Your turn or mine? That's the question on my wife and I have in mind on most of our 'fun' nights. We're both really, really into kinky fun. My name is Adam Saint-Croix. A big and tall young Black man of Haitian descent living in the City of Toronto, Province of Ontario. I moved to Ontario from the City of Boston, Massachusetts, at the end of 2008. It's a place where my six-foot-three, 250-pound, jet-Black self stands out like a sore thumb. Since moving up here I earned a Bachelor's degree in Business Administration from the University of Toronto and started working for the Royal Bank of Canada as an account manager. It's okay money, I guess. Not bad for a twenty-six-year-old Black guy living in a deeply bigoted and lily-White country, wouldn't you say? I aim to do better, though. That's why I'm in the MBA program at York University.
My wife Evelyn Lemieux is truly my better half, folks. A lot of men say that about their wives but this Haitian-American actually means it. Evelyn is the sun and stars to me. Yet we couldn't be more different. I was born in the City of Cap-Haitien, North Haiti, and raised in the City of Boston, Massachusetts. I spent more than half my life in New England. Evelyn Lemieux was born and raised in the City of Montreal, Quebec. Prior to meeting me, she had never even left the Canadian Province of Quebec. This five-foot-eleven, curvy and voluptuous redhead with the sparkling green eyes is a Quebec Separatist through and true. When we met on the last day of November 2008, she had just celebrated her thirtieth birthday. Yeah, there is a difference between our ages, races and backgrounds. Yet we ended up falling in love.
I never thought I would enjoy living in the Confederation of Canada, folks. Partly because the City of Ottawa is the first place I saw in Ontario when I crossed over from New England. Ottawa is a pathetic, dull and boring little town. It's full of government sycophants and other fools. The kind of people I absolutely cannot stand. And they absolutely and positively suck. People in Ottawa have no life. They're deeply xenophobic and afraid of diversity and change. Even the minorities in Ottawa are dull and boring. Living there made me depressed, so I moved to Toronto. Canada's biggest City turned out to be my haven in the Great White North. A beautiful City teeming with a liveliness enriched by its racially diverse population and upbeat lifestyle. The City of Toronto is very different from the town of Ottawa. It's like the difference between dull Black and White and truly living color. Like the difference between night and day. Like walking and flying. Once I saw the City of Toronto, I couldn't even contemplate moving back to boring little Ottawa. As far as I'm concerned, Ottawa can go the way of Atlantis. Let it vanish and be forgotten by all of humanity. It deserves nothing better.
My Evelyn shares my disdain for Ottawa. Had she been fond of Canada's dull capital I probably would have disliked her on sight. People who like boring places are boring people. And in my sincere opinion boring people should be spayed. Like the majority of the population of Ottawa. Anyway, I digress. This story is about my darling Evelyn and I, not the dregs of Ottawa. When we met, she took my breath away. Prior to coming to Canada, I had never dated a White woman. I wasn't really drawn to them. The ones we have in the United States are flat-chested and flat-bottomed. Definitely not my kind of ladies. The White women of Canada, especially those from the Province of Quebec, are quite different. White chicks from Quebec have nice butts, man. I don't know what they're feeding them but they're packing in the booty. It's not rare to walk around Montreal for five minutes and be inundated with White women with big butts. Imagine that!