*Author's Note: Any and all persons engaging in any sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age.
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Jimmy Bergeron had no reason to ever return to Baylor Lake, to the greater DeGarde area. With his sister Donna gone, he had no reason to ever return to Louisiana at all.
Carmen David, the real estate broker that had sold Donna the two bedroom house did express her sympathies as she and Jimmy did a walk-through of Donna's house.
"Bergeron Jimmy, we keep this couch? It is still very new and it is nice color," Mei Ul Jon asked.
As she had asked in Korean, Carmen looked at Jimmy.
"Yes, Mei Ul Jon; I told you, just tell me what you want and we'll take it," Jimmy said.
"I uh, one of my grandson's black," Carmen offered.
Jimmy looked at her, slightly puzzled. He had no idea why Carmen would offer such an observation.
"Oh, wait, no," Jimmy smiled, realization seeping into his mind. "Mei Ul Jon is not my child; she's my girlfriend."
"Oh," Carmen said and blushed at her own faux pas.
"She is eighteen," Jimmy went on. "You should see her mother; her mother is even smaller."
Jimmy agreed on the price of seventy five thousand dollars then filled out all the forms for Carmen to sell the house without his presence being required.
Then he and Mei Tin Dae loaded everything that either Mei Ul Lon or Mei Ul Jon demanded they take with them.
He almost thought they'd have to get a larger trailer, but Mei Ul Lon showed them gaps that this or that could fit.
Then, with one last look around, Jimmy said good-bye to his sister, to Louisiana.
The large trailer made it difficult to see, but Jimmy was sure that Mei Tin Dae and Mei Ul Lon were right behind them, their minivan towing Donna's brand new Toyota Camry back to Missouri.
Next to him, Mei Ul Jon used her cell phone to study the Missouri Driving test.
"Why you do that?" she demanded when Jimmy put on a blinker.
"Need to pee; pulling into the rest stop up here," Jimmy said.
"But why you do that?" Mei Ul Jon asked.
"I am signaling to everyone behind me, or that might pull out in front of us, that I am turning, and I am turning to the right," Jimmy patiently explained.
"Oh," Mei Ul Jon mused. "Why you not just pull over?"
"It's the law, Sugar-pie," Jimmy patiently explained.
He parked, leaned over and kissed her, then got out.
"And don't call me Sugar-pie; that's so silly," Mei Ul Jon said as she wiggled out of his open door.
"Good thing," Mei Tin Dae agreed as he too got out of his van. "One more minute with this horrible woman with no break? I lose my mind."
"What? What he saying?" Mei Ul Lon demanded; Mei Tin Dae had said this in English.
"He is not happy having to drive so far," Jimmy suggested and Mei Ul Lon gave him a sharp look.
"You are not telling true," she accused and both Jimmy and Mei Tin Dae just smiled.
Mei Tin Dae stood guard over the truck and trailer while Mei Ul Jon, Mei Ul Lon and Jimmy went and relieved their bladders. Then they stood guard while he used the facilities.
While their little ballet was playing out, Mei Lon Soo was waiting for her turn to go onto the stage at Rooster Pull.
The music started up, Arnie introduced Lotus and she came out.
"That the same girl?" Chuck asked as Mei Lon Soo thrust her pelvis forward and whipped her long black hair wildly around. "Fuck! Week ago she couldn't even walk!"
Even as she took her clothing off, Mei Lon Soo kept her long black hair covering much of her body from view.
Her tips reflected the customers' enjoyment of her dancing, of her eroticism.
Mei Lon Soo checked her cell phone as she stuffed her money into her locker.
Ben Upjohn had sent her a text message; he was preparing the suit against her parents.
The man had wanted two thousand dollars up front but finally agreed that Mei Lon Soo could make payments. Mei Lon Soo was not fooled as she read his text message. What she was able to read between the lines was 'I will go ahead and file the suit and serve your parents just as soon as I have your entire retainer in my greedy little hand.'
She closed and locked the locker, steeled herself, and walked out into the bar area.
"Hi, I'm Lotus," she husked into a man's ear as Molly was out on the small stage.
"Uh huh, and I'm watching the game, Sweetheart," the man said, not taking his eyes from the large screen television.
Soon, though, she did have a customer buying her drinks and trying to get her telephone number.
She smiled, thinking of Corina Madsen, Bun Upjohn's administrative assistant. Corina had carrot orange hair, a plethora of adorable freckles on her thin face, and the warmest brown eyes Mei Lon Soo had ever seen. When she got up to show Mei Lon Soo to Mr. Upjohn's office, Mei Lon Soo had wanted to grab the woman's cute little bottom in her simple little dress, kiss Corina's pouting lips.
