Trilla blinked. The slow, deliberate movement conveyed the fact that she was running low on patience. I've never seen Trilla do anything slowly. Everything about her was quick. Her speech, her walk, sometimes I swear I can hear the beeps and whirs of Trilla's brain launching into overdrive.
Tolem and I were standing in front of her desk. When we walked in, she was taking a sip of tea, with a thick stack of papers in her free hand and a red pen stuck into the bun atop her head. She had looked up at us, smiled, put down the steaming mug, freed the pen and jotted something on the papers.
"Your highness," she said as she stood. "You're in my office earlier than usual."
I glanced between her and Tolem, but he remained still and silent. He'd been that way all morning and I was ready to slap him in the back of the head. Regardless, I was the one that had to broach the subject of the relationship Tolem and I shared.
"I was wondering," I said after I'd finished a bumbling explanation of how I'd gone from absolutely hating him to wanting him so bad I could taste it, "how soon a wedding could be arranged."
That's when Trilla stared at me for a solid two minutes. She hadn't spoken since her greeting and I was getting worried.
"My queen," she said finally, "a royal marrying a normal is not done."
I found it funny that anyone without noble blood was referred to as "a normal." We were all elves after all; "normal" was stretching it. "Trilla, if you're referring to Article 182, paragraph 48, you are talking about the antiquated law that forced my father to leave my mother and eventually marry Lady Ilyn, even though he wasn't in love with her. It would be in your best interest not to bring that up. It's kind of a sore subject."
"I understand," Trilla said with a nod, "much is involved in changing the 'antiquated law' and a suitor is en route even as we speak."
"Suitor?" I repeated my voice barely above a whisper.
"Yes."
"I hope you mean someone from the House of Chanel coming here to make pants suits."
"No." Trilla had the good grace to look regretful.
"Suitor, like looking to marry me...that kinda suitor?!"
"Yes."
"Drop the one word answers and tell me how to get rid of him so I can marry Tolem."
"Well, Trilla said as a wry grin spread across her face. "Prince Irial Force from the Green Isle arrives in four days."
"The Green Isle?" I asked.
Trilla sighed. "Ireland."
"Why didn't you just say that?"
"As you wish; Prince Irial Force from Ireland will arrive in four days. He comes under the pretense of attending the Royal Dinner, but in actuality, his intentions are to ask for your hand. His family is quite firm in maintaining the old ways. His father is distressed by the fact that you're half human but if a match is not made with you, the prince will have to search for a mate in the White North or the Far East."
"So I'm the only unattached royal in Europe?"
"Yes," Trilla said with a sharp nod. "There is a princess in Sweden, but her marriage has already been arranged."
"I just love being a last resort. It's so romantic." I rolled my eyes. "Get to the getting rid of him part!"
"Champion for change. Object with tradition and challenge his politics." Trilla shrugged one shoulder and smiled as if to say, simple as that.
"Can't I just tell him I'm not interested?"
"Our law states..."
I held up a hand. "If I hear those words come outta your mouth one more damn time!" I huffed.
"Trilla," Tolem said behind me.
I clenched my jaw. Look who decided to contribute!
"The parliament could be persuaded to convene on this matter."
Trilla looked worried for around three seconds. A vertical line formed between her black eyebrows. "They will not be happy to have to return so soon."
I clenched my fist in my lap. The way this conversation was going, I had no chance in hell of getting laid.
Trilla sighed. "I will make the appropriate calls. However, they may have to be invited to the Royal Dinner for all the trouble."
"That'll be fine," I muttered. "Thank you for your help." I stood, my knees a bit wobbly at the weight of Trilla's immediate rebuff.
"I'll do my best, my queen." Trilla said this to my back because I was already out the door with Tolem behind me.
***
The next day, after breakfast, I found Lady Ilyn and Ella in the back garden. The back garden was a sculpted, colorful array of flowers, trees, shrubs, and ponds. The living area was cobbled with gray stones, as well as a path that weaved around the yard, through the trees, and back to the castle. When I stepped outside, Lady Ilyn was sitting in a chair swing, her bare toes propelling her backwards and forwards. Ella was wandering around a thickly planted area, small scissors in her hands as she cut flowers and put the in a basket. In that moment I was thankful she hadn't inherited my allergies and hay fever. She wouldn't paint the pretty picture she did if her nose was red and her eyes were watering. As it was, she wore a cobalt blue dress that reached her ankles, her feet were bare, but she did have on a crisp white apron over the dress. Her curls were pulled back into a sturdy French braid and her pale cheeks were flush from the sun.
"Mommy!" Ella squealed when she saw me. She bent down to put the scissors in the basket and ran toward me.
I bent over and collected her into a long hug. "What's on the calendar today?" I asked.
"Trilla wants me to meet the candidates for my security detail," Ella sighed. "She interviews all of them today."
"Fun," I said. "What are all these flowers about?"
"I want new flowers for the vase in my room."
I nodded. "Okay, but make sure you leave some flowers for the Royal Dinner on Friday."