This one is based on a virtual friend I made on Facebook. I never met her unfortunately, but this is how I would like to have met her.
There are real-life influences here as well. The chatting up of a girl in a bar and being told she only dates Blacks did happen, as did the fact that I watched her with various Black guys all night with a very painful erection. I've been cheated on by a previous girlfriend by Black guys too (when I was about 17) and her mixed race best girlfriend took great delight in telling me about it.
Anyway, onto the story.
I'd seen Jodie around a few times. I frequented the same club as her on a Friday and Saturday night.
She was gorgeous, young, curvy, shoulder length dark hair, pert tits and an arse to die for.
I never thought I was in with a chance, but that didn't stop me from getting an almighty hard on when she danced.
Now that's the reason why I thought I never stood a chance. Whenever I saw her dance she was always with a black guy - or more often than not more than one.
I'd seen girls like that before, I knew they were generally only interested in black guys, and in my more honest moments I really couldn't blame them.
All the guys at the club seemed to be really fit, washboard abs, and to be honest you could see that most of them were packing 'Lyn fords lunchbox'!
I wouldn't say I was ugly. I wouldn't say I'm under endowed, but these guys were in a different league.
Anyway, one night I got drunk enough to approach Jodie. For once she seemed to be on her own, just standing at the bar drinking. I wandered up to her and as subtly as I could I started sounding her out as to whether she was single or not. She turned to me and looked me up and down. She said, quite bluntly "are you trying to chat me up?" I could feel myself beginning to go red, no-one had ever been quite that blunt, quite that quickly. When I managed to tell her that I was she just said "sorry mate, wrong colour, I only do black guys"
Now I could've tried to give her an argument as to why she should try a white guy for once.
I could have got offensive and racist as I'd seen other guys do in this situation before (though god knows why...)
I didn't do either of those things though. I don't know what got into me, but I said. "yeah, I can understand that, but a white guy's gotta try huh?"
Well at least I raised a smile! She told me that was probably the best comeback she'd ever heard, and it must have done the trick because we got chatting.