Each time Mei Lon Soo had come in to put down a payment toward the two thousand dollar retainer, the red head had blushed but smiled warmly.
"You dance at that Rooster Pull?" Corina had whispered when Mei Lon Soo had come in that morning. "Oh! I'd be so nervous! I mean, I can't dance worth a hoot anyway..."
"I would show you," Mei Lon Soo had whispered and Corina had blushed hotly but smiled.
A few days after their trek from Louisiana, Jimmy and Mei Ul Jon were gritting their teeth as they met with their Colfax Realty agent.
Pam Hutchinson was a loud, overbearing woman that had her own opinion on everything. She did not listen very well to her clients' needs, often making decisions for them based on her own feelings.
"Really? No kidding? You're from Baylor Lake?" Pam had squealed. "Oh my God! I'm from Bender! St. Thomas Aquinas! Go Avengers!"
"I can see why Bender sent her here," Mei Ul Jon whispered to Jimmy as Pam again showed them a house that was well outside of the price range they'd established, simply because 'it has the cutest little garden; I just know you two will love it....'
"Ms. Hutchinson," Jimmy interrupted Pam's prattling. "Is there a reason we're even looking at this house, other than some crappy little garden?"
"Well..." Pam faltered.
"Eighty five to a hundred and fifteen; that's what I told you and you said you understood," Jimmy said. "How much do they want for this house?"
"Well, it's listing for one ninety five, but..." Pam said, all enthusiasm slipping away.
"St. Thomas Aquinas did not teach math?" Mei Ul Jon asked, small round face unreadable.
Pam stared down at the impertinent little slant eyed bitch, cheeks flushed with anger.
But her broker had told her, in no uncertain terms, 'make a sale or get out.'
So, Pam swallowed her anger and used her IPhone to look up some houses in the client's lower price range, lower commission range.
"Oh, hey, here's a cute one on Seymour Lane, uh, twenty four eighteen Seymour; two bed, bath and a half," she mused.
"And Seymour is close to my parents," Mei Ul Jon agreed, in Korean.
"Yes, please," Jimmy agreed, in English.
Pam drove to the quaint house, mentally doing the math; three percent of one hundred and nine thousand.
"Oh, I bet..." Mei Ul Jon said, bouncing in impatience.
Pam unlocked the door and Mei Ul Jon ran to the rear door of the small house.
"Bergeron Jimmy!" she shrieked. "It is! It is! Look! There's our garden!"
She pointed and Jimmy saw the rear of the Mei house through the chain link fence.
He kissed her and she continued to babble happily as Pam showed them the rest of the house.
"Aw, now that is too cool," Jimmy enthused when he saw the master bedroom had three walls covered in cork paneling.
"And as you can see, it's in move in condition," Pam needlessly pointed out.
"They're wanting one nine for this?" Jimmy asked.
"Yeah, the owner moved to, oh my God! You're not going to believe this! What a small world," Pam chortled. "Owner moved to DeGarde. As in, DeGarde, Louisiana!"
"Okay, offer him one nine, seller pays closing costs," Jimmy said.
"Okay dokey," Pam agreed and rapidly began the program. "And I can get you lined up with some excellent financing..."
"I'll be going through my credit union, but thanks,' Jimmy informed her.
Pam fought down her disappointment; she would have received a bonus from Atwell Mortgages for steering a client their way.
"Bergeron Jimmy, we can put gate right there," Mei Ul Jon yelled from the rear yard. "And mother and father can come and..."
"A gate?" Jimmy teased. "And a fire breathing dragon to guard the gate too, right?"
While Mei Ul Jon and Jimmy were playfully bickering over whether or not there would be a gate, Mei Lon Soo was signing the lease to her own apartment.
The apartment was in the same complex as Molly's apartment. Whereas Molly's apartment was a one bedroom, this apartment was a studio or efficiency apartment. And it rented for six twenty five a month.
"All right, you just bring me the receipt from the Utilities company and you can move on in," the manager smiled, revealing horribly tobacco stained teeth.
"Yes ma'am, thank you," Mei Lon Soo said politely.
After Mei Lon Soo dropped off the receipt to the apartment manager and established that she'd be moving in over the weekend, she walked to Ben Upjohn's office.
"Hi!" Corina smiled when Mei Lon Soo entered the office.
"Hi; it is good to see you," Mei Lon Soo admitted.
She put down the final payment and gave Corina her new address.
"O. M. G!" Corina squealed. "You are kidding! I'm in one oh four!"
"Really?" Mei Lon Soo asked, almost squealing as well.