DEAR DEBBY, ISSUE 1
Dear Debby,
My wife is going for dinner with her ex. I'm conflicted. Should I give her a condom? If I do, that's practically permission to have sex with him. On the other hand, if I don't give her one, they might have sex anyway, unprotected! The last thing I need is a black baby that's obviously not mine.
Sincerely,
Conflicted Hubby.
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Dear Hubby,
This is a tricky question in general.
On the one hand, you don't want to encourage your wife to cheat on you with her ex. Giving her a condom would be like flashing a big green light for them to jump in bed.
On the other hand, there's a high chance they'll sleep together, condom or no condom. If you DON'T give her a condom, your wife could end up pregnant!
Fortunately in your specific case there's an easy answer. You mentioned the baby would be black, so I'm assuming your wife's ex is black. In that case, skip the condom. A condom for a black ex would be extremely racist and insensitive. Besides, if he's like most black guys, he'll refuse protection anyway.
Sincerely,
Debby.
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Dear Debby,
I'm a Chinese housewife and I messed up. I'm at a conference and I cheated with a white co-worker here. It's probably okay because it was just one week after my period... but still, I can't stop worrying. My husband is Chinese so if I'm pregnant, he'll know the baby isn't his. This all happened one week ago. I fly home to my husband tomorrow, so whatever I do, I have to act quick.
Sincerely,
Loving Chinese Wife.
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Dear Chinese Wife,
That could indeed be a problem. You might already be pregnant with your white co-worker's baby. Since you and Hubby are Chinese, it'll be clear as day that the baby isn't his. The baby will be too white!
There's an easy way to fix that. You just need to add some black to that white color. Find a nice black gentleman at the conference tonight and let him cum deep in your horny little Chinese pussy. The white and the black will cancel each other, and the baby will come out looking Asian. I think.
Sincerely,