This one is based on a virtual friend I made on Facebook. I never met her unfortunately, but this is how I would like to have met her.
There are real-life influences here as well. The chatting up of a girl in a bar and being told she only dates Blacks did happen, as did the fact that I watched her with various Black guys all night with a very painful erection. I've been cheated on by a previous girlfriend by Black guys too (when I was about 17) and her mixed race best girlfriend took great delight in telling me about it.
Anyway, onto the story.
I'd seen Jodie around a few times. I frequented the same club as her on a Friday and Saturday night.
She was gorgeous, young, curvy, shoulder length dark hair, pert tits and an arse to die for.
I never thought I was in with a chance, but that didn't stop me from getting an almighty hard on when she danced.
Now that's the reason why I thought I never stood a chance. Whenever I saw her dance she was always with a black guy - or more often than not more than one.
I'd seen girls like that before, I knew they were generally only interested in black guys, and in my more honest moments I really couldn't blame them.
All the guys at the club seemed to be really fit, washboard abs, and to be honest you could see that most of them were packing 'Lyn fords lunchbox'!
I wouldn't say I was ugly. I wouldn't say I'm under endowed, but these guys were in a different league.
Anyway, one night I got drunk enough to approach Jodie. For once she seemed to be on her own, just standing at the bar drinking. I wandered up to her and as subtly as I could I started sounding her out as to whether she was single or not. She turned to me and looked me up and down. She said, quite bluntly "are you trying to chat me up?" I could feel myself beginning to go red, no-one had ever been quite that blunt, quite that quickly. When I managed to tell her that I was she just said "sorry mate, wrong colour, I only do black guys"
Now I could've tried to give her an argument as to why she should try a white guy for once.
I could have got offensive and racist as I'd seen other guys do in this situation before (though god knows why...)
I didn't do either of those things though. I don't know what got into me, but I said. "yeah, I can understand that, but a white guy's gotta try huh?"
Well at least I raised a smile! She told me that was probably the best comeback she'd ever heard, and it must have done the trick because we got chatting.
I found out that her name was Jodie, she lived quite locally, and most importantly, she's never been out with a white guy. Not even once.
She was single, her last guy had dumped her a couple of days ago, so although she was feeling a bit down about that, she was now determined to enjoy being single and, in her own words, "have a bit of fun with all those gorgeous black guys out there". She eventually started asking me about myself. I told her I was single, in my 30's and living on my own. She asked me if I'd ever 'gone black'. As it happens I have. I've had a couple of black girlfriends, and they were amazing people. I always struggle to chat up black girls somehow though. I find them slightly intimidating. Don't get me wrong, I think that's a good thing, that's one of the things I love about them. In fact I love any woman that has the ability to make me feel a little intimidated or nervous, it just happens that I find that far more often in black girls than in white.
Jodie had a very strange expression on her face when I told her that, kind of intrigued, amused, and interested all at once. She then asked me how I felt about her only dating black guys after my experience with black girls. I told once again that I completely understood. That if the guys gave her the same feeling as the girls did to me, I knew exactly how she felt. I also told her that I'd seen the guys she was dancing with previously, and I could see how hot they were.
At the time I had no idea why, but she asked me for my number. I gave it to her and waited for her to give me hers. When she didn't I asked why. She told me that she'd give me a call if and when the urge took
her, but she wasn't going to have me calling her. I was just about to get flirty and ask "
What kind of urge?" When she saw some guys she knew over my shoulder. She waved to them and said "See ya" to me with that cruel look on her face that girls have when they blow you out.
Well the night was a blow out. I watched Jodie dance with one guy after another, all black and all well built. She was really going to town on them, either dancing face to face and rubbing herself up against them, or bending over and rubbing her tight little arse against their packages.
Shortly before the club closed, I was standing at the bar on my own, drowning my sorrows because I'd failed to pull on yet another Saturday night when Jodie walked past. A black guy on each arm. As she passed by she winked at me, blew me a kiss and giggled. Then she was gone.