In Search of Tamar Ch. 5 The fastest woman in Israel has a dark secret
I checked into my hotel in Tel Aviv, determined that, this time, I wouldnât be sidetracked by another one of Tamarâs friends. I was on a mission and I was getting closer to locating my old lover Tamar. Rimona Katz had given me the name and address of Miriam Kessim, one of her
Ulpan
students. If Miriam would just give me a recent address for Tamar, I would be on my way, tout de suite. I took a taxi to Bat Yam, a suburb on the south side of Tel Aviv. Tamar once told me that Tel Aviv was divided socio-economically along the Yarkon River. Anything to the south of the Yarkon was considered working class whereas any Israeli who had it made in the shade lived North of the Yarkon. Bat Yam was about as far south as you could get in Metropolitan Tel Aviv.
My destination was two blocks away from the Mediterranean, according to the address in Rimonaâs neat handwriting. The apartment was on the fourth floor and there wasnât any elevator in the building. The mezuzah on the doorpost was plain metal, painted over several times, not like the ornate mezuzah I had seen on the doorpost of the rich Delilah. A slim, short woman dressed in a white bathrobe, her red hair in curlers, answered the door. I asked:
âDo you speak English?â
âSo, whatâs it to you if I do and whadda ya want?â
At least Miriam could speak English, even if it she was more than slightly bitchy and she had an awful nasal New York accent. That clinched my decision to grab the address and get the hell out of there as quickly as possible. I started to ask, âMy name is Chris and Iâm looking for TamarâŚ.â Miriam forced a smile, grabbed my arm and pulled me into the apartment. She talked non-stop, making it absolutely impossible to get a word in edgewise:
âOh, so the Holy Land Escort Agency sent ya. Hey, ya look not too bad, if ya know what I mean. The Agency didnât tell me a fowaner was coming today. Lemme check my
Pelaphone
(cellular). Aw, shit! The batteries are dead. I gotta put the charger on. OK, letâs get down to business. I hafta get to my night job at the club and I wasnât expecting ya, so letâs make it fast. No rough stuff because I canât have any bruises when I show up for woik. So, drop them pants and letâs get naked. Shy are you? Ok, Iâll get the gaunches off myself. Ooh, thatâs one big putz, mistah, and itâs cut. So, you are Jewish after all. Did the agency tell you about my surcharges for oversize
zain
? Ok, on your back and get ready for the lay.â
I couldnât get a word in edgewise as Miriam led me into a room with two single beds. One bed looked plain, as I imagined Colonel Krotchnikâs bed might be. The second bed was draped in frilly-dillies the way one might imagine a Babylonian hooker would arrange her sleeping quarters. Probably, Miriam had a guy for her roommate. Miriam dropped her bathrobe, revealing a distinct surfeit of body hair. There wasnât one hair on her arms, on her legs, under her armpits or anything resembling bush for that matter. Rimona never said anything about Miriam being a shaver. Conclusion: her night job must be peeling at that âclubâ. Thatâs the only thing that would explain bald beaver.
OK, so I wasnât keeping my promise to leave as fast as I could. Whatâs a guy supposed to do when thereâs a naked woman in front of him and heâs getting one helluva woodie? I decided to stay a few more minutes, just to be friendly. Miriam helped my decision by firmly shoving me on my back on the frilly bed. She stretched one of those horrible Israeli rubbers on my dick. Then Miriam mounted me without much ceremony and started to push down on my dick. She wasnât too well lubricated and she didnât stop yakking for a second.
âOh Shit! Oh Fuck! God Damn, youâre big! Oh man, that feels good now that youâre in. OK now, lets take in a little more. Oh shit, youâre hurting me again. Let me get some more Vaseline in there. Shit, itâs not working. Oh, no, thatâs OK now. Oh JEEEsus youâve got your putz right on my G-spot. Sorry for that. You are Jewish, arenât you? So it donât matter if I say Jesus Christ? Now donât come you momser or Iâll kill you. Keep it up you shmuck. Shit, I never come with a john but youâre one fucking good ride. Fuck me baby. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.â
Miriam kept jumping and pumping, yapping, yapping and especially yapping. She was pounding on my dick so furiously that one of her curlers flew off under the other bed. Thanks to the resilience of Israeli latex. I didnât feel a thing and I didnât come. Finally, Miriam screamed, in badly-faked ecstasy:
âBen Zonah! Iâm coming. Oh you fucking machine. Youâre so fucking good. AAAAAAYYYYYYAAAAAHHHHHHHH!â
Miriam rolled off me and said: âThatâll be three hundred and fifty shekels, cash please. I hope you have an extra fifty shekels for the industrial-sized shlong? That really caused me problems. If you donât mind, could you put the
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