I was always so proud of my girlfriend. I guess that's what started this whole mess. I just couldn't stop showing photos of her to my friends, and taping them in my locker at work. She's just so hot, I had to brag. I should have just kept her to myself.
Then one day this cocky black guy at work, Darnell, he walked by while I was at my locker.
"Damn," he said, "You weren't kidding. That's one hot little piece of ass you got there."
"Um... thanks." I said in shock, trying not to get angry.
"But you know I could steal that away, right? Man, just one hour with her, and she'd be sucking me off."
I lost it. "Hey, that's it! Who the fuck do you think you are?!"
Darnell only smiled at me, even chuckling a little. "Chill man, chill. I'm just saying, you think she's your girl, but how can you trust her? Let me do you a favor. I'll test her out for you, see if she cheats. If she turns me down, you know you got her all to yourself."
He explained it in a way that almost sounded like a good idea. Almost. "I, uh, I think I'll pass."
Darnell could see I was considering it, and pushed on. "Okay, then how about a bet? If she won't cheat, I'll give you... five hundred bucks, AND you'll know she's faithful. Sound good?"
I was so sure she was mine. I was so confident. "You know what? You're on."
Darnell just smiled. "I'll even go easy on you. She sucks me off, you'll only owe me one hundred." I was a bit shocked he still wanted to be paid cash even if he won my girlfriend.
We set it up so that I would tell her the three of us were going out to dinner after work, and then I wouldn't show. He had just one hour to close the deal.
Tina must have looked so good. Her blond hair down her back, she told me she would wear her pink tank top with her denim miniskirt. She had these sexy little pumps that made her a couple inches taller than her usual 5'3". She was so cute and sexy.
I sat at home, too nervous to think straight. All I could do was watch the clock. Minutes passed and I watched my phone. She called a couple times right away, probably asking where I was, but the phone went silent... and stayed silent.
Finally the hour passed, and I kept waiting for my beautiful girlfriend to walk through the door, angry at me for not showing and telling me how obnoxious my coworker is. But she didn't. Then another hour passed, and this time I called her, and now her phone was the one not answered. I called again and again, and hours passed.
The worrying grew exhausting. Finally, I fell asleep. When I woke up the next morning and turned to my girlfriend's side of the bed, all I found there was a note written in glittery pink gel from one of her cute pens. My heart began pounding, and I read the note.
"Tom, sweetie, I saw you asleep and I just couldn't wake you. I can't face you after what I've done."
Oh, god.
"I showed up when you said, and Darnell was there in his big black SUV, but I couldn't see you. Where were you, anyway? You left me alone with him!
"So I got into the passenger seat of his SUV, but he said we should wait a little while for you to show up. Baby, he was looking all up and down my body like a total perv, making me squirm in my seat.
"Then he started saying all these smooth things, complimenting my body, and I thanked him nervously, looking around desperately for the moment you would show up.
"But you didn't show up, and he just kept going. He was just so smooth, baby, and his compliments were getting nastier. At first he was talking about my face and hair, then my clothes, but now he was talking about my boobs and staring straight at them! I was getting really uncomfortable.
"I was trying to tell him I should go, but he kept saying you would be there any second, and I kept waiting a little longer while he looked me over and talked about my body while I looked out the window, nervously.