Allison Walker arrived in Boston from San Francisco with her parents for her great grandfather's funeral. Her family was the old man's only living relatives.
After the funeral, Allison's father flew back home. An attorney, he had an important case scheduled to begin the next day. Allison insisted on staying with her mother to help go through her great grandfather's belongings and house. Cyrus Walker had left everything to her parents, who intended to sell most of it, except some items they might want to keep for one reason or another.
"Allison, you shouldn't be missing classes," her mother protested.
"Mother, my GPA is 4.00. No worries. I don't want you going through that old house alone."
"Yes, well, I got a little worried a couple years ago when you almost didn't make valedictorian."
"That little scare was due to Calculus, Mother, not missing classes. And I would rather have been Homecoming Queen," she joked.
Anne fondled her daughter's long, silky blonde hair. "Well, you could have been if you wanted to, but you declined the nomination, as I recall. You are so pretty. Those incredible green eyes just like your father's. But you shouldn't use so much makeup. You are such a natural beauty."
"Just don't ask me why I don't have a boyfriend again, Mother. I do date, you know. Just haven't met someone special."
"Why do you have sex with them then, Allison? If they're not special?"
"Let's not rehash
that
again, Mother. No, I am not a virgin. And I still haven't forgiven you for badgering our gynecologist until he told."
I have sex because I like sex!
she felt like shouting, but bit her tongue.
Why do you have sex, Mother? s
he wanted to ask.
* * *
The mother and daughter spent hours rummaging through the old house outside of Boston. They marveled over the exposed beams, built-in furniture and heavy use of stone, cedar and other natural materials. The living room had diamond patterned windows, and a large stone wood-burning fireplace flanked by oak built-in anchors. French doors separated it from the dining room. The interior wood surfaces had been stained instead of painted to emphasize the grain and integrity of the wood.
Allison spied the ancient eight-foot high clock in one corner, and began to examine it. She marveled over the fine mahogany and moonwook. The inscription read:
Made by John Walker, Hurst Street, Liverpool, 1795.
"Mother, if you could go back in time, where would you want to be?"
"Oh, I suppose I'd like to go back about two thousand years to the time of Jesus."
"Now, why could I have guessed
that
?"
"Allison, I do wish you would attend church with your father and I."
"No thanks."
"Your great grandfather once told your father and I that his own father knew the secret of time travel."
"Really?" Allison tittered. "And what did his father do? For a living and that sort of thing? Fly UFO's?"
"His father was a horilogical genius employed by the Harvard Clock Company, so the story goes."
"What does 'horilogical' mean, Mother?"
"Horology is the science of measuring time or making timepieces. I got that one right in
Reader's Digest
Word Power Then one day Nathaniel Walker just mysteriously disappeared. No trace of him was ever found."
Allison began to inspect the mechanics inside the clock's cabinet. She discovered an unusual-looking lever etched with some words she couldn't read due to wear. The lever wouldn't seem to move at all.
"It's almost Thanksgiving. If I could spend a day back in time, Mother, I like to be there in Plymouth in 1621 and find out what that party was all about."
"Yes, you and your parties. And I hate those short little skirts and skimpy halter tops you wear. Some of our ancestors attended those festivities in Plymouth almost four hundred years ago, as I am sure you are aware. Well, I have to head back into the city now to meet with the attorney about the will. I dread it. All that traffic. Do you want to go with me?"
"No way! That will take you hours. Daddy should have specialized in wills and estates rather than criminal law. I'll just keep going through all this old stuff. Take a nap on that couch, maybe."
Anne left and Allison went back to the clock. She found some sort of alarm apparatus and attempted to set it.
Suddenly the lever moved as Allison pulled it again. It began to vibrate in her hand and it felt like she held a jack-hammer.
* * *
Allison found herself in a wooded area. She noticed a path and began to follow it. After about an hour of struggling through the foliage she came upon a wigwam, a round-roofed house made of poles covered with flat sheets of birch bark.
