Guys, I got a problem. I've been having these nightmares lately. In these nightmares, I'm enduring the worst kind of hell. I find myself tied up in a dark place, and there is this lady there. She's Black as midnight, clad in a red leather outfit, and lord is she cruel. The things she does to me are terrifying, and more than a little erotic. I'm tired of having these awful nightmares. I'm tired of waking up sweaty, and inappropriately turned on. That's why I sought help from Dr. Kali Saif, the East Indian lady who works for Counseling Services at Carleton University in the town of Ottawa, Province of Ontario.
By the way, my name is Jacques Mont-Lac. I'm a big and tall young Black man of Haitian descent and the hero of this tale, I guess. I consider myself a good man. I mean, oftener than not I give money to the homeless even if it's just a loonie. Also, I volunteer for various causes ranging from Prostate Cancer Awareness to Domestic Abuse in Immigrant/Minority Communities. I do good things. I'm smart. I'm decent-looking. Why am I alone? I don't know. I work hard at school and I'm one of the top students in the Criminal Justice program. I'm one of the few good ones, as far as Black men in North America go.
A lot of Haitian guys in the Ottawa metropolitan area have no interest in school whatsoever. Like my cousins Edgar, Henry and Richard. Three Black men born and raised in the Ontario region of Canada. Black guys in Canada are running low on ambition even though life is much easier for people of African descent in Canada than in the United States. I mean, in Canada, the government has taken steps to protect minority communities from abusive police and racial profiling. How? They created the Special Investigations Unit, an agency that investigates police misconduct in Ontario, Canada. This agency isn't under the control of the police force, like an internal affairs department would be. It's independent. That's one of the many things that are great about Canada. I've been everywhere, man, and I love this place. I was born in the Cap-Haitien area of the Republic of Haiti but raised in the City of Boston, Massachusetts. I am twenty four years old and spent half my life in the U.S.