Author's note: If you are uncomfortable with race play, please do not read this story.
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"We're supposed to be there in 30 minutes. Think we have time for a quickie?" I asked.
"Sure," replied Jackie as if I had just suggested we dust the baseboards.
"Ok, then. Maybe later."
"Sorry, I'm just tired."
"I get it. What are you going to wear? It's a club."
"I was just going to wear this. Is this not good?"
"No, it's fine. I just thought there may be dancing and —"
"So, you're going to dance with me?"
"Well, not likely," I said. "But if I have to compete with the other men, you know..." I said with a smile. We were there to rekindle our romance. It had gotten so bad that we were both afraid our marriage was in danger. So, as it were, we found ourselves in a romantic resort on a tiny remote island in the Bahamas attending a marriage counseling retreat. According to the website, it was designed for couples having trouble in the sex department, so I thought it could be what we needed.
"There. Is that better?" Jackie asked. She had on a white sundress with purple diagonal stripes. It accentuated her ample tits and full ass. At 5' tall and petite, Jackie's form was rather curvy despite being thin.
"Absolutely. You won't be safe in that, I'm afraid," I said with a smiled.
"From you, that is!" Jackie was getting ready in the mirror over the sink, putting on make up and brushing out her hair and brushing her teeth.
"Nice one. Hey, the name of this place we're going to is called Pork Bellies according to the brochure, but I can't find it anywhere online because my phone's not working. I hope it's barbecue."
"Bahamian barbecue? Hmm. Well, could be good. You never know."
I was fiddling with my phone when I should have been watching Jackie jiggle while she brushed her teeth. "I can't get the Internet to work at all. And I haven't had cell service since we got here. Have you?"
"No. I think it's because this island is so stinking remote," she said. "Call the front office. Maybe they gave us the wrong login info. Are you about ready?"
"Yeah. About 20 minutes ago," I said while I called on the desk phone. "Of course if I could look as good as you, I would spend another 20 minutes, too."
"Thanks."
"They never gave me any login info." "Yes, we are having trouble getting onto the Internet. Do you mind to give me the login info for the WIFI?" "Oh, wow. That's unfortunate. Well, there's no cell service in our room, so how do we —."
"Ask her if there's service anywhere at the resort."
"Is there somewhere close by where we can get service?" "Well, why is that? That's ridiculous!" "Okay, is there someone else I can talk to?"
"I'll go down and sort this out," Jackie stated. She was ready anyway at this point, so she went on down. I followed.
This remote island resort was starting to get really inconvenient. We learned in a few minutes that someone owned the whole island and they didn't want communication going in or out.
"Okay, then," Jackie said. "Well, let's not get down about it. I can unplug. Can you?"
"I suppose. The camera still works, though, right?"
"Nice try."
"Damn. Oh, well." We walked to Pork Bellies, which was around the corner of the resort by the beach and around behind. On the way we had to walk next to the nude beach. It was still light out at 7, so we could see the gifted endowments on the local men. It was awkward.
We could hear some rhythmic thumps of music as we got closer. The doorman asked if we were a part of the conference for married couples. When I said yes, he put us with several other couples near a stage in the middle the club. It was like a boxing rink without the ropes. The stage was empty at first.
Jackie whispered, "Why are we at the same table as these people? And why are there so many white women here without their men?"
"Maybe it's like a bachelorette party."
"Yeah, I guess. And why are there no black women? — well I see one now."
"Our whole table is white couples, though. You're right. That's weird." Just then another couple came and sat at this gigantic, U-shaped table, or rather tables pushed into a U shape. Then another couple came shortly after that. "Six couples. All white. Interesting." There were probably 30 Bahamian guys, 15 scantily clad white ladies, and one black lady — all not counting our new, mysterious group of confused people.
Just then the black woman came out on stage and everyone cheered and yelled. She was an emcee, I assumed.
"Okay, you heathens! Who wants to see some little piggies get all slimy?" The men and women all cheered. "Ok, bitches! Let's do this." Two middle aged white women came out in tiny bikinis. They were average looking, but they were excited and that made them more attractive. The lady in the white bikini was overweight with huge tits. The other in the green and blue bikini was thin but saggy.
"Alright, bitches. You know how this works. Assume the position." The two women walked up toward the front of the stage in front of us and spread their feet about two feet apart. The big one made a faux angry face and flipped off the audience. They cheered. "Okay, it's time for a couple volunteers!"
The crowd cheered even louder than the low rumble of comments and laughing the crowd was making consistently. The emcee pointed at two of the wives at our table. "Alright, bitches. Hey, hey, guys! Are these two okay?!" The crowd cheered. "Alright, let's go. Get up here, bishes!" After some hesitation and coaxing by their husbands and the emcee, the two women went around and up the steps onto the stage.
Another white lady came out in a pink bikini and gave the two volunteers big bottles of what we would learn in a minute as oil. "You know what to do." The women slowly went up to the two women on stage. "Grease those piggies, bishes!
The women with the oil were obviously pained at this. They tried to laugh it off, but eventually slowly gave in and started to rub the oil on the women, starting with the shoulders and back. "Okay, now, look." The emcee grabbed one bottle and started squirting a woman with copious levels of oil, on her head, face, tits, ass, legs, and then she even went under the woman and squirted up at her crotch. "That's what I mean. Get in there, bishes! You got to really get in there. Let's go!"
Both women did as they were told. "Now, be thorough. I don't want any part of these piggies — listen folks, so we want these piggies greased up or not?!" The crowd went wild. The two getting the oil started wiggling and playing to the audience. They lifted their legs and feet to let the oilers get every crevice. More flipping off the crowd by both oiled women. "Okay, that's good. That's good. You ladies can go sit down. Thank you!"
The emcee continued, "Tell the audience why you're here, bitches."
The big one said, "Unfortunately, I've been very, very good." The crowd erupted with boos. The other woman said quietly, "I shared a secret."
"What's that, piggy? I couldn't hear you." The crowd got quiet.