July 18, 2025
"We interrupt this broadcast for a Special Report from ABS News."
The loud trumpet sound associated with the alert was disturbing, but perhaps not as disturbing as the report that followed.
"Good evening. I'm John Harrington of ABS News. The White House is denying the authenticity of a surveillance tape that has been sent to the New York Times, the Washington Post, ABS News and other major American media outlets. The surveillance tape appears to have been taken from the Lincoln Bedroom in the White House, and appears to show President Mark Robinson in what can only be described as an intensely intimate encounter with First Lady Kylie Maree Connolly-Robinson and Emma O'Donovan, the Editor-in-Chief of Fleet Magazine. Ms. O'Donovan visited the White House over the Fourth of July holiday, the visit occurring shortly after the publication of Ms. O'Donovan's exclusive interview with the First Lady, during which the First Lady described in graphic detail her 2018 encounter with the President, then a New York State Assemblyman--an encounter that resulted in the birth of their son Edward.
"The surveillance tape is far too intense to be shown on the broadcast airwaves, though it has already made its way to social media. If the tape is fabricated, there will be tremendous speculation as to just who is behind such a political dirty trick. If the tape is not fabricated, this will constitute the biggest sex scandal to hit the White House in a generation.
"To repeat, the White House is officially denying the authenticity of a surveillance tape that appears to show an intensity intimate three-way encounter involving President Mark Robinson, First Lady Kylie Maree Connolly-Robinson and Emma O'Donovan of Fleet Magazine. We hope to have more on this story tomorrow night on the ABS Nightly News. Until then, this is John Harrington of ABS News. We now return you to our regularly scheduled program, already in progress."
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July 19, 2025
The next morning, Mark's old newspaper nemesis, the New York Gazette, featured on its cover a still image from the surveillance tape, showing a nude Kylie and Emma on their knees in front of Mark as he groaned in erotic delight. "GUESS THIS MOMENT COULDN'T WAIT!" screamed the headline, above the subheading: "Prez was ready for the 3:00 A.M. booty call."
The article by veteran Gazette reporter Carol Marchand spared no detail:
"The White House was rocked yesterday by the leak of a stunning surveillance tape apparently showing a freaky July 4th tryst between President Mark Robinson, First Lady Kylie Maree Connolly-Robinson and Emma O'Donovan of Fleet Magazine, whose provocative recent interview with Connolly-Robinson shocked Washington.
"The lengthy video, the authenticity of which has been challenged by the White House, appears to show Robinson and the two divas from Down Under performing an assortment of sex acts. Robinson appears to pay special attention to O'Donovan during the encounter, pleasing her derriere with both his tongue and his penis at various points.
"A segment of the tape appears to show Robinson being anally penetrated with a strap-on device by O'Donovan, as the First Lady cheers; later, both Sydney natives recline on the bed next to each other as Robinson appears to furiously fondle himself until he ejaculates, with semen splashing onto the faces and breasts of both blonde bombshells."
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July 22, 2025
The press quickly labelled the apparent scandal "Three-gate," and Mark found himself besieged by calls to resign--calls that the President and his advisors desperately tried to ignore, even as numerous technical experts around the world determined that the tape was indeed authentic. Kylie quietly flew to Paddington to stay with Joanna and Edward, refusing to speak to the Australian press, which camped outside of her mother's home every day hoping for a glimpse of the First Lady. Emma, meanwhile, had announced that she would take an indefinite leave of absence from Fleet Magazine; she, too, had grown weary of reporters stalking her to ask about the tape, especially after one reporter from the Associated Press yelled as she exited a coffee shop: "Ms. O'Donovan, the American people want to know: did you peg the President?"
July 28, 2025
The loud, ominous trumpet came through the airwaves again.