"Wait, Lexi, how the fuck are we supposed to solve this? This is some nerd shit, and I dunno if you've missed it but we're not exactly like them," Vanessa complained and dropped the pumpkin head.
Alexis giggled. "Come on, they've made such an effort just for us! This is a love letter and we owe it to the dorks to commit to it. See it like a late birthday present."
"My birthday was better than this," Vanessa scoffed.
"Recency bias, yours was two days ago!"
"You spent your eighteenth-birthday in a like a street brothel," Vanessa countered. "This doesn't beat any of our birthdays."
"It's not supposed to," Alexis countered. "It's just a bit of fun, right? We're not in danger, right?"
"I dunno who owns this house," Vanessa said and inspected her long nails. "But whoever owns it can't be the nerds the invite mentioned.
"Maybe we should assume the best and just have fun?" Alexis asked, full of joy for the little details she found in the room.
"Whatever, clock's running down," Vanessa notified her of the countdown until they were trapped inside the house until Halloween was over. "I don't want to be trapped here all night. This was supposed to be a smash and grab, and I've yet to get any sweets." Vanessa hopped up and planted her big ass atop the spidery table. "We're not smart enough to work this riddle out, and there's more rooms like this ahead. Face it, Lexi, we'll have to surrender."
"The anonymous note on the invitation said surrender meant the person who designed this particular escape room got to have a treat," Alexis said, trying to open the lock with some numbers she found on ghostly painting. "Darn it, it won't open."
"But the door to the designer's room is open," Vanessa said, nodding to the door with neon lights covering the doorframe. «What do you think the treat we'll have to give is?"
Alexis shook her head. "Now who's the one being a bimbo? The anonymous sender gave us these costumes for a reason," she said and rummaged around the barely lit room for clues. "I like being Black Cat, you know. It really shows off."
"Duh, it's too small, just like my Catwoman suit is too small. I think it's on purpose, and I'm not letting a nerd fuck me, Lexi!" Vanessa complained and crossed her arms, pressing her heavy cleavage together.
Alexis hurried to Vanessa on her high heels, smiling all the way and Vanessa looked away. "Hey," Alexis said, grabbing Vanessa's hands. "If you want to leave, we can leave. I don't want to push you or make uncomfortable."
"Must you be so cute with me? Fuck, Lexi, not taking you right here and now is difficult when you're showing off like that," Vanessa said and kissed her bestie's head.
"See? You're already in a better mood!" Alexis beamed and swayed away, her big ass straining and tearing the suit as she shook her wide hips.
"I'm still not letting nerds fuck me!"
"Who said anything about letting them fuck us? It's probably just a kiss or a blowjob, right? They're not seriously expecting us to act like sluts?" Alexis said and then bent at the waist to retrieve something her big ass had knocked down.
Vanessa rolled her eyes at the sex on legs that kept knocking things over with her shapes. "They better not because I didn't bring a condom and I know you're not on the pill."
"I feel like you're doing a lot of talking and sitting around while I do all the work," Alexis complained as she arched herself up from the low corner she had inspected next to the fireplace and when she turned, an entire shelf of stuff fell on the floor.
"With an ass that fat, you could use the exercise," Vanessa said, smirking at her.
"It's not fat, you bitch! It's just big." Alexis hung out her tongue.
"Don't tell me it's baby fat? You would have told me right if someone knocked you up, right?"
"I'm not pregnant and I'm not fat in the trunk, unlike some people."
Vanessa scooted off the table and threw a pumpkin head at her. "Mine's pure muscle, you bitch!"
"Used to be... you're trying to get thicc because your crush likes it big and round," Alexis teased her as she went through the book shelf for clues.
"How did you know that? Has he hit on you?" Vanessa picked up the books she threw out of the shelf and went through them.
"Like, every day, but I decline because of you," Alexis said, smiling over her shoulder.
Vanessa threw away the book and hugged her from behind. The slightly taller blonde wrapping her arms around Alexis' chest. "My best girl... always got my back."
Alexis leaned back into her bestie. "Bimbos gotta stick together."
"We're not doing a good job at that. I mean, look how we're spending Halloween. Dressed like slutty comic book characters and in a house full of nerds." Vanessa sighed. "At least we look amazing."
"Good enough to eat," Alexis joked and swayed back and forth in Vanessa's arms that squashed her double E cups beneath her toned arms.
"Mmmm, should we just sack it off and have some fun? Imagine them sitting in their rooms waiting while I have you splayed over that table, legs spread and soaking—"
Alexis spun around and placed her hand atop the plump red lips. "The nerd in the room could hear us, you idiot."
"If you didn't find anything in that bookshelf, why don't we just throw in the towel and give up a treat?"
"We can't give the same treat once we've used it though," Alexis reminded Vanessa. "Shouldn't we keep searching? We still have an hour until midnight, right?"
Vanessa checked the clock on the wall. "50 minutes now until we're trapped and leave without our treats."
"They said a room full of sweets," Alexis said, thinking of the prize at stake.
"Fuck it," Vanessa said, let go of Alexis and sauntered to the neon lights.
"Are you sure?" Alexis said, hurrying after and doing her best not to stare holes in the black latex straining to contain Vanessa's bubble butt.
"I'm no loser, Lexi," Vanessa said and opened the door to find a pumpkin head atop the darkly clad nerd, whose skinny frame made the otherwise scary coat look silly. "That's commitment, I'll give you that," said Vanessa, looking over the slightly taller nerd. "So, how does this work? I surrender, give up a treat and we can go to the next room, right?"
