Hi, everybody. Nash Winters is in the house. Kind of an odd name, isn't it? Well, it's the only one I got so a big fuck you to anyone who finds it weird! I was born and raised in the Bagley neighborhood of metropolitan Detroit, in the beautiful State of Michigan. These days, I live in the City of Ottawa, Province of Ontario. You might wonder what an authentic African-American like myself is doing in the Capital region of Canada. What can I tell you, man, life sometimes takes some funny turns. I got some people after me. These roughneck Jamaican guys really lack a sense of humor. All I did was take some of their money and bang some of their big-booty island women. Considering how much cash they flaunt and how many thick Afro-Caribbean bitches they got, you'd think they'd get over it. Nope. They've sworn to fill me with bullets. You can understand why a brother had to high-tail it out of there, right?
In the City of Ottawa, Province of Ontario, I found myself bored as hell. I wish I could stay in Toronto because it's bigger, livelier and more diverse but there are way too many frigging Jamaicans in metropolitan Toronto. Odds are one of them might know about those motherfuckers in the City of Detroit who want me dead. I still found ways to have fun, even in a dull and boring little town like Ottawa. For starters, I've got one hundred and seventeen thousand dollars U.S. with me. It's the biggest payday I've ever had in a long career of grifting. I'm twenty seven years old and have been getting in and out of trouble for the past ten years. Most of the time it's fun but sometimes it can be downright dangerous. I don't mind the danger and the occasional bloodshed, as long as the blood isn't coming out of me.
I've been an enforcer for the Jamaican mob, yes there is such a thing, for the past six years. I got the physique for it, too. I'm six-foot-four by 260 pounds. Not that being a mob enforcer is strictly a physical thing. Being a twisted son of a bitch really helps in this line of work. I quit in the winter of 2011 because these Jamaican fools were never going to let me rise in the organization. Even among Black folks there's a lot of discrimination. Jamaicans in Detroit hold the drug trade down and they muscled their way into African-American territory. They don't like to share the goods. If you ask me, it's only a matter of time until these fools piss off some big-time Black American mobsters and get themselves killed. These fools got a small-time crook's mentality. Even the Italian mob guys in New York sometimes hire Black and Hispanic gangsters to work for them and give them a share of the profits because that's the way the business world works. You scratch my back and I scratch yours. I'm glad I took the money. Serves these punks right, you feel me?
I decided to adjust to life in Canada since it looked like I might be here for a while. I tried to stay out of trouble because the last thing I wanted to do was run afoul of the authorities and get my ass sent back to the State of Michigan. I found the ultimate hiding spot. The last place where anyone would think to look for me. A college campus. And not just any college campus. The Carleton University campus in the City of Ottawa, Ontario. I decided to enroll in school. It was easy enough. I graduated from Cass Technical High School in Detroit, Michigan, nine years ago. The funny thing is that I graduated with honors. I fell into a life of crime after graduation. I even had a scholarship over from Wayne State University. I botched it all by getting arrested for fighting with some punks the summer after my high school graduation. When the school found out about this, they rescinded the scholarship offer. And my life went downhill from there.
I always wondered how different my life might have been if I hadn't gotten into trouble that summer. Anyhow, no use crying over spilt milk, isn't that what they say? I contacted the registrar's office at my old high school in Detroit, Michigan and asked them to forward my transcripts to Carleton University in the region of Ontario, Canada. I applied to Carleton University as an international student through the Ontario Universities Application Center or O.U.A.C. Amazingly, I got in. The day I received the acceptance letter from Carleton University was one of the happiest days of my life. I went to visit the campus. It was really nice, and far more diverse than I thought it would be.
I saw a lot of Black folks, and Arabs and some guys and gals who looked like Mexicans. I even saw Native Americans, though they prefer to be called Aboriginals in Canada. The lady giving the campus tour was this tall, fine-looking Persian lady who had an ass that would put African-American porn star Cherokee D'Ass to shame. Hot damn. Her first name was Aziza, and her last name was some deep Arab-sounding stuff I couldn't pronounce or remember. Wait a minute. I think her last name is Al-Fatah. Yeah, it's Al-Fatah. She was all smiles as she led me and the other international students on a tour of the various buildings at Carleton University. Naturally, I had a lot of questions. I wanted to know a lot of things about the school, and Ottawa in general. Aziza seemed quite eager to answer them. She noticed my accent and asked me where I came from. I proudly told her I came from Michigan. Upon hearing that, a lot of the other international students looked at me. Apparently, they don't get a lot of American students at colleges and universities in Canada. Hmmm. Interesting. Aziza looked at me and grinned. I winked at her and thanked her for being so patient with me.