The top student at the University of Ottawa's Faculty of Medicine is a man with a dilemma. After winning every major award in the world of Canadian academia, this future physician is tackling a challenge of a more personal nature. Bilal Ahmad, a six-foot-tall, dark-skinned, lean and athletic, handsome young man of Somali Canadian descent is perplexed, to say the least. Ever since Bilal Ahmad realized that he's Bisexual, he has seen the world in a whole new light. The heterosexual world and the LGBT world are both adamantly anti-Bisexuality, and that's simply not okay. That's why Bilal Ahmad and some friends cofounded the Bisexual Society of Ottawa.
If the LGBT clubs continue to ignore and mistreat Bisexual men and Bisexual women, Bilal Ahmad figured that Bisexual people ought to start their own clubs. When a group that is rejected by the oppressive majority starts to do its own thing, retaliation from the majority always follows. The creation of a Bisexual club irked the local gays and lesbians, to say the least. Of course, such clubs would cater only to true Bisexuals, rather than gay men who are in denial, or worse, infiltrators and subversive agents. Bilal Ahmad, a certified genius, has literally thought of everything. Let the games begin.
In order to prevent gay men and lesbians from infiltrating the Bisexual Society of Ottawa, Bilal Ahmad, in his position as founder and recruiter, has created a special test for the new recruits. In the queer world, whenever Bisexual men and Bisexual women want to do their own thing, gays and lesbians mock them and do everything they can to shout them down or deny them out of existence. Everyone knows that lots of gay men, through their female friends, enter masculine environments that they normally wouldn't have gotten invited to and use that to flirt with Bisexual men, bi-curious men and heterosexual men. Someone's got to do something about that...
In Bilal Ahmad's experience, the flexibility that Bisexual men and Bisexual women possess is the main reason why gays and lesbians fear and hate them. They simply cannot understand dual attraction because they do not feel it. Lesbians are allergic to the dick, and gay men find vaginas to be disgusting. They cannot have sex with individuals of the opposite sex. Their bodies and minds find the very concept of male/female sex utterly revolting. Bilal Ahmad intends to use this against any potential infiltrators trying to get into his exclusively Bisexual club. The Bisexual revolution would have succeeded beyond measure if its leaders were as ruthless as Bilal Ahmad, that's for damn sure...
"Guys who are allergic to vaginas and girls who are allergic to dick cannot pass the Bisexual test," Bilal Ahmad said to himself after he worked out the kinks. After posting the B.S.O.O. flyers all over the City of Ottawa, Ontario, Bilal Ahmad awaited to hear from the public. Surely enough, thirty men and nineteen women showed up at the first meeting of the Bisexual Society of Ottawa. Some of the ladies were more macho than the average biker and some of the fellas were more girly than the average woman, so Bilal Ahmad had his work cut out for him...
