Hate Fuck
I couldn't believe I was in this situation -- having to explain to these people why I should have been the person to get the publishing contract. But here I was.
Oh, you want details.
So, there's this big Hollywood movie, with big Hollywood names attached. Big name producers, director, and actors all signed. And so naturally the movie company wants a tie-in novel, to be based right off the script.
The selected author would have to sign a non-disclosure agreement and everything.
This movie was going to be a big deal. With a lot of money at stake. In fact, the author who got the contract was going to be an instant millionaire.
I thought the competition was going to be pretty tight, too, even with the rule that you had to have an agent before you could submit a proposal, but I had hardly any competition. I thought I had that contract all sewn up, as the saying went, until along came a new entry -- a young, beautiful, black woman, just graduated from college, a fifth-generation descendant of former slaves, but with NO publishing contracts under her belt.
No publishing experience to speak of.
Like I said, I thought I had it in the bag. But the committee who was going to be ultimately deciding who got the contract was fawning all over her. Couldn't get enough of her.
While I had plenty of experience under my belt, as far as working with a publisher and working under a deadline, I was no longer young. No longer very photogenic.
Everything this young woman was. She was 22 or 23 if she was a day, about five foot-three, with milk chocolate skin, straight, shiny, jet-black hair almost down to her butt, and dark eyes the color of black coffee. And don't get me started about her ass or her tits, both of which were bigger than her head, and the same chocolate color.
The possibility that this girl was going to waltz away with the contract enraged me to no end.
I've never had anything against black people, exactly. But when that black person is standing in the way of me becoming an instant millionaire, yeah, I'm kind of pissed right now.
At the moment, I was in the convention center space where the competition for the publishing contract was being held.
Little Miss Chocolate had just made an impassioned plea all about how her family would be so proud and all that crap.
Then the head of the committee turned to me. "Mr. Fields. Now it is your turn to explain to the committee why you think you should get the contract."
So I rose from my chair, smoothing down my jacket and tie, and turned to face the committee, not looking at Miss White.
"Committee Members," I said. "I won't deny that Miss White has drive, and passion. But ask yourselves, has she actually published a book? Writing a book is one thing, but when you start working with a publisher, everything changes. Suddenly you have deadlines. Suddenly you have an editor. Suddenly you have to work with people to get your book on the shelf. And the compromises begin, between what you want and what the publisher thinks will sell. Has this young lady been through that? And with a project this big, do you want to take that chance? I've been through it, working with a publisher and all the rest. Would you entrust your project to anything less?"
And then I sat down.
There was a long pause, during which the committee members talked among themselves.
Then the talking stopped. I was suddenly hopeful as the head of the committee stood, a serious-looking fellow in a plaid shirt and a sweater vest. "Well," he started off. "Thank you both for your passionate speeches. We will take both into consideration and have our decision for you tomorrow morning. Have a good evening."
Right, I thought. Have a good evening, trying not to think too much about what this decision would mean for my life. Deciding against me would pretty much doom my career as a writer.
No pressure, right?
Just as I was rising from my seat, my competition came over.
Great.
"Mr. Fields," she said, smiling flawlessly. "I just wanted to wish you luck, no matter what the committee decides."
"Thank you," I said. What else could I say? "And the same to you."
"Have a good evening," she said.