her head around, her ponytail whipping my chest.
She didn’t acknowledge that I already was stepping aside as I said, “You two go ahead.”
Her friend blinked and smiled, and she turned back to the taller sassy one’s story, something about their upcoming graduations and college plans.
I was no longer thinking about her rude reaction as a sudden rush of late comers crunched us all even closer together. Just below my nose was the top of the now familiar blonde head. That meant she was about 5-foot-7. It was closed quarters and she instinctively jabbed me with an elbow in a futile attempt to relieve the pressure from behind.