I don't know why everyone thinks Muslim women are so damn chaste. Seriously. Take Fadheela-Anisah Mohammed for example. I encountered this chubby, matronly Arab woman when I first moved into the Donald section of the town of Vanier, Province of Ontario. There are lots of Arabs in the neighbourhood, along with Somalis. Me? I'm just a big and tall young Black man of Haitian descent who moved there because the rent is cheap, basically. My name is Mathieu Jean Pierre. I was born and raised in the City of Montreal, Province of Quebec. I'm new to the town of Vanier and so far, this place sucks. The only good thing about it is that there's a Haitian restaurant in every corner and it's easy to get Arab pussy because the Arab men are all busy praying.
The first time I saw Fadheela-Anisah, I knew she was good to get the business. And I'm the kind of guy who will give a woman the business. The forty-something, bronze-skinned and dark-eyed, hijab-wearing Arab woman looked at me the way a hungry man looks at fast food. I was just browsing through her store, looking for some chips and eggs. Usually, I get stared at in stores because I'm a Black man and let's face it, Canada is a very racist country. However, there was something different about Fadheela-Anisah's stare. It was lustful rather than hateful. Her husband Hassan didn't seem to notice. He was reading a newspaper where they were talking about Palestine's bid for membership in the United Nations. Arab men love political news, and they love their mosques. Yet they're surprised when sexually adventurous men of other cultures steal all the cute Arab chicks. What a bunch of fools.