If you’re a White Man and have never had a Black Woman, You really don’t know what you’re missing. There is nothing like it, I’m not sure if it’s the TABOO surrounding it, especially being from the South, or just that the Black Women really are something different. My Dad told me when I was 12 years old,
“Your not a Man until you fuck a Black Girl!”
Then for the rest of my life told,
“Stay away from those Niggers!”
Uh, make up my mind. You can’t have it both ways, unless you are rich enough to get away with things I guess, and I’m not.
I was working in a Delivery Service and meeting the people was the best part of my job. I would say I’m a people person, loving to make a joke to pass the time with my Clients and hopefully I made someone’s day by doing it! My route had a variety of people on it, some very nice, some assholes, but a different job for sure. I made some good friends on my route in the 4 years I had it. I had some heavy load days but Thursdays were extremely light days, I could be done by lunch if I hurried.
At my last stop on Thursdays, there was a really sweet black lady named Theresa, She is hilarious, always keeping me in stitches with her good humor. She is 48 I’m 26. I always kid her in front of everyone in her office telling her,
“If I was 10 years younger and you were 10 years older, and we weren’t both married Id ask you to marry me!”
“I’m not married!” she would say back to me, everyone there at the office having a good laugh, while I did my job.
Theresa is a little overweight but is really a sexy woman if you know her. In a perfect world, where the Models body is the only thing to go by, then she would have to lose about 50 pounds, but with her winning smile and personality, she is a doll!
The Christmas season was here and it was cold as I ran inside her office,
“Merry Christmas!”
I said to an empty office. Looking around I only saw Theresa there.
“Where is everyone?”
She looked up “Home, I sent them home, since it’s Christmas Eve and nothing going on!”
“I always said you’re a sweetie, no matter WHAT everyone else here say’s about you!” with a wink.
She smiled her Award Winning smile, but had a sad look in her eyes.
“What’s the matter Theresa? You look kind of sad there.”
She looked up at me.
“I really have gotten to where I hate this holiday, my husband left me 4 years ago, 3 day’s before Christmas and it’s not really one of my happier memories.”
Since this was my last stop of the day, I asked her to go get some coffee of lunch with me, to try to cheer her up. Her eyes brightened up.
“Great, let’s go, I could use some!” she happily replied and getting her coat we left.
“Can we take your car since I’m in my work truck?”
She led me to her new Mustang,
“Sweet!” I told her, “I always figured a sexy lady like you would drive a sexy car.”
Her laugh was infectious, as she drove out of the parking lot leaving a good bit of her tires behind us as she did. I snugged up my seat belt, her smiling as I did.
We stopped at a little diner a few blocks away,
“Lunch or just something to drink?” I asked.
“Just a drink.” She answered.
So I ordered two coffees from the waitress.
“Cream and sugar?” the waitress asked.
“Black, please, like my woman.” I winked at Theresa “Hot and Black!”
She laughed again, I really love her laugh. We talked about what was going on in her business and that it was doing well, about me, my job and life etc… just having a great time. As we talked, some rednecks came in and made some smart-ass comments about whites and blacks, so I scooted around the booth close to Theresa and put my arm around her, just to piss them off. It worked.
“I hope you don’t get into a fight or something about this.”
“Most of those rednecks don’t have the balls to fight a man that believe in something Theresa.”
I was right, they ate in relative silence, while we chatted like lovebirds, I would lean over and whisper in her ear then we would laugh. It was hilarious watching those rednecks looking at us all pissed off mumbling snide remarks to each other trying to be a MAN, Bah, their wives had their balls I know.
We finished up our coffee, I paid, kissed her on the cheek and put my arm around her as we walked out. We died laughing when we got in her car to go back to her office.
“You are ONE Crazy white boy!”
I smirked and asked, “Who told you? I’ll whup em, but good!”
As we entered her office she told me how nice it was to have the coffee with me and that it was really sweet of me, then gave me a tight hug and a kiss on the cheek. As she hugged me I couldn’t help but feel her hard nipples poking me. It aroused me to say the least, and in my uniform it didn’t hide a lot since the pants were tight western cut style.
I blushed as I felt myself getting hard so quick and from just a hug. She had to know I was hard, I saw her look! I had nothing better to do so but go back to the shop so I stayed and we talked about her Ex-husband, and how she hadn’t dated but a few times, most of them real jerks she said. They all just want ONE thing, I had to take their side I told her. She looked puzzled asking me why. I looked at her breasts and told her