At the conclusion of a scope of work presentation in Destin, I dropped off my Executive Administrator Tammy at the airport so she could fly back to Sarasota. After much to do, we had decided that I should stay behind at my villa, for a day or two of much needed R and R. Besides, I thought: "I could pick up the signed originals myself before returning home."
As I headed back from the airport, I knew some quiet time would do me good. I was growing tired of restaurant food and I thought to myself, just for tonight, I would swing by Publix and pick up something to cook for dinner: "Pasta." I reasoned: "That sounds good. Maybe in a butter oil and garlic followed by a cigar and maybe a brandy. I'll go to Chris's for a steak tomorrow evening." I thought.
Shopping isn't exactly on my short list of favorite things to do, so I grabbed a cart and swiftly walked toward produce: "I'm going to make quick work of this." I said to myself.
I snagged a bag of salad fixings, selected a firm head of garlic, then on to the pasta aisle and after deciding on vermicelli, I stopped to think: "What next?... Italian sausage." And I was off to the deli area to pick up two fresh links: "Yeah, that should do it." I reasoned.
Right after pulling my number, I stepped back to think and make sure that I wasn't forgetting anything and while waiting for them to call on me, an attractive young black woman walked by me and took a couple of the free tryouts near the bulk olive counter and just kept walking.
"Excuse me Miss, where is your cart?" I heard a man's voice ask her, and when I looked over she was being confronted by a distinguished looking well dressed gentleman with a Publix nametag: "Marvin, Branch Manager." On it in bold letters.
"Excuse me ... What?" She answered with a question, obviously being surprised.
"Your basket, you know your cart?.. Do you even have a purse miss?.. Are you shopping with us today? Then he added in a kind of low, but stern voice: "Or are you just grazing?"
I wheeled my basket over and said: "Penney! There you are sweetheart! Didn't you see me? I was standing right over there waiting on the sausage for our sauce. We only have two numbers ahead of us." Then I towered over that gentleman and asked: "Can we help you with something sir?"
"No-no ... No, it's just with spring break and all, the college kids come down here to our beaches, then flood the bars, over crowd our restaurants, spend all of their money partying and then they tend to come in here to graze without paying for anything." He answered: "I am sorry for the misunderstanding. It's just ..."
Sensing that he was probably right in his assessment, I interrupted: "Hey, you were only doing your job. No harm done, besides it's proactive actions like yours that help keep the prices down for customers like us."
"Sir I apologize, your wife looks like someone who has been in here before ... And ..." I cut him off.
" Yeah and just look at her face. She's embarrassed. It isn't everyday she gets accused of looking like a college girl." I chuckled and he just shook his head in disbelief and walked away.
We breezed through checkout together and like a kid, she grabbed a Kit Kat and threw it up on the belt so I would have to pay for it. Once outside she started to walk off and I immediately said: "Not so fast!"
She turned and said: "Look, thanks but I ..."
"Cameras." I said: "Walk with me to my vehicle and I'll drop you off wherever you'd like."
She replied: "I don't know you and I'm not going anywhere with you and ..."
"They're standing at the glass watching us as you scowl at me." I replied: "Get in before they notice what's showing through your hip pockets." I told her: "And try not to sit on them, it will ruin the leather." And I opened and held the passenger door like any good husband would while she climbed in.
When I walked around and got in to drive off, she was buckling up: "I suppose I should thank you." She said: "Do you want these little bottles of booze?" She asked.
Without answering her I asked: "When is the last time you ate?"
"Look!" She said: "I don't know what you think is going to happen here Mr. .. But let me warn you ... I haven't had a decent meal in three days, a shower for over four, I just got talked down to by some old white dude and I'm afraid if you attempt to try anything we're going to go!.. It'll be on! So I advise you stop this truck, or whatever it is, and let me out at the corner."
"I stopped for the red light, looked over at her and asked: "How about right after dinner? While she was fumbling for words to answer that, I said: "Do to your antics back there, I really don't feel like cooking now and I'm hungry." I reasoned: "I'll even buy."
"Are you going to try anything?" She asked.
"And what's up with that? I asked: "Are all the men that your know a bunch of perverts? What kind of circles do you travel in?"
"Look Mr. We came down here for spring break and a bunch of us went out on the beach after hours in a dune buggy. I woke up to find no purse or suitcase, no money, no travelers checks or credit cards and my cell phone was gone. So if I'm a little short on trust, so be it." She explained: "And how did you know my name was Penney?" She asked.
Surprised I answered: "I didn't, it's the first name that came to mind, is Penny really your name?"