A man emerged as she approached. He wore only a breech clout of deerskin looped over a belt in back and in front. A blanket draped over one shoulder. Tall, dark reddish-bronze complexion, incredibly handsome, bulging muscles, his long black hair braided with a single feather worn in the back.
He startled and frightened her. She turned to flee.
"
Bachiyuyu wunnaumwayeh
!" he called after her in a friendly tone.
"Wha...what? I didn't understand you," she replied, stopping in her tracks.
"
Bachiyuyu wunnaumwayeh,"
he repeated. "It means 'Come here English woman.' Do not be afraid of me. I will not hurt you."
"You...you...speak...English?"
"Yes, ma'am. Picked it up in England a few years back."
"You...you...are...an...Indian? Well, of course you are."
"I am of the Pokanokit Wampanoag nation, from the village of Patuxet, where the Pilgrims have now built Plymouth. The name Wampanoag means 'People of the Light.' Are you with the Pilgrims? I've never seen you before. I would have remembered."
"Uh...no...I...I'm...uh...lost..."
"Are you hurt, ma'am?"
She shook her head. "No, but I'm hungry."
"Come and sit by the fire. We will eat."
The Indian returned with turkey, squash and succotash which he warmed in the fire, and then offered to her.
"My name is Squanto. And yours?"
"Allison."
He looked over her attire. The outfit she had worn to the funeral. Crisp white shirt with hook-and-eye closures on the sleeves. Gray flannel pantsuit with a double-breasted jacket.
"You do not dress like the other white women here. They wear white caps and long dresses."
"No, this is more 'modern' apparel. Women wear pants now."
"I do not understand."
"No, I suppose you wouldn't."
Squanto glanced at her Nina metallic ankle-wrap sandals with three-inch heels. "How can you walk through the forest in those shoes? I could make you some moccasins like mine."
"Hey now, I've walked in jungles like New York City in these shoes. Do you have a foot fetish?" She saw a small oar leaning against his wigwam. "Are you into spanking by any chance? I'm a naughty girl."
He just shrugged in response. "Those colors of the rainbow around your eyes and on your lips--is that war paint?"
"No. Wet 'n' Wild MegaEyes Shadow and GlassyGloss Lip Gel."
Squanto shrugged again. "I notice you prefer the dark meat," he commented as he watched her devour the turkey.
"This is the most delicious turkey I have ever eaten. Such firm texture and rich flavor." She took a mahogany-colored leg. "Lobster-like aroma. The texture is almost steak-like, not fine-grained like the turkeys you buy at the supermarket. Much more dark meat on your turkey." She took another leg. "So much for genetically engineering the food supply," she snorted sarcastically.
"Where
are
you from, Allison?" he asked, perplexed by her conversation.
"Far, far away," Squanto. "From a land beyond your wildest imagination."
"You speak many words I do not understand, the one called Allison, from far, far away. Are you from the white man's heaven? An angel perhaps?"
She laughed. "I just might give you a little bit of heaven, honey. And speaking of new words, 'bling-bling' has just been approved for addition of the
Oxford English Dictionary
."
He shrugged. "I do not understand. But no matter. You eat with a man. I like that. The Pilgrim women stand behind the men as they eat, and wait until the men are finished before they partake."
"I'm too damn hungry to wait until you eat. I guess you never heard of NOW, feminism, and the sexual revolution."
"No, I have not. What is a sexual revolution?"
"The girl gets to say when and be on top. Your teeth are so perfectly straight and white," she complimented. "You must use a Dr. Fresh Fire Fly toothbrush that lights up and tells you how long to brush. I guess there are no orthodontists around here."
"You speak of things I know not."
Squanto stood and snapped several sturdy branches like twigs and threw them into the dwindling fire. It raged once more. Allison moved closer to him when he sat again, licked her lips lightly, and touched his arm. She took his right hand in hers and began to trace circles in the center of his palm.