Well I suppose I better introduce myself, my name is Jonah Marx - o.k. I've heard all the jokes, just call me Harpo - I'm on the wrong side of forty - just- 6'4", above average looks - so the girls tell me- good physical shape, Im a black belt in Wu-Chi and work out regularly at the local gym and I'm a Private Investigator. I've been in the business for the last 15 years and believe me have I got some stories to tell, and that's what brings me here today, Dutchy , that's my secretary- sorry, Personal Assistant- is making me write down some of my more, shall we say colorful tales, and she mentioned this one the other night while we were having a post coital cigarette. Dutchy and I have an understanding, if we're horny then we fuck, simple as that no ties, no hang up's, just good plain horizontal dancing and believe me she can certainly rumba, but I digress, this is a case of mine from a couple of years ago which I like to call the Black Bombshell, so here goes hope you enjoy.
I had received a phone call early Monday morning from John Stone, C.E.O of Quantum Dynamics ,a go ahead software company , and he was keen to see me about a problem he was having with unauthorised internet access within his company, he was worried about industrial espionage as his company was working on some big contracts for the Defense Department, so I made an appointment with him for later that day. Although I am no spring chicken I did keep current and five years ago I realised that computers and the emergence of the internet was going to bring a lot of business my way so I hit the books and the local college to soak up as much as I could about cyberspace and the associated hardware. As a result of this intense studying I had managed to solve some important cases for some important clients and word had got around and I was now number one on the list for P.I 's in this field.
As I parked my late model Ferrari - just kidding- my late model Taurus in the space reserved for the Vice President of Quantum Dynamics I noticed the presence of what seemed to be an unusually large number of security guards roaming the grounds. I walked up to the reception desk, which was manned- sorry womanned- by one of the most gorgeous creatures I had ever seen, blond,green eyed with a body built for touching. I introduced my self and was immediately shown to the elevator bank and accompanied by this goddess up to Stone's office.
As Claudia Schiffer - kidding - left me in Mr Stone's hands, I couldn't help looking as she walked away, mmmm that ass,like two puppies playing under a blanket. "A vision of loveiness is she not Mr Marx?"
"That she is sir, that she is" I sighed in reply and quickly got my thoughts out of my boxers and back into my larger head.
John Stone looked to be about 50, grey well groomed hair and looked in remarkable shape, and his handshake was good and firm, without being overbearing like a lot of younger men try to do when they first see me - well I'm a big bastard and most guy's think they have to break my hand on introduction to show they are my equal.