The top student at the University of Ottawa's Faculty of Medicine is a man with a dilemma. After winning every major award in the world of Canadian academia, this future physician is tackling a challenge of a more personal nature. Bilal Ahmad, a six-foot-tall, dark-skinned, lean and athletic, handsome young man of Somali Canadian descent is perplexed, to say the least. Ever since Bilal Ahmad realized that he's Bisexual, he has seen the world in a whole new light. The heterosexual world and the LGBT world are both adamantly anti-Bisexuality, and that's simply not okay. That's why Bilal Ahmad and some friends cofounded the Bisexual Society of Ottawa.
If the LGBT clubs continue to ignore and mistreat Bisexual men and Bisexual women, Bilal Ahmad figured that Bisexual people ought to start their own clubs. When a group that is rejected by the oppressive majority starts to do its own thing, retaliation from the majority always follows. The creation of a Bisexual club irked the local gays and lesbians, to say the least. Of course, such clubs would cater only to true Bisexuals, rather than gay men who are in denial, or worse, infiltrators and subversive agents. Bilal Ahmad, a certified genius, has literally thought of everything. Let the games begin.
In order to prevent gay men and lesbians from infiltrating the Bisexual Society of Ottawa, Bilal Ahmad, in his position as founder and recruiter, has created a special test for the new recruits. In the queer world, whenever Bisexual men and Bisexual women want to do their own thing, gays and lesbians mock them and do everything they can to shout them down or deny them out of existence. Everyone knows that lots of gay men, through their female friends, enter masculine environments that they normally wouldn't have gotten invited to and use that to flirt with Bisexual men, bi-curious men and heterosexual men. Someone's got to do something about that...
In Bilal Ahmad's experience, the flexibility that Bisexual men and Bisexual women possess is the main reason why gays and lesbians fear and hate them. They simply cannot understand dual attraction because they do not feel it. Lesbians are allergic to the dick, and gay men find vaginas to be disgusting. They cannot have sex with individuals of the opposite sex. Their bodies and minds find the very concept of male/female sex utterly revolting. Bilal Ahmad intends to use this against any potential infiltrators trying to get into his exclusively Bisexual club. The Bisexual revolution would have succeeded beyond measure if its leaders were as ruthless as Bilal Ahmad, that's for damn sure...
"Guys who are allergic to vaginas and girls who are allergic to dick cannot pass the Bisexual test," Bilal Ahmad said to himself after he worked out the kinks. After posting the B.S.O.O. flyers all over the City of Ottawa, Ontario, Bilal Ahmad awaited to hear from the public. Surely enough, thirty men and nineteen women showed up at the first meeting of the Bisexual Society of Ottawa. Some of the ladies were more macho than the average biker and some of the fellas were more girly than the average woman, so Bilal Ahmad had his work cut out for him...
"We are happy to be here," said Suzanna Bratianu, a six-foot-tall, short-haired, tattooed and muscular, big-bottomed, Romanian woman with dark bronze skin and light brown eyes. The gal was kind of masculine and looked like a biker chick. In Bilal Ahmad's experience, masculine women tend to be die-hard dykes, one hundred percent allergic to the dick, so he had his doubts about Suzanna More. The biker gal might be a butch lesbian trying to infiltrate the Bisexual club for nefarious purposes. Bilal Ahmad checked out Suzanna Bratianu, and according to social media, the gal was forthrightly Bisexual. Hmm, interesting discovery, to say the least...
The gentleman who accompanied Suzanna Bratianu, a First Nations fellow named Calvin Featherstone, was even more suspicious. Calvin was short, and dark-haired, with bronze skin and a slick goatee. Calvin hailed from the Ojibwe tribe and grew up in a small commune near Thunder Bay, Ontario. The fellow seemed to ride the fence between androgynous and masculine, which irked Bilal Ahmad, to say the least. Bilal Ahmad is of the opinion that men with feminine mannerisms and feminine tendencies cannot be Bisexual, and they should just admit they're queer and stick with guys already. Masculine men who are Bisexual are more than welcome to Bilal Ahmad's club, along with their ladies of course...
"This club sounds hot," Calvin said, and Bilal Ahmad nodded politely, wondering how to get rid of Calvin without being too damn obvious about it. Calvin wasn't as flaming as, say Jack from Will & Grace but he wasn't that far from it. Can a man with girly ways get an erection over a woman? Bilal Ahmad had his doubts, but he had to admit that he needed more information about Bisexual men before performing any judgement upon the breed. Every community has individuals that range on a spectrum. For example, not every NBA player is super tall. Shorter guys like Mugsy Bogues proved themselves as capable as Shaq and Jordan back in the day.
