Darren was a brotha on a mission. It was Friday night and the club lights were coming up and it was time to take someone home and this white chick he'd been talking to didn't even put up the pretense of playing hard to get. Darren had more than Jungle Fever; he had Sub-Saharan Tropical Rain Forest Malaria and slutty white girls were his penicillin. The object of his affection smelled of beer, cigarettes, and hair spray. Her drug-store eyeliner was smudged and all that was left of her lipstick was a barely detectable line of equally cheap, pink lip-liner framing her thin lips. The rest of her lipstick was adorning the six or seven bottles of beer she'd consumed. Her name was Jeannie . . . Janey . . . Jenny, something like that, but her name really didn't matter to him. She was so wasted, he could have called her Matilda and she probably wouldn't have noticed. She grabbed her purse and air kissed the girlfriends she had gotten a ride with goodbye and trailed behind Darren, stumbling and teetering on her cheap heels, completely comfortable leaving with a total stranger she'd only met an hour ago.
Darren held her arm, making sure she wouldn't fall and bust her ass. When they got outside to his truck, he had to hold her blonde hair back from her face as she blew big chunks in the parking lot. Better projectile vomit there than in his vehicle. Behind the tinted windows and feeling better having relieved herself of some of that alcohol, she started chatting away. "Turn on the radio. Ohhhh, 50cent, I LOVVVE him. He's so gangsta. You know what I mean? Keeping it real. From the streets. Word. Me and my girlfriends would love to just hang out with him and his homies, ya know?" She turned up the radio as loud as it would go and leaned out the window like she was a Crip in South Central. Never mind the fact that the closest she'd ever been to any hood was getting lost in Hartford once and driving into an area where she felt like she had to lock her doors. "And his wife Beyonce is so pretty right? She's got a real badunkkadunk. She's got some junk in the trunk, you know what I'm saying? Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. Black women have the best asses. I wish I had a big ole booty like black women."
Darren was concentrating on the drive home. He contemplated telling her that Beyonce was married to Jay-Z, not 50cent, but what was more important to address was the fact that she had struck a nerve with him and he had to set her straight. "I don't like those big, jungle butts. Fuckin' black chicks wit their Ubangie butts 'n shit, n' big lips n' shit. Fuck dat. Gorilla lookin' bitches . . ." He was hardly finished detailing what he considered the many repulsive features of Black women but Jenny passed out somewhere in the middle of his diatribe.
She woke up and continued on with her conversation like she hadn't missed a beat. "What do you do? I go to school at Stamford. I'm studying to be a whatchamacallit, a anthropologist, they study people, you know what I'm saying? I really want to be a interior designer or a makeup artist but my parents made me take anthropologism. It totally sucks. What do you do? Are you a drug dealer? You look like this guy I fucked once who was a drug dealer. He had some awesome X, dude. God, his cock was huge. Black guys are really packing. I only fuck black guys, you know what I'm saying? You know what they say, 'Once you go black you never go back.' Black guys are the bomb in bed. Man, I swear if my dad ever found out that I was fucking niggers . . . oops, sorry, I mean niggazz, you now what I'm saying, he would kill me." Jenny's penchant for talking without caring if the other person contributed or not, heightened by her inebriation, didn't seem to bother Darren one teeny, tiny, little bit. He wasn't even particularly disturbed by the fact that her "hood" vernacular came directly from MTV or that she had stereotyped him as a degenerate. He thought she was hot and that was all he cared about.
They arrived at Darren's apartment in no time at all. It was a fairly decent complex with a pretty diverse group of residents, not too extravagant, certainly not the ghetto. They pulled into the parking lot in front of his building and Jenny couldn't wait to get things started. The second Darren turned off the engine, she dove for his cock. She didn't mind the taste of another woman's pussy on his dick, or at least she didn't say that she did, because Darren had fucked some random bitch in the bathroom at the club for a hot minute. It had been just long enough to get his dick wet but not enough to cum, so he was ready for some head and then some hot pussy. Jenny didn't disappoint. She sucked his cock like a porn star, gagging on it and deep throating it, spitting on it and begging to get her face fucked, all while still in the front seat of his car.
It was time for them to get more comfortable so he pushed her away, with some difficulty mind you, she was really intent on giving him head, and zipped up. True to the nature of most drunken white girls, Jenny felt the need to flash her tits to the world in the cool night air. Some old white dude had paid good money for her brand new 38DD's in exchange for the opportunity to eat her pussy any time he called and she was damn proud to show them off whenever the mood hit her. "Yeah, you like my hot, fucking tits, Derrick? Woo Hoo!" If she'd been on the beach in Daytona during Spring Break, it might have been appropriate. At 2:30 in the morning in a residential apartment complex in Connecticut, it was rude and inconsiderate. And apparently, knowing his name wasn't a priority to her either.
The lights in the first floor apartment came on with all the commotion and Darren quickly grabbed Jenny by the arm and quickly pulled her towards the stairs to his second-story walk up. His downstairs neighbor was used to being awakened by Darren and his endless string of trampy white women in the middle of the night.
"Quiet down," he said, "that fucking bitch who lives downstairs from me is always giving me dirty looks. She's just fucking jealous I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole."
"YEAH, FUCKING JEALOUS CUNT BITCH!" Jenny yelled into the night towards the complete stranger's apartment. "I'm going to get this big, fucking, black cock and you won't get any, you ugly whore."