My name is Howard Alabaster but you can call me Whitey. I’m a young Irishman living in the City of Ottawa, Province of Ontario. Anyone looking at me sees a six-foot-two, lean White male with reddish hair and pale green eyes. I’m a lot more than that, friend. Being born into the Alabaster family of provincial Ontario has its privileges. My family owns a lot of land in the Confederation of Canada’s most diverse Province, and our name carries a lot of weight in both Houses of Parliament. I have an MBA from McGill University and presently work as Director of Special Projects for Excelsior Incorporated. Not bad for a twenty-six-year-old frat guy, eh? Anyhow, I got here a story to share with you. You see, I am a man with extreme desires. I am bisexual, and totally into pushing the envelope. I guess that explains my most recent adventure.
I met Jacob and Latoya McLean online, on this multicultural dating website. One that promotes interracial encounters. There are lots of Black guys on it looking for White women and quite a few Black girls looking for White men and Hispanic men. However, I lucked out in that I was able to find a swinging Black couple that was looking for a White male who happens to be bisexual. Well, that’s me in a nutshell. White, male and bisexual. I contacted Jacob and Latoya online, and I charmed them over emails at first then over the phone. Finally, we agreed to meet for dinner inside East Side Mario’s restaurant at the Saint Laurent Mall. I had a blast with these two. Jacob is around five-foot-nine, chubby, with dark brown skin and a shaved head. He kind of reminds me of the Black police dad on that television series Family Matters. As for his wife Latoya, she was mighty fine-looking. Five feet ten inches tall, chubby, with light brown skin, hazel eyes and curly Black hair. Jacob is a regional manager at the Lob Laws Corporation and his wife Latoya is a nurse at Ottawa General Hospital. They do alright for themselves. And they’re into swinging.