Butter on Cream - Michael, a recently single, slightly bitter, handsome Asian man, decides to indulge himself with an anonymous fling with a White woman, which he has never experienced before, as a birthday treat to himself. Lisa, a somewhat pretty, recent single herself, willingly submits to the seduction by Michael as a way to reassure herself that she is still desirable to men, as her long-term lover has left her for another man.
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Michael pulled his pickup into a parking spot, turned off the air conditioner, and cut the engine. Stepping onto the sidewalk, the pavement shimmering in the early evening swelter that was Iowa, he checked his watch, again. "At least I'll have time for a beer," he thought as he caught his reflection in a darkened store window, and stopped to tuck his brand-new t-shirt into his khaki slacks. The reflection staring back was a tall, slim and toned Asian-American with a short, no-nonsense haircut, a slightly sarcastic smile,
and dark RayBan shades. If he looked nervous, and just a bit peeved, he hoped it didn't show. He'd never been on a blind date before. How'd he ever let his boss talk him into this? "She's the niece of our new client. She just moved here, and she doesn't know anyone... Come on, this client is important to us. And I promised... She's a lawyer, you know... And you seem to like brainy girls, like, you know, Grace..." and his voice trailed off.
Of course he liked brainy girls. Grace was a doctor. And Grace, he thought ruefully, left me for another doctor. Michael pushed open the gate of the outdoor terrace of Valentino's, the appointed meeting place, and sat down facing the street at an umbrella'ed table for two, grateful for the shade. And for the smiling waitress who offered a wine list. "I'll just have a beer, thanks," he smiled back, and soon the ice-cold brew was in his hand. After a few slugs, he surveyed the surroundings, scanning for the red-headed Ms. Allison Payne. He'd googled her, checked out her Facebook, texted out the details with her, and visited her firm's website, and had a pretty good idea, at least, of what she might be like. The inter-webs made it so much easier now to know what you might be getting into. He glanced at his watch again. 7:42. Hopefully, she wouldn't be late. He wanted to get this over with, and make an early exit. He finished off his beer, and waved the waitress over for another. "Damn, it's humid," he thought, and debated the wisdom of wearing a tight white t-shirt. Perhaps, he'd be able to keep the flop sweat to a minimum. Screwing the cap off the second beer, he noticed a girl emerging from the shop across the street holding a bucket and a squeegee. She was tall, with long blonde curls cascading to the middle of her back. She was wearing a pink, full-skirted sundress and flat, pink shoes. Her figure, as much as he could tell, was slender, lithe. Not too busty. Just nice. She proceeded to wash the shop's large front windows with long, graceful swoops. He studied her long, toned, arms and legs as she scrubbed and squeegee'd. "Not bad," he thought, pushing his sunglasses down to get a better view. "Not bad at all." She looked ethereal, sinuous, sexy. Like a ballet dancer.
Then, in his periphery, was a voice. "Michael? Michael Shaw?" Someone, a female someone, stepped into view. It was Ms. Allison Payne, Lawyer. And blind date.
"Hi, Allison, right?" Michael stood up, and offered his hand. Her handshake was remarkably wimpy for a lawyer, Michael thought nervously. He swallowed, thinking, "Here we go... might as well make the best of it..." He started with a smile, "Have a seat. Did you want a drink while we wait?"
Allison pulled up a chair opposite him and Michael waved the waitress over yet again. Ms. Allison Payne wanted an appletini, which the industrious waitress hurried off to get. And Allison started to chatter. And query. And chatter. She had never had a date with an "oriental", she just loved sushi, and the Chinese people had such a rich history, blah, blah, blah. He didn't bother to tell her he was born and raised in Wisconsin. And was only half Korean. The appletini was just making it all worse, but at least she wasn't blocking the view of the lovely ballerina window-washer across the street. Michael nodded and responded to Allison's many questions. "Jesus," he mused to himself, "Nooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition...If fact, those who do...God, I must be bored, I'm already quoting Python to myself... what is this, a fucking job interview?" But by then, he already knew that this evening was to be a complete bust.
But suddenly, it didn't matter. The ballerina window-washer had completed her task, and had disappeared into the shop. Allison and her annoying snobbish chatter and unintentional racism didn't matter. His rage over Grace and her new cardiologist husband, with custody of his son, no less, didn't matter. His relative inexperience and awkwardness with pretty white girls didn't matter. He'd never really dated, much less slept with, a white girl. Grace was 100% Korean, first generation, and had been the only woman he'd ever had sex with. They met when she was a freshman, he was a senior, and they were pretty much the only Asians at their small college. She got pregnant, and they got married, soon after. His college friends, white and black, boasted about their conquests, sleek sorority girls, party goddesses, blonde, blue-eyed and supremely sexual. He always fantasized about them, the haughty ivory toys he wouldn't, couldn't, didn't, ever have. It didn't matter. Even his loneliness, which he dulled with long hours at the gym and on the jobsite, didn't matter. Anymore. He'd made a decision. He was going to change all of this. Whatever it took, for once, he was going to be the one who saw what he wanted, took what he wanted, hit it, quit it, and walked away. This Asian man was going to get the white girl. He was going to get even.
After a mercifully short dinner and more unwitting condescension, he walked Allison to her car. She seemed receptive to more. He gave her a half-hearted hug and promised her he would call. He knew he wouldn't. Waving her away, he strode over to the dimly-lit window of the ballerina girls shop. And there it was, painted on the side window, in old-fashioned letters. Greene Jewelers. Specializing in Gold, Diamonds, and Porcelain. Goldsmith on Staff -- Repairs while you wait. Established 1980. We buy Gold and Estate Jewelry. Top Prices Paid. Lisa Greene, Proprietress. 555-2334. Website: greenejewelersiowa.com. Michael smiled. Things were going to change. His birthday was seven days away and he was already hatching a plan.