**** Friday night
She was simply gorgeous.
No, is simply gorgeous.
Hang on, have I got that right? I mean, objectively, she is gorgeous. It's just... should I be using the past tense, considering...?
You know what? Fuck it. I always sucked at grammar. Figure it out for yourself.
Ahem. Anyway...
Right, so, there I was, relaxing in the leather wingback, single malt in my hand, enjoying that warm, nice just-about-to-be-drunk-but-not-quite-there-yet feeling. I - along with the rest of the bar, it seemed - was watching her move through the room.
She was making her way to the actual bar. It was just a few metres from where we were sat, but I could see what everyone else could, and they were all watching too. I mean, I couldn't blame them.
I spotted a few sly peeks over shoulders, the odd feigned stretch and - a personal favourite of mine - the 'check-my-phone-then-look-up-casually-at-what-you-really-wanted-to-see-in-the-first-place' (I bet there's a German word for that...). A classic.
She reached the counter and carefully - well aware of the admiring gazes - adjusted her black dress, stepping back to hop herself up onto the stool. I could see she knew everyone was watching her; I knew she was loving it.
The young barman's eyes lit up the moment he saw her. He completely ignored some other poor sap at the bar - it was clearly his turn - and made a beeline straight for her. It wasn't just the barkeep; two other patrons swivelled on their stools, turning to face her.
One guy leaned in to her - I assume, to offer her a drink - but got the full treatment. I could see his lips moving, but she didn't even look at him; he was talking at the side of her head. He knew she could hear him. She knew he knew she could hear him. Sucker.
She just lifted a finger slightly. That was all she needed; the barman practically feel over himself trying to lean over.
I knew what she was asking for: whiskey and champagne. Honestly though, the guy's eyes looked like she was telling him the secret to everlasting life.
The hopeful sucker tried again; I had to chuckle. He got up off of his stool, adjusting his posh blazer, saying something to her. Same effect. Give it up guy!
Just to rub salt into the wound, she picked up the glass by the stem, turning to directly face the chap. She leaned her head back, closing her eyes, taking a long, slow sip, knowing exactly what she was doing.
The fella had given up any pretence of decorum - he just plain gawped at her chest. I could see her smiling to herself as she got down from the stool, taking the drinks with her. What a fucking prick-tease.
I didn't even need to look; I knew the man and the barkeep were both staring at her backside. Man, they were right to; her ass is perfect. It's not a 'butt' mind you - she's a small, slight woman. But what it lacks in 'oompf' it more than makes up for in 'shit, that's a good ass!'. It slowly curves out from her lower back, then precipitously curves back in. The dress she was wearing clung to the damn thing, making it look even more... well, you know. I love ('loved'? No, sorry, I forgot: tenses are your problem, not mine) that ass.
I swear she was exaggerating her hip-dip with each step she took back towards me. It was having the desired effect; my heart was beating faster. I dare say I was not alone.
She put the drinks down in front of me. Fuck she was hot! She just leaned over to me, squeezing her arms in, those gorgeous tits doing their damndest to make my eyes pop out.
"Take me to bed or lose me forever," she rasped, putting on her best husky voice.
She just left the drinks, turned and sauntered over to the elevator. She knew the whole bar was watching her go.
I almost - almost! - just sat there like a dumb fuck, staring at her ass. Then my brain - God bless you sir, you served me well then! - kicked into gear, shouting at me, "Well, go on then man, she's talking to you!".
****
She actually led me into the room by my tie; how fucking hot is that, right?! She just strolled in, pulling me, then turned, reeling me in with the thing like a prize catch.
I couldn't help myself; "God you are gorgeous!" I managed, leaning in, trying to kiss those dark, cherry-red lips; she pushed me away (playfully, I'd add).
She took a few steps back into the room, positioning herself perfectly (had she planned this?), the standard lamp silhouetting her hourglass body. I think I knew what she was up to at this point.
She ever-so-slowly reached behind herself, grasping the zipper at the base of her dress, undoing it. She peeled each shoulder strap off, one after the other, the black fabric sliding down her body. I swear, I could hear 'Big Spender' playing in my mind.
She wriggled herself free, her gorgeous breasts now exposed, the low light somehow making each one gleam. It really did take all of my willpower not to ruin the show, to just lunge forward and grab a hold of the fucking things! I'm a gentlemen though; I wasn't going to fuck up what she clearly had planned. Besides, my Spidey-sense told me that would be a dumb-arsed move; the last thing I wanted was a halt in proceedings.
She bent forward slightly, reaching to her sides to grasp the thin material of that dress (all my brain was doing was cursing the damned fabric for having the temerity to still be on her). She finally got it below the waist, her narrow hips doing a little flick to send it slithering down to the floor (at last!).
Finally, gloriously naked, she hip-dipped her way back towards me, smiling that sultry little smile of hers. I could feel my heartbeat pulsing through my dick - I think it had a pretty good idea it was in for a wild night.
She walked herself right up in front of me, about an inch away, her sky-blue eyes staring up into mine. I might have just stayed there forever if she hadn't...
Oh my lord, yes! She reached her hands down, undoing my belt, unzipping me. I went to put my arms around her, to grab her, but she pushed them back down again - she clearly wanted things doing her way. I wasn't arguing.
Her slight fingers started stroking me through my trousers. Then she reached in, rubbing me through just my boxers, staring up at me the whole time. I could have popped there and then. It wasn't just her hands, mind you - having a sexy woman smile up at you, an inch from your face, clearly loving life as she rubs your manhood; not many better things in life. Except maybe...
She got down on her knees, still with her almond eyes locked on mine, and pulled my trousers down to the ankles. She grabbed my boxers, pulling them, stopping just as they started to yank my erect cock down with them, pausing as my dick was held there, about to spring free - did I mention she's a prick-tease?
Tease she may be, but she knew what she was doing. She leant in and kissed my dick through the fabric - Christ, it felt good!
She knew exactly what I wanted then. She opened her mouth and let out the sexiest little moan of 'ahh'. I'm trying to look like I'm the world's most put-together stud, all serious like, but I can feel the stupid grin on my face.
Then she starts. God, I love this woman! I'm no real expert - not that many previous partners - but I can tell you now, hand on heart, this woman can blow.
She reached one hand up, gently cupping my balls - it's like a little electric shock hit me, I couldn't help but jump - then flattened her tongue out on my nuts, still staring up, and slowly licked me, balls to tip. All I wanted to do was grab her head, to feed her my aching cock. As I said though, I'm a gentlemen.
Right at the top, she opened her mouth up wide and dipped her head forward, swallowing me. Like I said, she can blow - she doesn't just start sucking. No, she flattened her tongue out flat along my cock and took me as far down as she could, holding me there, her warm mouth wrapped around me. Already, I was starting to reach into my brain for pictures of my gran, images of a dead sheep, anything to help me keep it together.
But fuck, she had other ideas. She started properly slurping me, breaking the seal of her lips so she can make slutty little moaning sounds, using plenty of saliva so there are these fucking hot, wet sloppy noises.